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âOf course, of course,â said Mr. Opalsen rather uncertainly. âStillâââ
He was interrupted by a shout of triumph from the inspector. He came in dangling something from his fingers.
With a cry, Mrs. Opalsen heaved herself up from her chair. She was a changed woman.
âOh, oh, my necklace!â
She clasped it to her breast with both hands. We crowded round.
âWhere was it?â demanded Opalsen.
âMaidâs bed. In among the springs of the wire mattress. She must have stolen it and hidden it there before the chambermaid arrived on the scene.â
âYou permit, madame?â said Poirot gently. He took the necklace from her and examined it closely; then handed it back with a bow.
âIâm afraid, madam, youâll have to hand it over to us for the time being,â said the inspector. âWe shall want it for the charge. But it shall be returned to you as soon as possible.â
Mr. Opalsen frowned.
âIs that necessary?â
âIâm afraid so, sir. Just a formality.â
âOh, let him take it, Ed!â cried his wife. âIâd feel safer if he did. I shouldnât sleep a wink thinking some one else might try and get hold of it. That wretched girl! And I would never have believed it of her.â
âThere, there, my dear, donât take on so.â
I felt a gentle pressure on my arm. It was Poirot.
âShall we slip away, my friend? I think our services are no longer needed.â
Once outside, however, he hesitated, and then, much to my surprise, he remarked:
âI should rather like to see the room next door.â
The door was not locked, and we entered. The room, which was a large double one, was unoccupied. Dust lay about rather noticeably, and my sensitive friend gave a characteristic grimace as he ran his finger round a rectangular mark on a table near the window.
âThe service leaves to be desired,â he observed dryly.
He was staring thoughtfully out of the window, and seemed to have fallen into a brown study.
âWell?â I demanded impatiently. âWhat did we come in here for?â
He started.
âJe vous demande pardon, mon ami. I wished to see if the door was really bolted on this side also.â
âWell,â I said, glancing at the door which communicated with the room we had just left, âit is bolted.â
Poirot nodded. He still seemed to be thinking.
âAnd, anyway,â I continued, âwhat does it matter? The case is over. I wish youâd had more chance of distinguishing yourself. But it was the kind of case that even a stiff-backed idiot like that inspector couldnât go wrong over.â
Poirot shook his head.
âThe case is not over, my friend. It will not be over until we find out who stole the pearls.â
âBut the maid did!â
âWhy do you say that?â
âWhy,â I stammered, âthey were foundâactually in her mattress.â
âTa, ta, ta!â said Poirot impatiently. âThose were not the pearls.â
âWhat?â
âImitation, mon ami.â
The statement took my breath away. Poirot was smiling placidly.
âThe good inspector obviously knows nothing of jewels. But presently there will be a fine hullabaloo!â
âCome!â I cried, dragging at his arm.
âWhere?â
âWe must tell the Opalsens at once.â
âI think not.â
âBut that poor womanâââ
âEh bien; that poor woman, as you call her, will have a much better night believing the jewels to be safe.â
âBut the thief may escape with them!â
âAs usual, my friend, you speak without reflection. How do you know that the pearls Mrs. Opalsen locked up so carefully to-night were not the false ones, and that the real robbery did not take place at a much earlier date?â
âOh!â I said, bewildered.
âExactly,â said Poirot, beaming. âWe start again.â
He led the way out of the room, paused a moment as though considering, and then walked down to the end of the corridor, stopping outside the small den where the chambermaids and valets of the respective floors congregated. Our particular chambermaid appeared to be holding a small court there, and to be retailing her late experiences to an appreciative audience. She stopped in the middle of a sentence. Poirot bowed with his usual politeness.
âExcuse that I derange you, but I shall be obliged if you will unlock for me the door of Mr. Opalsenâs room.â
The woman rose willingly, and we accompanied her down the passage again. Mr. Opalsenâs room was on the other side of the corridor, its door facing that of his wifeâs room. The chambermaid unlocked it with her pass-key, and we entered.
As she was about to depart Poirot detained her.
