The Garret and the Garden by Robert Michael Ballantyne (pocket ebook reader .txt) 📖

in the middle. Master couldn't see well, an' was very weak at the time--so weak that when he came to the last page the pen fell out of his hand and only half of the last name was signed. Mr Lockhart said that would do, however, an' we witnessed it. Master never completed the signature, for he took to his bed that very day, and no one ever saw him put pen to paper again. Sutherland often spoke to me about that, and wondered if a will with an imperfect signature would pass. Hows'ever, it was none of our business, so we forgot about it, and soon after Sutherland went to stay with a family in Pimlico as butler, where I think he is now. As for me--"

"Yes, I know," said Dean significantly; "you need not recall that just now. Can you give me the name and address of the family in Pimlico?"

"Good; now then," said Mr Dean after booking his information, "I'll want to see you again, so don't get yourself into scrapes, and keep your tongue quiet. Your missionary will help you, I have no doubt. Meanwhile, I will go and pay a visit to a certain Martha who lives on the other side of the river."


CHAPTER ELEVEN.


PUMPING AND SQUEEZING--THE GARRET CLASS, ETCETERA.

When Mr Dean succeeded, with some difficulty, in obtaining a private interview with Mr Spivin's servant Martha, he proceeded with much politeness and subtlety to pump and squeeze her.

And it may be remarked here that Mr Dean had what Martha afterwards styled "a way with him" that was quite irresistible, insomuch that she was led, somehow, to speak of things she never meant to mention, and to reveal things she never intended to confess.

"You see, sir," she said, "it's the dooty of me an' Mary to do the bedrooms w'en the family's at breakfast. Well, that morning we went as usual to Mr Laidlaw's room first, because 'e's quick with 'is meals an' wants 'is boots put in 'is room so as he may get out immediately. Mr Laidlaw 'as no luggage, sir, only a shoulder-bag, an' it was lyin' open on the table, so me an' Mary looked into it just to--to--"

"To see that nothing had tumbled out," suggested Mr Dean. "I understand."

"Just so, sir," assented Martha; "and there was nothink in it but a spare shirt rolled up, and a pair of socks, and a small Bible--no money or watch or anythink that would break even if it did tumble out,--'is shavin' things and all that being on the dressin'-table--so--"

"So your mind was relieved, Martha--well, go on."

"But as we was agoin' to close the bag," continued the girl, "we observed an inner pocket, an' Mary says, p'raps there was a love-letter in it! I laughed an' said, `Let's look an' see.' So we looked an' saw nothink."

"You both looked and were quite sure of that?" asked Mr Dean.

"Yes, quite sure, for we both felt the pocket all round as well as looked into it."

"Well, go on."

"Then we shut the bag, and after we had finished the room, we was just goin' out, when master he ran up-stairs as if he was in a hurry. He came into the room with a bit of paper in 'is 'and, somethink like a bank note, but he started on seein' us, an' crumpled up the paper an' stuffed it in 'is pocket. At the same time 'e got very angry, scolded us for being so slow, and ordered us off to the other rooms. Not ten minutes after that in comes Mr Lockhart, the lawyer, with two policemen, an' seizes Mr Laidlaw, who was still at 'is breakfast. At first he got very angry an' shoved one policemen over the sofa and the other into the coal-scuttle, at the same time sayin' in a growly voice, `I think--'ee've--aw--geen--mad--thee--gither'--oh, I can't speak Scotch!" exclaimed Martha, bursting into a laugh.

"Better not try, my dear," said Dean, with a peculiar smile.

"Well, then," continued Martha, on recovering herself, "when the policemen got up again Mr Laidlaw said he had no intention of running away (only 'e said rinnin' awa'), and that he would go with them quietly if they'd only be civil ('e called it seevil!), and assured them they had made a mistake. They _was_ more civil after that, for Mr Laidlaw 'ad doubled 'is fists an' looked, oh my! like a Bengal tiger robbed of its young ones. So they all went straight to the bedroom, and me an' Mary followed with master and missis and the waiters, an' they searched all round the room, coming to the bag last though it was the only thing on the table, and right under their noses, an sure enough they found a 50 pound note there in the little pocket!"

"And what said the Scotsman to that?" asked Mr Dean, with a slight grin.

"He said, turning to master, `It was you did that--'ee--blagyird!'" cried Martha, again bursting into laughter at her Scotch. "And then," continued Martha, "one of the policemen said 'e 'ad seen Mr Laidlaw not long ago in company with a well-known thief, and the other one swore 'e 'ad seen 'im the same night in a thieves' den, and that 'e was hevidently on a friendly footin' wi' them for 'e 'ad refused to quit the place, and was hinsolent. At this lawyer Lockhart shook 'is 'ead and said 'e thought it was a bad case, an' the poor Scotsman seemed so took aback that 'e said nothink--only stared from one to another, and went off quietly to prison."

