God Who Cares? (Atheist) by DeYtH Banger, VeNgeR GrEenTag (speed reading book TXT) š
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By DeYtH Banger
Heyā¦ heyā¦ do not fuck around you promised me to read the bible go and read it and stop with the bravo lips gestureā¦ fuck that.
The people who have written the bible are illiterate.
āShe turned the thing in her hand into wand.ā
āHe put his hand in the bosomā¦ And he putted his hand in the bosom.ā
- We call this wisdom story comming out Harry Potter bookā¦
- We talking about full on retardedā¦ this guy has serious mental issuesā¦
āThe when he removed it from the bosom his hand was white as snow.ā
- People say that all of them have been aroubd the bibleā¦ OKAY GREAT
BUT YOU ARE NOT LIKE MEā¦ I AM A PERVERT + I AM WALKING DATA
LETāS GO BACK TO THE TOPIC
WHITE AS SNOW?
ITāS CALLED SEMEN AND MORE SCREW UPā¦ SPERM
AS FOR THE BIBLE WISDOM IS FUCKED UP AND WASTE OF TIMEā¦ THIS GUY KNOWLEDGE HAS DRIED OUT
People say that comediansā¦ have already done with bibleā¦ NO YOU HAVENāT I HAVE WHOLE FUCKING NEW PACKAGE OF OPINIONS AND ARGUMENTS
The people from the bible are alcoholicsā¦ wineā¦ OH COME ONā¦ JESUS MAKES HEALTHY SHIT INTI UNHEALTHYā¦ SHIT?
OH COME MIRACLE
DELUSIONER FUCK
GET SONE SENSE OF KNOWLEDGE
Jesus does miraclesā¦ one of them is sucking my dick some people want more shit not only for christianityā¦ but and for the other religionsā¦ the self-destroyingā¦ bombing jihadā¦ this is because of holy cows of desparationā¦ the fat buddaā¦ fat obesity fuckā¦ I donāt care about other arguments here is oneā¦ Jesus comes from the dead after findingbout that his childhood was child hood traumaticā¦ dysfunctional parentsā¦
And come onā¦ father hard alcoholic.ā¦ deep issues and mother which was whore and letās maje something out of this kid..
Let lies shedā¦ and spread his holy greatness.
Spirit - How about go fuck yourself
Higher Being - Just hope and pray to whatever you want for me to not comeā¦ over and butcher you with my hard mass dickā¦
Theists are foolist, DO YOU KNOW WHAT IN FUCKING HELL YOU BELIEVE IN?
DO YOU PLAY THE GAME CHERRY PICKING?
OR YOU READ IT ALLā¦
JUST STOP AND READ ITā¦
SOLVATION OF PROBLEMNIS TO READ ITā¦
Religious people are just pretendersā¦
They just predent that they believe in that jimboā¦ jamboā¦ bimboā¦ bullshit.
People who believe in Higher Power, refuse to grow up and to admit that it does not exist.
by DeYtH Banger
Truth, so what?
People go with
āGod doesnāt want us to have acess to thisā
When I askedā¦
And who created God?
I GET IT
REFUSAL OF GROWING UP
YOU START MADING UP SHIT
JUST MAKING SHIT UP
HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT TO TAKE LITERALLY AND HOW TAKE AND UNDERSTAND SOMETHING OUT OF THE BIBLE?
HOW DO YOU KNOW WHICH TO IGNORE AND WHICH NOT TOā¦
HOW DO YOU DECIDE TO CHERRY PICK UP SHIT?
HOW FUCKING DO YOU DO IT?
OR YOU TAKE THE WHOLE BOOK
OR NOTHING
Most of their evidence of religious people is based upon the bible. So dpes and the fucking stupid spirtualityā¦ based upon the bases of religionā¦
Most evidences are represented by ignorant people, ignorance and faith is not open mindedā¦
It has not any type of signs of open mindedā¦
ITāS JUST A FUCKING FOOLISH DECISIONā¦
EVIDENCE
- BIBLE
- EMOTIONAL EXPERIENCE
OR
- THREATS
ARE NOT FUCKING EVIDENCE
WHAT THEY NEED TO DO
THEIST TO START THINKING AND RETHINKING WHAT THEY ARE SAYINGā¦
BECAUSE EVIDENCE WHICH THEIR GIVING AND WHAT THEIR SAYING IS IMPOSSIBLE
Lepricorns - DO NOT EXIST
Tooth Fairies - DO NOT EXIST
Unicorns - DO NOT EXIST
Santa Claus - DO NOT EXIST
Boogey Man - DOES NOT EXIST
BUT SOMEHOW
GODā¦
JESUS EXIST AND THEY ONLY CONTRIBUTE TO GOOD?
AND HUMANS ARE ALL EVIL?
WHAT TYPE OF HORSE XYZ SHIT IS THIS?
To VeNgeR GrEenTag
Comedy: Bible *NewBy VeNgeR GrEenTag
"Pray to God"
- Fuck you you oblivious fuck.
"I found God"
- You found dick in my ass you declined, neutral fuck.