âOne moment; have you ever seen among the effects of Mr. Opalsen a card like this?â
He held out a plain white card, rather highly glazed and uncommon in appearance. The maid took it and scrutinized it carefully.
âNo, sir, I canât say I have. But, anyway, the valet has most to do with the gentlemenâs rooms.â
âI see. Thank you.â
Poirot took back the card. The woman departed. Poirot appeared to reflect a little. Then he gave a short, sharp nod of the head.
âRing the bell, I pray of you, Hastings. Three times, for the valet.â
I obeyed, devoured with curiosity. Meanwhile Poirot had emptied the waste-paper-basket on the floor, and was swiftly going through its contents.
In a few moments the valet answered the bell. To him Poirot put the same question, and handed him the card to examine. But the response was the same. The valet had never seen a card of that particular quality among Mr. Opalsenâs belongings. Poirot thanked him, and he withdrew, somewhat unwillingly, with an inquisitive glance at the overturned waste-paper-basket and the litter on the floor. He could hardly have helped overhearing Poirotâs thoughtful remark as he bundled the torn papers back again:
âAnd the necklace was heavily insured. . . .â
âPoirot,â I cried, âI seeâââ
âYou see nothing, my friend,â he replied quickly. âAs usual, nothing at all! It is incredibleâbut there it is. Let us return to our own apartments.â
We did so in silence. Once there, to my intense surprise, Poirot effected a rapid change of clothing.
âI go to London to-night,â he explained. âIt is imperative.â
âWhat?â
âAbsolutely. The real work, that of the brain (ah, those brave little grey cells), it is done. I go to seek the confirmation. I shall find it! Impossible to deceive Hercule Poirot!â
âYouâll come a cropper one of these days,â I observed, rather disgusted by his vanity.
âDo not be enraged, I beg of you, mon ami. I count on you to do me a serviceâof your friendship.â
âOf course,â I said eagerly, rather ashamed of my moroseness. âWhat is it?â
âThe sleeve of my coat that I have taken offâwill you brush it? See you, a little white powder has clung to it. You without doubt observed me run my finger round the drawer of the dressing-table?â
âNo, I didnât.â
âYou should observe my actions, my friend. Thus I obtained the powder on my finger, and, being a little over-excited, I rubbed it on my sleeve; an action without method which I deploreâfalse to all my principles.â
âBut what was the powder?â I asked, not particularly interested in Poirotâs principles.
âNot the poison of the Borgias,â replied Poirot, with a twinkle. âI see your imagination mounting. I should say it was French chalk.â
âFrench chalk?â
âYes, cabinet-makers use it to make drawers run smoothly.â
I laughed.
âYou old sinner! I thought you were working up to something exciting.â
âAu revoir, my friend. I save myself. I fly!â
The door shut behind him. With a smile, half of derision, half of affection, I picked up the coat, and stretched out my hand for the clothes-brush.
The next morning, hearing nothing from Poirot, I went out for a stroll, met some old friends, and lunched with them at their hotel. In the afternoon we went for a spin. A punctured tyre delayed us, and it was past eight when I got back to the Grand Metropolitan.
The first sight that met my eyes was Poirot, looking even more diminutive than usual, sandwiched between the Opalsens, beaming in a state of placid satisfaction.
âMon ami Hastings!â he cried, and sprang to meet me. âEmbrace me, my friend; all has marched to a marvel!â
Luckily, the embrace was merely figurativeânot a thing one is always sure of with Poirot.
âDo you meanâââ I began.
âJust wonderful, I call it!â said Mrs. Opalsen, smiling all over her fat face. âDidnât I tell you, Ed, that if he couldnât get back my pearls nobody would?â
âYou did, my dear, you did. And you were right.â
I looked helplessly at Poirot, and he answered the glance.
