Alive (Notes #5) by DeYtH Banger (short books to read txt) 📖

at least I am not going to be canabalistic person with manner of eating flesh. Visit

 28.06.2018

 

by DeYtH Banger

 

 

Church is not some private stuff,

I can't tell you my relegious beliefs,I can't tell you where I liveI can't tell you my mom's nameI can't tell you my uncle's nameI can't tell you where I am nowI can't tell you what I doI can't tell you what I eat...
The rules are ridiculous, if we go and focus on this shit what we gonna miss!?

Outside is Raining,My mail box is ful,Heavy rainingLife goes ond on...

And what do we do?... We put inside our small minds limits... which limit us from doing so much s stuff, we could be outside with a friend, we could be now surfing on the internet and learning and learning abudance of information... then gatherr friends... make a group and start sharing what "we" have learn. Everyday is a lesson to be learn, you either gonna stay and get the feedback or go out and again and again and again getting rejected like a piece of shit.


This here is really a visit... what I really want to say to you... is that life is full of lessons and people shouldn't skip any type of lesson. If outside the weather is fucked up probably is because in your life you are missing something and this rain will stop you from abusing your life and start going for what you need to understand.... RAIN IS LIKE A TIME IN LIFE WHEN YOU NEED TO GET FEEDBACK... so if it's heavy raining stay home and learn and learn and learn and learn... once the weather has changed is time to apply what you have learn.

So  I don't know you as a person... I have never met you in real life... so what I can sayany type of reason of not doing action is simple of excuse which in other wordsit's "PROCRASTINATION".
You procrastinate... you don't do workyou don't do what you should do...

You stay home and bullshit yourself with simple excuses so to make you feel greatinside and out.
Your life isn't made  to stay all day home and living life to go and go and go and go and goand excusing your actions because some kinda a fucker is doing your thing and because he is damn good you can't compete with him.


I am totally fucked up... if we ask that question... I can't live a life inside a house... it's a self-torture story.

Conspiracy

 25.06.2018

 

by DeYtH Banger

 

 

Open your pants and let's talk,clean the white shit and start it again.

God has given you the privillege to masturbate andto feel carefree after each stage of masturbation. This is like one of those horror moviesbut no sound at all .... or let's say positive manner from the pornstar from that porn movie which you are watching. Sorry for being so critical but pornography is something which makes you always edgy and horny.
And how is life going waking up with 9/11 and going in sleep with 9/11... Life is a conspiracy... a facility in which you need to know more if you know less... you gonna get fucked up.


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So put one hand in your pants... go straight... bro, 
and one ha nd in the pocket. And let the tail rollen


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Don't be sleepless... godless... b iatch wake up with a reason... don't let corruption fullfil your whole mind. And let the blow kill you slowly!

Chapter (0) - Note

 So this above are stories which have been written by me and have been published online... they tell some stuff about life but not plenty of it... The Life Of One Kid... had as a goal to show you my life... as you saw there my life isn't as good as most people probably think.

 

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This stories tell stories about different stages in my life!

 

 

 

Chapter (0) - Stand Up

 Nothing more kills depression and stress than few jokes like

 

 

Bill Engvall: WE GOT THE STONE Bill Engvall: Aged and Confused  Ron White: A Little Unprofessional Ron White: Behavioral Problems Carlos Mencia: Not For the Easily Offended  Jim Davidson: The Devil Rides Out  Rich Hall: Hell No I Ain't Happy Bill Burr: Walk Your Way Out Bill Burr: I'm Sorry You Feel That Way  Bill Burr: You People Are All the Same.  Bill Burr: Why Do I Do This?  Joe Rogan: Triggered  Louis C.K. Oh My God Michael McIntyre: Happy and Glorious Chapter (0) - How I feel (Crack A Joke)

 Comedy: You don't Get It (Part 1)

 

 

By DeYtH Banger

 

02.08.2018

 

 

 

 

Come on and come on… you just don't get it… 
You don't fucking get it… you are saying that you are getting it… you got the idea… you know what it's about… but not really know what you know.


You are confused by itself is a depricating behavior.


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Here is the truth you fuck… you don't get it you moron… you ask questions… no need to deep the shit.






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So comedians like me throw a joke about daily life so to go throw it.. Life is a hypocrite and nobody WILL tell you the truth, everyone got a story we could start from movies up to song writers up to newspaper short-stories and list goes. It's like endless orgasm…


Nobody in your fucking life is going to help you with your life… not in manner of saying:

"You are good.."
"You are doing great…"
"Great… keep it going…"
"Awesome…. Great.."

- Life is hard and you never get the push of positive… living in negativity it's like being all your life under a cloud of rain.


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But stIll people like Raphie May … Chris Farley or John Pinette or Robin Williams all this fucks are dead some of them people say that they have died naturally… but I doubt about it… there is something bigger… there is whole big conspiracy.

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So this fucks were telling jokes as a job and now they are 15 meters below us… I call this a good day with a bad karma.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Comedy: You Don't Get It (Part 2)

 

 

By DeYtH Banger

 

02.08.2018

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

How does life look from here?
How are you?

And

Is it a good question "How much years old are you?"


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The mind always bothers around information like a Crazy Russian Guy, what mind needs it's material… give it enough and your mind will start fucking with you.


If you go with positive life you can't negative… let's be honest to remove your anxiety and limits in discussion… Which means to have the ability to say:

1) Insults
2) To Express yourself
3) To be Confident
4) And etc


You need a whole tail of negative BULLSHIT.. . It's going to put you down but if you have grown up with it you gonna get the ability to control it.


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And now who is fucked up?
Nobody says that people are fucked up…, one son of a biatch started to shout on the phone… for no reason at all … I am calling to clear up shit he is going with…

"AREEEEEEEE YOU CRAZY…. I CAN'T TALK NOWWWWWWW…. I JUST CAN'T TALK NOW"… this shit is fucked up and If I start living with such type of people… I am going to end up on the list with 30 Pounds weight.


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Why nobody makes jokes about this kinda of 


A shit… It's a vicious circle and it's an example of plot line with hell of a twizzles, sizzles… it's very twisty.


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Nobody knocks on the door at 05:01 am and says:

"Life sucks… but you mother fucker you going to stay here for a very very long time…"


- Life is not pernamemt …, one day a disease knocks… and in just a one moment it knocks you out.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Comedy: You Don't Get It (Part 3)

 

 

 

 

By DeYtH Banger

 

02.08.2018

 

 

 

 

 

You wake up and you go to bed with breathing in and out….in and out, in and out, in and out, in and out. That's what and life is… this here is a metaphor an extraction.


Nobody can help you if you are in depression,

- Life is meaningless 


(ALL type of thoughts which  are in your mind go to a negative path… your mind is build with bricks of "-" one moment so much "-" negative builds and builds and it starts to destroy you inside…
 That's how a depress guy feels…)

Note: And that's what my life looks like, each day I crack a joke just to go throw pressure… it's too much without jokes and comedy life could be a place of crying and sadness…. Instead of laughing!





- Food has lost it's taste

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