Twilight Bits Reality! by Heather Lawhun (icecream ebook reader .txt) 📖

my dress off and put some sweat pants and a black tee shirt on. I put my fuzzy slippers on, pulled my hair back into a ponytail, and went back to where ever the reception is.
Alice scowled at me. I just smiled oh so innocently. Emmett laughed and pulled me into a hug and one of my fuzzy slippers fell off. Gr. “Oh, you poor thing.” Sparkles said sarcastically. I rolled my eyes. Emmett put me down and I put my fuzzy slipper back on.
“We’re going to take pictures.” Alice said pouting.
“I’m sorry but I hate getting my picture taken.” I said making a face at the thought of getting my picture taken. I know it’s not of just me, but I hate pictures. She nods and gathers the others and puts them in a certain spot and then just before the picture was taken, she pulled me into the picture. When we looked at the picture, I was glaring at Alice and I was the only one not smiling. Emmett laughed and gave me a noogie, which messed up my hair, not that it wasn’t messed up before. I took it out of the ponytail and brushed it out with my fingers. Then I put my hair back up into a ponytail. “Geez, thanks Alice.” I said sarcastically. She laughed.
“You’re welcome!” I rolled my eyes. I went to bed early that night, I was so tired. The next day, I woke up with my whole bed, including myself, soaking wet. There was a note on my bedside table.
This is my parting gift, I hope you like it.
-Edward
I just glared at it and got up. Oh well, I had Emmett take some things out of Sparkles’ Volvo engine last night, so hopefully it will be stopping right about now. Shay helped me load my bed spread and stuff into the washer and I had to get a new mattress and a new pillow. I grabbed some dry clothes and went into the bathroom. I checked the bottles of shampoo and conditioner skeptically.
“Trust me, if he had messed with those, he’d be dead.” Alice’s voice said through the door. I shrugged and pealed the wet clothes off of me and hopped into the shower. After my shower and everything, I went downstairs and heard some shouting coming from a cell phone. It was Sparkles.
“So his car finally stopped, huh?” I asked as I walked into the kitchen. Alice was holding the phone at arm length and Emmett was laughing his butt off. Alice glared at me.
“If you’re going to get back at him then don’t do anything to where he’s going to yell at me.”
“Sorry, I figured he would call and yell at me.”
“It’s okay.” Then she just hung up on him. I chuckled. He probably left me a strongly worded voice mail and text message.
Double teaming…or Something like That
I am so relieved that the wedding is over. Sparkles and Pyper are still having this petty war, only now I’m in it, too. Sparkles decided to put goo over the bathroom door, thinking Pyper would be the only one using it. I went to give Jade a bath, and I got gooed. I almost killed him then, but decided to paint his car instead. His stupid, shiny Volvo is now baby doll pink. That’s what happens when you mess with the Harper sisters. Plus, I hate goo. I hate him, so he gets to drive a pink car with daisies and tulips all over it.
I really enjoyed decorating his car, but the real pleasure was all in his reaction. He screamed and ran immediately at Pyper, so I told him I did it. The look on his face was hilarious. He looked like I had whacked him over the head with a skillet. “So what?” He grumbled. “Now the girls are double teaming me?” Pyper and I smiled at that, but Jasper didn’t find it so funny.
“If you knew how to control your petty games, Shay would’ve stayed out of it. Therefore, it’s YOUR fault she is against you, not the fault of being a girl or a sister.” For someone with the ability to control emotions, he really blows up when it comes to me. He asked me what I had done as retaliations, and I told him. He cracked up laughing and said he was in. Emmett said he was too. So now, it was the four of us against Mr. Sparklypixieface. I have a feeling things in this house are about to get really messy.
It’s Peanut Butter Jelly Time!
I still can’t get over the fact that Shay painted Sparkles’ Volvo pink and put flowers on it. Well, he did deserve it after getting goo all over Shay. Sparkles rolled his eyes. He and Bella are getting ready to go on their honeymoon, so things are going to be quiet around here for awhile. “Don’t worry I’ll get you when we come back.” He said smirking. I just rolled my eyes. I’m sure he will. He won’t get the chance to if what I think is going to happen happens. “And what do you mean by that?” He demanded.
“You’ll find out near the end of your trip.” I said and then went to the kitchen because I was in the mood for a snack. Sparkles followed me.
“Tell me.”
“It’ll ruin the surprise.” He just glared at me. “You can glare at me all you want I’m not going to tell you.” I made myself a pb&j sandwich.
“What’s going on?” Alice asked, walking into the room.
“She won’t tell me what’s going to happen on our trip.” Sparkles said glaring at me.
“Oh, I’m sorry.” Alice said smiling.