âMy friend Hastings is, as you say in England, all at the seaside. Seat yourself, and I will recount to you all the affair that has so happily ended.â
âEnded?â
âBut yes. They are arrested.â
âWho are arrested?â
âThe chambermaid and the valet, parbleu! You did not suspect? Not with my parting hint about the French chalk?â
âYou said cabinet-makers used it.â
âCertainly they doâto make drawers slide easily. Somebody wanted that drawer to slide in and out without any noise. Who could that be? Obviously, only the chambermaid. The plan was so ingenious that it did not at once leap to the eyeânot even to the eye of Hercule Poirot.
âListen, this was how it was done. The valet was in the empty room next door, waiting. The French maid leaves the room. Quick as a flash the chambermaid whips open the drawer, takes out the jewel-case, and, slipping back the bolt, passes it through the door. The valet opens it at his leisure with the duplicate key with which he has provided himself, extracts the necklace, and waits his time. CĂ©lestine leaves the room again, andâpst!âin a flash the case is passed back again and replaced in the drawer.
âMadame arrives, the theft is discovered. The chambermaid demands to be searched, with a good deal of righteous indignation, and leaves the room without a stain on her character. The imitation necklace with which they have provided themselves has been concealed in the French girlâs bed that morning by the chambermaidâa master stroke, ça!â
âBut what did you go to London for?â
âYou remember the card?â
âCertainly. It puzzled meâand puzzles me still. I thoughtâââ
I hesitated delicately, glancing at Mr. Opalsen.
Poirot laughed heartily.
âUne blague! For the benefit of the valet. The card was one with a specially prepared surfaceâfor finger-prints. I went straight to Scotland Yard, asked for our old friend Inspector Japp, and laid the facts before him. As I had suspected, the finger-prints proved to be those of two well-known jewel thieves who have been âwantedâ for some time. Japp came down with me, the thieves were arrested, and the necklace was discovered in the valetâs possession. A clever pair, but they failed in method. Have I not told you, Hastings, at least thirty-six times, that without methodâââ
âAt least thirty-six thousand times!â I interrupted. âBut where did their âmethodâ break down?â
âMon ami, it is a good plan to take a place as chambermaid or valetâbut you must not shirk your work. They left an empty room undusted; and therefore, when the man put down the jewel-case on the little table near the communicating door, it left a square markâââ
âI remember,â I cried.
âBefore, I was undecided. ThenâI knew!â There was a momentâs silence.
âAnd Iâve got my pearls,â said Mrs. Opalsen as a sort of Greek chorus.
âWell,â I said, âIâd better have some dinner.â Poirot accompanied me.
âThis ought to mean kudos for you,â I observed.
âPas du tout,â replied Poirot tranquilly. âJapp and the local inspector will divide the credit between them. Butââhe tapped his pocketââI have a cheque here, from Mr. Opalsen, and, how say you, my friend? This week-end has not gone according to plan. Shall we return here next week-endâat my expense this time?â
VIIINow that war and the problems of war are things of the past, I think I may safely venture to reveal to the world the part which my friend Poirot played in a moment of national crisis. The secret has been well guarded. Not a whisper of it reached the Press. But, now that the need for secrecy has gone by, I feel it is only just that England should know the debt it owes to my quaint little friend, whose marvellous brain so ably averted a great catastrophe.
One evening after dinnerâI will not particularize the date; it suffices to say that it was at the time when âPeace by negotiationâ was the parrot-cry of Englandâs enemiesâmy friend and I were sitting in his rooms. After being invalided out of the Army I had been given a recruiting job, and it had become my custom to drop in on Poirot in the evenings after dinner and talk with him of any cases of interest that he might have on hand.
I was attempting to discuss with him the sensational news of that dayâno less than an attempted assassination of Mr. David MacAdam, Englandâs Prime Minister. The account in the papers had evidently been carefully censored. No details were given, save that the Prime Minister had had a marvellous escape, the bullet just grazing his cheek.
I considered that our police must have been shamefully careless for such an outrage to be possible. I could well understand that the German agents in England would be willing to risk much for such an achievement. âFighting Mac,â as his own party had nicknamed him, had strenuously and unequivocally combated the Pacifist influence which was becoming so prevalent.
He was more than Englandâs Prime Ministerâhe was England; and to have removed
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