"āThe characters and events depicted in the damn bible are fictitious. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.ā
Penn and Teller
The Bible is a collection of 66 different books, the writings of at least 40 different authors over a period of time that spanned at least 1,500 years. The Bible, however, is not a singular catalogue of these books as the sixty-six books are each respectively assigned to either the Old or New Testament. To illustrate this, the Old Testament comprises of thirty-nine of the sixty six, Genesis to Malachi; whilst the New Testament includes the balance of twenty-seven books, the Gospel of Matthew through the Book of Revelation. Now it is important for non-Jewish audiences to understand that the New Testament is not ānewā, in the sense that it is a modernized or an updated version of the Old Testament, as an alarming..."
- C.J. Werlem
"Christopher Hitchens, author of God is Not Great, eloquently makes his punchy position on this:
ā[New Testament] is a work of crude carpentry, hammered together long after its purported events and full of attempts to make things come out right."
- C.J. Werlem
"The books of the Bible were crafted together by ancient man to explain how his universe and his surroundings came to be. These were books that provided comfort to man, as he feared the dark, death in battle, the sound of thunder, or illness and disease. Within all civilizations, within all societies, the human existence has demonstrated its proclivity to create gods for when we cannot find meaning or understanding. For example, we knew the sun was good because it made our crops grow. No sun, no crops, no food. Therefore we created the Sun God. Similarly, gods for water, fertility, healing, etc..."
- C.J. Werlem
"The ancient Romans believed their existence was founded by the twins Romulus and Remes, both orphaned and raised by a wolf. The ancient Hebrews believed a sky-god placed a man named Adam, created from dust, and a woman, created by Adamās rib, on earth to be the first family of their existence..."
- C.J. Werlem
"Bible, but this is what is known of the āGood Bookā:
More than 35% of college attending Christians could not put the following in order: Abraham, the Old Testament prophets, the death of Christ and Pentecost.
One-third could also not identify Matthew as an apostle from a list of New Testament names.
The above findings corroborated by an editorial published in Politics Daily titled, Why a āYear of the Bibleā Would Horrify its Sponsors showed:
More than 50% donāt know that Genesis is the first book of the Bible.
More than 50% canāt name even one of the Gospels.
More than 60% canāt name at least 5 of the 10 commandments.
More than 20% think Moses was one of Jesusā disciples.
More than 50% of High School seniors think Sodom and Gomorrah was a married couple..."
- C.J. Werlem
"Is it possible believers choose not to read it because Isaac Asimovās famous quote, in regards to the Bible, is a truism?
āProperly read, the bible is the most potent force for atheism ever conceived.ā
ā Isaac Asimo"
- C.J. Werlem
"If you ever get into a religious discussion with a Christian, for example, a circular rationale usually ensues, something like this: āThe Bible is true because it is the word of God and I know it is the word of God because the Bible says so. And if the Bible says so, then it must be true, because I know the Bible is true because it is the word of God and God wouldnāt lie. I know that because the Bible says so.ā Are you dizzy yet
At the risk of further extending the circular roundabout, the theological conundrum is that the onus is now on the believer to prove the existence of the Biblical God, because if he isnāt real then the book isnāt inspired!"
- C.J. Werlem
"Therefore, for the Bible to be truly inspired by a Heavenly creator, it would require that all the hundreds and thousands of men that took part in the copying and translating were āinspiredā by God. I now need to get off this merry-go-round.
But if we grant the believers their faith and be gracious enough to offer our humor, then shouldnāt we expect the Bible to be brim-filled with wisdom, wonder, enlightenment and beauty? Shouldnāt this book, co-authored by the supreme-being, the creator of all, be the most marvellous thing ever written; standing side by side with progressive scientific discovery and not starkly against it? Is this too much to ask? Because having read the Bible back to front, front to back, right to left, left to right, I think it is one of the most uninspiring books ever written. Godās greatest preaching to mankind, his creation, counts for little more than who I can and canāt shag; what I can and canāt eat; when I can and canāt work; how I should treat my slaves; under what terms I can annihilate..."
- C.J. Werlem
"Seems a little trivial, doesnāt it? Furthermore, this God has some bizarre and brutish methods for getting his point across, including forcing his prophet Ezekiel to eat nothing but bread..."
- C.J. Werlem
"meared with human shit for 430 consecutive days; vaporizing people into salt for innocuous errs; and of course, seeing to the slaughter of entire civilizations because they may happen to be in the way of an Israelite land grab.
Really? Is this his best effort? My god, I can literally walk into any Borderās bookstore blindfolded, march directly to the self-help section and find more wisdom in āAwaken the Giant withinā or āChicken soup for the soulā and these respective books are just full of pseudo pop-psychology at best and utter meaningless bullshit at worst"
- C.J. Werlem
"āā¦even if the Bible is a dead-on accurate transcription of Godās words, itās rather shocking that God only had two books in him, the Old and the New Testament. Iāve actually written two books and I am sure God would have written more than me. Two books? That was all he had to say to us? You think he would have put at least a pamphlet in response to the Holocaust.
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