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a key to his house. "What are you doing here?"

"They released me from the hospital this morning and I thought I would surprise you and Beth. I'm going to be okay. They're going to set me up in the downstairs guest room." Rita said smiling at her husband. "Where's Beth?"

"I didn't know you were in the hospital," Dan said. "I'm sorry, everything's still so foggy and I just can't remember anything. I didn't even know my name until this morning."

"It's okay Dan," Rita said, taking his hand in hers. "I'll take care of you now. I know how you get when you've been without for so long." She said, smiling up at him mischievously.

The nurse interrupted just then. "You should be upstairs! And I hope that coffee wasn't for you. What's all this stuff you spilled all over the table? Where's your daughter?"

"Daughter?" Dan asked, stupidly. 

"Never mind," the nurse said, with a forced smile. She was clearly agitated. "You sit down. I'll take care of you in a moment." 

Dan did as he was told and watched the nurse wheel his wife out of the kitchen towards the back of the house. "Daughter?" he mumbled to himself. "Why is my sister here?" His head was starting to hurt. 

The nurse came back in a few moments later with some medication and helped him up the stairs to his room and onto his bed. He fell asleep quickly more confused than ever. 

With Dan asleep and medicated again, the nurse gathered up Beth and Cindy and berated them for letting her father wander around the house in his condition.

 

Then, she gave them directions for taking care of Beth's mother. "Do you think you can handle them both?"

"We got this," Cindy chimed in, smiling. Beth just nodded, stupidly. 

With one last condescending look, the nurse left.

As soon as the door shut Beth exploded. "Oh...my...god!" Beth screeched at Cindy. "Do you know what's going to happen? Do you know what I've done, what we've done? Do you even know?"

Cindy had already, basically pieced together what was happening and it didn't take long for Beth to confide in her that she had been having sex with her father for the last couple of days and even worse that Beth had pretended to be his wife. Beth was sobbing hysterically.

"Stop, okay?" Cindy said, putting her arm around her best friend. "We'll figure it out. We just have to talk to your dad together first, before he has a chance to talk to your mom."

"And then what?" Beth asked.

"We'll think of something." Cindy responded. "Let's go upstairs and figure it out. They're both asleep now. We have time."

They went into Beth's bedroom where Beth proceeded to have a massive breakdown. "I love him," she said between heaving sobs. "You had sex with him too!" 

Cindy calmly told Beth that it would be okay as she held her and stroked her hair. Neither of them heard Dan get out of bed and make his way down to the guestroom. 

Dizzy from the medication, Dan stumbled down the stairs and made his way to the guest bedroom. He hadn't even known they had one. He had to talk to his sister. Something wasn't right and he had to find out what it was. 

Dan entered the guest room, seeing Rita, sleeping peacefully on the bed. Her right leg had a cast from her knee to her foot. She also had one on her left arm.

 

The side of her face was still bruised. He walked over to the edge of the bed near her head and stroked her hair. He had an overwhelming feeling of love for her. She blinked her eyes open at his touch. 

"You should be sleeping," he said. 

"You shouldn't be walking, "Rita smiled up at him. "I can see it in your eyes. I don't even know how you're standing upright with all those meds." 

"Just stupid, I guess, "he said. 

"No, you were never stupid. How are you holding up?" she asked him.

"I'm okay," he smiled down at her.

"Has Beth been taking care of you?"

"Uh...yeah, but...I've been meaning to ask you, why..."

"Shh," Rita said, looking at Dan's groin. "I see something that she hasn't been taking care of."

"What?" Dan asked, shocked. Maybe it was the medication, but he was sporting a semi-erection that was clearly outlined against his shorts. 

Rita reached out, snaking her hand into his shorts and firmly grasping his cock. "It's okay....it's my duty." She yanked his erection out and pulled him towards her waiting mouth. 

"You can't..." Dan weakly protested. He gasped as Rita sucked his huge erection all the way into her mouth and down her throat, in an awesome display of talent.

 

She was amazing, he realized. Beth couldn't take him that deep although she had tried. 

She reached around with her good hand to grab a handful of Dan's ass to drive his hips forward, driving his massive erection deep down her throat.

 

Dan quickly grabbed a handful of her hair and started to pump is cock between her lips and in and out of her throat. He had to admit that she was much better than Beth.

Rita licked Dan's balls while his cock was buried in her throat. 

It was the most amazing feeling. "I'm gonna cum..." he croaked. "Are you going to swall...uh...swallow it?" It only felt right to warn his sister that he was going to cum.

