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nerves are bad.


JOHN BEAL

You don't know these people, and I've brought you out here. I feel kind of responsible. If Hussein's lot turn nasty you don't know what he'd do, with all those idols and all.


ARCHIE BEAL

He'll give 'em a drink, you mean.


JOHN BEAL

Don't, ARCHIE. There's no saying. And I feel responsible for you.


ARCHIE BEAL

Well, they can have my hat. It looks silly, somehow. I don't know why. What are we going to do?


JOHN BEAL

Well, now that you've come we can go ahead.


ARCHIE BEAL

Righto. What at?


JOHN BEAL

We've got to see Hussein's accounts, and get everything clear in black and white, and see just what he owes to Miss Miralda Clement.


ARCHIE BEAL

But they don't keep accounts here.


JOHN BEAL

How do you know?


ARCHIE BEAL

Why, of course they don't. One can see that.


JOHN BEAL

But they must.


ARCHIE BEAL

Well, you haven't changed a bit for your six months here.


JOHN BEAL

Haven't changed?


ARCHIE BEAL

No. Just quietly thinking of business. You'll be a great business man, Johnny.


JOHN BEAL

But we must do business; that's what I came here for.


ARCHIE BEAL

You'll never make these people do it.


JOHN BEAL

Well, what do you suggest?


ARCHIE BEAL

Let's have a look at old Hussein.


JOHN BEAL

Yes, that's what I have been waiting for. Daoud!

DAOUD [off]

Master. [Enters.]


JOHN BEAL

Go to the palace of the Lord of the pass and beat on the outer door. Say that I desire to see him. Pray him to come to my tent.

[DAOUD bows and Exit.]

[To ARCHIE.] I've sent him to the palace to ask Hussein to come.


ARCHIE BEAL

Lives in a palace, does he?


JOHN BEAL

Yes, it's a palace, it's a wonderful place. It's bigger than the Mansion House, much.


ARCHIE BEAL

And you're going to teach him to keep accounts.


JOHN BEAL

Well, I must. I hate doing it. It seems almost like being rude to the Lord Mayor. But there's two things I can't stand—cheating in business is one and murder's another. I've got to interfere. You see, if one happens to know the right from wrong as we do, we've simply got to tell people who don't. But it isn't pleasant. I almost wish I'd never come.


ARCHIE BEAL

Why, it's the greatest sport in the world. It's splendid.


JOHN BEAL

I don't see it that way. To me those idols are just horrid murder. And this man owes money to this girl with no one to look after her, and he's got to pay. But I hate being rude to a man in a place like the Mansion House, even if he is black. Why, good Lord, who am I? It seems such cheek.


ARCHIE BEAL

I say, Johnny, tell me about the lady. Is she pretty?


JOHN BEAL

What, Miss Miralda? Yes.


ARCHIE BEAL

But what I mean is—what's she like?


JOHN BEAL

Oh, I don't know. It's very hard to say. She's, she's tall and she's fair and she's got blue eyes.


ARCHIE BEAL

Yes, but I mean what kind of a person is she? How does she strike you?


JOHN BEAL

Well, she's pretty hard up until she gets this money, and she hasn't got any job that's any good, and no real prospects bar this, and nobody particular by birth, and doesn't know anybody who is, and lives in the least fashionable suburb and can only just afford a second-class fare and...


ARCHIE BEAL

Yes, yes, go on.


JOHN BEAL

And yet somehow she sort of seems like a—like a queen.


ARCHIE BEAL

Lord above us! And what kind of a queen?


JOHN BEAL

O, I don't know. Well, look here, ARCHIE, it's only my impression. I don't know her well yet. It's only my impression. I only tell you in absolute confidence. You won't pass it on to anybody, of course.


ARCHIE BEAL

O, no. Go on.


JOHN BEAL

Well, I don't know, only she seemed more like well, a kind of autocrat, you know, who'd stop at nothing. Well, no, I don't mean that, only...


ARCHIE BEAL

So you're not going to marry her?


JOHN BEAL

Marry her! Good Lord, no. Why, you'd never dare

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