After investigating the matter a little further, and obtaining, through Martha, a private interview with Mary, who corroborated all that her fellow-servant had said, Mr Dean went straight to Pimlico, and interviewed the butler who had been in the service of the Weston family. Thereafter he visited Colonel Brentwood, and, in the presence of his wife and daughter discussed the whole affair from beginning to end. We will spare the reader that discussion, and turn towards Newgate.

On the evening of that day poor David Laidlaw found himself in durance vile, with massive masonry around him, and a very Vesuvius of indignation within him. Fortunately, in the afternoon of the following day, which chanced to be Sunday, a safety valve--a sort of crater--was allowed to him in the shape of pen, ink, and paper. Using these materials, he employed his enforced leisure in writing to that receptacle of his early and later joys and woes--his mother.

"Whar d'ye think I've gotten t' noo, mither?" the letter began. "I'm in Newgate! It's an auld gate noo-a-days, an' a bad gate onyway, for it's a prison. Think o' that! If onybody had said I wad be in jail maist as soon as I got to Bawbylon I wad have said he was leein'! But here I am, hard an' fast, high and dry--uncom'on dry!--wi' naething but stane aroond me--stane wa's, stane ceilin', stane floor; my very hairt seems turned to stane. Losh, woman, it bates a'!

"It's no maner o' use gaun into the hale story. A buik wad scarce ha'd it a'. The details'll keep till you an' I meet again on the braes o' Yarrow--if we iver meet there, which is by no means sure, for thae Englishers'll be the death o' me afore I git hame, if they gang on as they've begood. Here's the ootline:--

"I've been thick wi' thieves, burglars, pickpockets, an' the like. Veesitin' at their dens, an' gaun aboot the streets wi' them, an' I've stolen a fifty-pun' note, an' it's been fund i' the pouch inside my bag. That's the warst o't; but it seems that I've also resistet the poliss in the dischairge o' their duty, which means that I flang ane ower a sofa an' stappit anither into a coal-scuttle--though I didna mean it, puir falla, for his breeks suffered in the way that ye've aften seen mine whan I was a wee laddie. But I was roused to that extent whan they first gruppit me that I couldna help it!

"I wadna mind it muckle if it wasna that I've no a freend to help me--

"I was interruptit to receive a veesiter--an' a rebuik at the same time, for he turned oot to be a freend, though a stranger, a Colonel Brentwud, wha's been cheetit by that blagyird lawyer that's tryin' to play the mischief wi' _me_. But he'll fin' that I'm teuch! The Colonel says they'll hae nae diffeeculty in clearin' me, so let that comfort ye, mither.--Yer ill-doin' son, DAVID.

"P.S.--There's a wee laddie I've faw'n in wi' since I cam' to Bawbylon, they ca' him Tammy Splint. O woman, but he _is_ a queer bairn. He's jist been to see me i' my cell, an' the moment he cam' in, though he was half greetin', he lookit roond an' said, `_Isn't_ this a sell!' Eh, but he _is_ auld-farrant! wi' mair gumption than mony full-grown men, to say naething o' women."

But David Laidlaw had more friends in London than he was aware of. At the very time that he was penning the foregoing epistle to his mother, a number of disreputable-looking men were bewailing his fate and discussing his affairs in the thieves' den, and two equally disreputable women were quarrelling over the same subject in a wretched dwelling in the presence of a third woman, who presided over a teapot.

One of the women, whose visage exhibited marks of recent violence, struck her fist on the table and exclaimed, "No, Mrs Rampy, you are wrong, as usual. The story I 'eard about 'im was quite different an' I believes it too, for them Scotsmen are a rough lot--no better than they _should_ be."

"Mrs Blathers," remarked Mrs Rampy, in a soft sarcastic tone which she was wont to assume when stung to the quick, and which her friend knew from experience was the prelude to a burst of passion, "I may be wrong _as usual_, but as you have never seen or conwersed with this Scotsman, an' don't know nothink about 'im, _perhaps_ you will condescend to give me an' Liz the kreckt wershion."

"Now, Mrs Rampy," interposed old Liz, grasping her teapot, "don't be angry, for Mrs Blathers _is_ right. Scotsmen _are_ no better than they _should_ be. Neither are English nor Irish nor Welshmen. In fact, there's none of us--men or women--nearly as good as we should be. Now, I am sure it won't be denied," continued Liz, in an argumentative tone, "that Mrs Blathers _might_ be better--"

"Ha! _I_ won't deny it," said Mrs Rampy, with emphasis.

"Nor," continued Liz, hastening to equalise her illustration, "nor that Mrs Rampy might be better--"

"Right you are," said Mrs Blathers, with sarcasm. "And I'm still surer," said Liz hurriedly--a little put out at the ready reception of her propositions--"that _I_ might be better--"

"Not at all," interrupted both ladies at once; "you're a trump, Liz, you're a dear creetur!"

"Come, then," cried old Liz, with a laugh that set the fang wobbling, "you are at all events agreed upon _that_ point so--have another cup, Mrs Rampy."

"Thankee, Liz, and _plenty_ of sugar."

"H'm! you need it!" muttered Mrs Blathers; "no sugar at all for _me_, Liz."

"Well, now," cried Liz, rendered bold by desperation, "I do