A Duet, with an Occasional Chorus by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (good books for 7th graders txt) 📖

Newmans--or else they are cold, calculating, timid, un-virile creatures, who will never do any good. The first class must be splendid. I never met one except in memoirs. The others I don't want to meet.'

Women are not interested in generalities.

'Were they nicer than me?' she asked.

'Who?'

'Those forty women.'

'No, dear, of course not. Why are you laughing?'

'Well, it came into my head how funny it would be, if the forty were all gathered into one room, and you were turned loose in the middle of them.'

'Funny!' Frank ejaculated. Women have such extraordinary ideas of humour. Maude laughed until she was quite tired.

'It doesn't strike you as comic?' she cried at last.

'No, it doesn't,' he answered coldly.

'Of course it wouldn't,' said she, and went off into another ripple of pretty contralto laughter. There is a soft, deep, rich laugh, which some women have, that is the sweetest sound in Nature.

'When you have quite finished,' said he huffily. Her jealousy was much more complimentary than her ridicule.

'All right now. Don't be cross. If I didn't laugh I should cry. I'm so sorry if I have annoyed you.' He had gone back to his chair, so she paid him a flying visit. 'Satisfied?'

'Not quite.'

'Now?'

'All right. I forgive you.'

'That's funny too. Fancy YOU forgiving ME after all these confessions. But you never loved one of them all as you love me.'

'Never.'

'Swear it.'

'I do swear it.'

'Morally, and what do you call it, and the other?'

'Not one of them.'

'And never will again?'

'Never.'

'Good boy for ever and ever?'

'For ever and ever.'

'And the forty were horrid?'

'No, hang it, Maude, I can't say that.'

She pouted and hung her head.

'You do like them better, then?'

'How absurd you are, Maude! If I had liked one better, I should have married her.'

'Well, yes, I suppose you would. You must have taken a deeper interest in me than in the others, since you married me. I hadn't thought of that.'

'Silly old girl! Of course I liked you best. Let us drop the thing, and never talk about it any more.'

'Have you their photographs?'

'No.'

'None of them?'

'No.'

'What did you do with them?'

'I never had most of them.'

'And the others?'

'I destroyed some when I married.'

'That was nice of you. Aren't you sorry?'

'No, I thought it was only right.'

'Were you fondest of dark women or fair?'

'Oh, I don't know. _I_ was never pernickety in MY tastes. You know those lines I read you from Henley: "Handsome, ugly--all are women." That's a bachelor's sentiment.'

'But do you mean to say, sir--now, you are speaking on your honour, that out of all these forty, there was not one who was prettier than I am?'

'Do let us talk of something else.'

'And not one as clever?'

'How absurd you are to-night, Maude!'

'Come, answer me.'

'I've answered you already.'

'I did not hear you.'

'Oh yes, you did. I said that I had married you, and that shows that I liked you best. I don't compare you quality for quality against every one in the world. That would be absurd. What I say is that your combination of qualities is the one which is most dear to me.'

'Oh, I see,' said Maude dubiously. 'How nice and frank you are!'

'Now I've hurt you!'

'Oh no, not in the least. I like you to be frank. I should hate to think that there was anything you did not dare to tell me.'

'And you, Maude--would you be equally frank with me?'

'Yes, dear, I will. I feel that I owe it to you after your confidence in me. I have had my little experiences too.'

'You!'

'Perhaps you would rather that I said nothing about them. What good can there be in raking up these old stories?'

'No, I had rather you told me.'

'You won't be hurt?'

'No, no--certainly not.'

'You may take it from me, Frank, that if any married woman ever tells her husband that until she saw him she never felt any emotion at the sight of another man, it is simple nonsense. There may be women of that sort about, but I never met them. I don't think I should like them, for they must be dry, cold, unsympathetic, unemotional, unwomanly creatures.'

'Maude, you have loved some one else!'

'I won't deny that I have been interested deeply interested in several men.'

'Several!'

'It was before I had met you, dear. I owed you no duty.'

'You have loved several men.'

'The feeling was for the most part quite superficial. There are many different sorts and degrees of love.'

'Good God, Maude! How many men inspired this feeling in you?'

'The truth is, Frank, that a healthy young woman who has imagination and a warm heart is attracted by every young man. I know that you wish me to be frank and to return your confidence. But there is a certain kind of young man with whom I always felt my interest deepen.'