“You are no help at all.” He said glaring at her. Right then I almost tripped and my sandwich went flying and hit him on the head, getting peanut butter and jelly all over his head. Alice and I cracked up laughing. He growled at me. That only made Alice and I laugh harder. Bella ran in and tried to get the peanut butter and jelly off his head.
“Darn, I always miss the good stuff.” Emmett complained as he walks in. Alice and I finally calm down.
“Sorry, but this was purely accident.” I said as he pulled me into a hug. I hugged him back.
“That’s okay, next time; make sure I’m in the room when you do anything to him.” He said grinning when we let go.
“I’ll try, but I can’t promise you that I won’t.” I said smirking.
“Hey, I got it all on camera, so you can watch it.” Jasper said grinning as he walked in with Shay, who was laughing.
“Then we can post it on YouTube!” I said grinning too. Sparkles narrowed his eyes at me.
“You wouldn’t…” He growled.
“Oh, you know I would.” I said smirking.
“Well, this IS war.” Shay said after she finally calmed down.
“I. Hate. You. All!” He said and then he stomped out of the kitchen, with Bella following him.
Bored and Oblivious = Bad Combination
Messing with Sparkles is so much fun, but now I’m bored. He isn’t going to be around for awhile, so I’m trying to think of something to do. I watched GLEE with Emmett for awhile, but soon it was over. Alice had me go to school, but I left early. It was too much too soon, so I had to leave at lunch. Bree had stayed home because she was even worse than I was. I went home and talked to her until it was time to go get Jade. I decided to take her to the park, just to get out of the house. I’m getting tired of having nothing to do and I think the whole house is noticing. Everyone is trying their hardest to keep me entertained, but it just isn’t working. I wanna go hang out with Seth. I have really become friends with him and miss seeing him.
I must have got lost in thought sitting on the bench because the next thing I know, it’s dark and Jade is asleep in my lap. Also our car had gotten towed. ‘Great.’ I thought. Not that it would be too hard for me, but it might attract attention for a sixteen-year-old to be walking home in the middle of the night carrying a five-year-old. I had just started walking when I saw a car pull over behind me. I almost took off, but I smelled the wet dog that meant it was a wolf. “Hey, Shay,” I heard a familiar voice behind me. Seth had shown up, almost as if he had known I was thinking about him. “Edward called me and told me that you were in a funk and you really wanted to see me.” That took me by surprise. Why would Sparkles be trying to help me? But I wasn’t the kind to look a free ride in the mouth.
Bored + Annoyance = Australia
Sparkles finally left, so now I have nothing better to do but to bug Carlisle. He’s not as fun to bug as Sparkles is. I somehow managed to get kicked out of his office. He did it nicely though. That made me want to see how much it takes until he snaps, but that’s not nice, so I won’t do that. Hey, I can be nice. Besides, Carlisle was nice enough to let Shay and I stay. I thought about bugging Jasper, because his reactions are a lot like Sparkles’, but Shay wouldn’t like that, so erg! I’m sooo bored! I decided to flip through the TV channels. I stopped when I found a re-run of Bleach. Nothing like killing hollows to keep you from dying of boredom. Yay, death! Or is violence? The world may never know… I shook my head at the thought.
“Having fun?” Emmett asked grinning as he sat down next to me on the couch.
“Yeah, killing dead things is very entertaining.” I said rolling my eyes. He laughed and ruffled my hair.
“I heard Carlisle kicked you out of his office this morning.”
“Well, that’s what happens when I get bored. I go and annoy someone and they kick me out of whatever room that person is in.” I said shrugging. Emmett pulled me into a one-armed hug. I hugged him back. Then I suddenly felt something being put into my hands. I look down and it was two plane tickets. They were plane tickets to Sydney, Australia.
“Esme gave them to me.” He said grinning.
“She just doesn’t want me to annoy Carlisle.” I said grinning back. We both sniggered and when we calmed down, Emmett told me to go and pack a suitcase. I shrugged and did as I was told.
The Rez
Great, now Pyper was leaving me. I don’t know how I’m supposed to stay sane without Seth and my sister. I was just getting settled in for a good pity party when I heard a knock at the door. I reluctantly got up and answered the door. I opened it to find Seth smiling at me on the other side. “How would you and Jade like to come stay the weekend in La Push?” He asked. I looked at him confused.
“But I’m a vampire I’m not welcome on wolf territory.”
“I pulled a few strings and Sam agreed to let you and Pyper along with the humans on the Rez.” I invited Seth in while I packed and got Jade ready. Jasper told me I could go but he didn’t look too happy about it. I hugged him and left. La Push was beautiful, especially at twilight. I spent most of the night walking the beach, enjoying the sand between my toes. The next morning, I was greeted by Emily’s smiling face, who invited me