Rita pulled her mouth off of his cock long enough to tell him, "Don't I always, baby?"

That was all it took and as soon as Rita sucked him back in her mouth, Dan erupted, sending a torrent of hot semen down her throat and into her belly.

 

"Ohh...Fuck!" he exclaimed, almost losing his balance. Rita grabbed his as firmly to keep him from falling back. 

"It's okay...its okay," Rita said as Dan collapsed onto the floor. 

"That was too intense...I never knew that we...that you..."

Rita giggled after surmising that Dan was going to be okay. 

n o n c o n s e n s u a l

 

 

As Cindy pulled into her driveway late Thursday afternoon she noticed a Gas Company truck parked just down the hill at the Turners' house. The Turners were her only neighbors.

 

Her house sat up on a hill with a beautiful view of the surrounding foothills. She loved the house because of the views and the privacy it offered without having to close any of the curtains. 

A man walked quickly up the hill in the blowing snow towards her. 

"Hi, I'm with the Gas Company, your neighbors called earlier and said they thought they smelled gas. I checked around it looks like you have a leak."

"Oh, No Did you fix it"

"No, I'm sorry ma'am the leak is on your side of the meter. You'll have to call a plumber out. I left a tag on your door. The leak has to fixed by tomorrow afternoon or I have to shut of your gas. It's a real hazard."

Okay I'll call someone now, but you can't shut of my gas that is the only heat I have."

"I'm sorry ma'am, but I'm required to, if you can't get it fixed I'm afraid you'll have to stay at a friends house for the weekend."

Cindy rushed in the house and started calling plumbers. After an hour she was down to the last plumber in town. Everyone seemed to busy fixing broken water pipes.

 

The man who answered the phone said he was very busy, but could make it out around 8:30 the next morning.

She tried to talk him into making it a little earlier, but he said he couldn't. She had an important meeting at work at 9:30 she had to be at. She hoped he could fix it quickly.

The next morning she was just getting ready to get in the shower at 7:30 when the door bell rang. She looked through the peep hole to see who it was. A good looking man in his early thirties was standing outside. She opened the door. 

"Hi I'm Zed from R&R Plumbing, my earlier appointment canceled so I came on over."

She put on a coat and took him to the west side of the house where the Gas Company man had said the leak was coming from. Zed said it would probably take him an hour or so to find the problem and fix it.

 

She said she had to get ready for work and would check on him in a while. She went back inside, locking the door behind her. She went to her bedroom on the other side of the house and slipped into a nice hot shower.

Zed quickly found problem. The pipe entering the house was corroded and needed replacing. He was going to have to crawl under the house. He went around to the front of the house and rang the door bell.

 

After waiting patiently for a few minutes and trying again, he became anxious. It was freezing outside and he didn't want to stand around in the cold. He tried the door, but it was locked. He walked around to the east side of the house.

 

He opened the side yard gate and walked into a lovely brick patio. As he walked through the patio his eyes were drawn to the light coming from the big windows. Then he stopped in his tracks.

 

He saw Cindy standing right in front of him taking a shower. The shower was completely enclosed in glass offering him a great view. Cindy had her head back, eyes closed as she rinsed her hair. Zed stood frozen checking every detail of her body.

 

Her graceful shoulders flowing down through a small waist line into her nicely rounded hips gave her a perfect hour glass figure. Her legs long legs tapered down from a neatly trimmed bush.

 

Her breast were average size, nicely rounded and capped of with nice size nipples. Her full lips and high cheek bones gave her face a very erotic look. Zed continued to watch her as she shaved her legs.

 

His cock throbbed as she bent over to pick up the soap she had dropped. He decided he had to have a closer look and quickly walked past the window when Cindy bent over to shave her calves. 

As Cindy was shaving her right calf she got a glimpse of a movement outside, but when she looked nothing was there. She thought about it for a moment before she continued to shave her legs. 

Zed found the side door unlocked and quietly walked in. He followed the sound of the shower until he entered Cindy's bedroom. He stood behind the door watching her shower. As she turned her back and rinsed her face in the water.

 

He moved into the doorway. He took her towel that was laying on the sink and flipped it on to the bed, where Cindy had her clothes laid out. He then stood in the doorway watching as Cindy bent over to turn the water off.

 

Zed's eyes were focused on her ass, he couldn't wait to sink his cock into her pussy. Cindy turned to open the shower door. She screamed when she saw Zed standing there watching her. 

"What the hell are you doing in here, Get out!"

"I rang the door bell three times. Do you expect me to stand outside