'Oh, you did discriminate?'

'Now you are getting bitter. I will say no more.'

'You have said too much. You must go on now.'

'Well, I was only going to say that dark men always had a peculiar fascination for me. I don't know what it is, but the feeling is quite overpowering.'

'Is that why you married a man with flaxen hair?'

'Well, I couldn't expect to find every quality in my husband, could I? It would not be reasonable. I assure you, dear, that taking your tout ensemble, I like you far the best of all. You may not be the handsomest, and you may not be the cleverest--one cannot expect one's absolute ideal,--but I love you far, far the best of any. I do hope I haven't hurt you by anything I have said.'

'I am sorry I am not your ideal, Maude. It would be absurd to suppose myself anybody's ideal, but I hoped always that the eyes of love transfigured an object and made it seem all right. My hair is past praying for, but if you can point out anything that I can mend-- '

'No, no, I want you just as you are. If I hadn't liked you best, I shouldn't have married you, Frank, should I?'

'But those other experiences?'

'Oh, we had better drop them. What good can it possibly do to discuss my old experiences? It will only annoy you.'

'Not at all. I honour you for your frankness in speaking out, although I acknowledge that it is a little unexpected. Go on.'

'I forget where I was.'

'You had just remarked that before your marriage you had love-affairs with a number of men.'

'How horrid it sounds, doesn't it?'

'Well, it did strike me in that way.'

'But that's because you exaggerate what I said. I said that I had been attracted by several men.'

'And that dark men thrilled you.'

'Exactly.'

'I had hoped that I was the first.'

'It was not fated to be so. I could easily tell you a lie, Frank, and say that you were, but I should never forgive myself if I were to do such a thing. You see I left school at seventeen, and I was twenty-three when I became engaged to you. There are six years. Imagine all the dances, picnics, parties, visitings of six years. I could not help meeting young men continually. A good many were interested in me, and I--'

'You were interested in them.'

'It was natural, Frank.'

'Oh yes, perfectly natural. And then I understand that the interest deepened.'

'Sometimes. When you met a young man who was interested several times running, at a dance, then in the street, then in the garden, then a walk home at night--of course your interest began to deepen.'

'Yes.'

'And then--'

'Well, what was the next stage?'

'Sure you're not angry?'

'No, no, not at all. Why don't you keep the key in the spirit- stand?'

'It might tempt Jemima. Shall I get it?'

'No, no, go on! The next stage was?'

'Well, when you have been deeply interested some time, then you begin to have experiences.'

'Ah!'

'Don't shout, Frank.'

'Did I shout? Never mind. Go on! You had experiences.'

'Why go into details?'

'You must go on. You have said too much to stop. I insist upon hearing the experiences.'

'Not if you ask for them in that way, Frank.' Maude had a fine dignity of her own when she liked.

'Well, I don't insist. I beg you to have confidence in me, and tell me some of your experiences.'

She leaned back in her armchair with her eyes half closed, and a quiet retrospective smile upon her face.

'Well, if you would really like to hear, Frank, as a proof of my confidence and trust, I will tell you. You will remember that I had not seen you at the time.'

'I will make every excuse.'

'I will tell you a single experience. It was my first of the sort, and stands out very clearly in my memory. It all came through my being left alone with a gentleman who was visiting my mother.'

'Yes!'

'Well, we were alone in the room, you understand.'

'Yes, yes, go on!'

'And he paid me many little compliments: kept saying how pretty I was, and that he had never seen a sweeter girl, and so on. You know what gentlemen would say?'

'And you?'

'Oh, I hardly answered him, but of course I was young and inexperienced, and I could not help being flattered and pleased at his words. I may have shown him what I felt, for he suddenly--'

'Kissed you!'

'Exactly. He kissed me. Don't walk up and down the room, dear. It fidgets me.'

'All right. Go on. Don't stop. After this outrage what happened next?'

'You really want to know?'

'I must know. What did you do?'

'I am so sorry that I ever began, for I can see that it is exciting you. Light your pipe, dear, and let us talk of something else. It will only make you cross if I tell you the truth.'

'I won't be cross. Go on. What did you do?'

'Well, Frank, since you insist--I kissed him back.'

'You--you kissed him back!'

'You'll have Jemima up if you go on like that.'

'You kissed him back!'

'Yes, dear; it may be wrong, but I did.'

'Good God! why did you do that?'