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âI canât eat stuff!â she flared up.
âIâll call back the waiter.â
âI donât want you to! He doesnât know anything, the darn fool!â
âWell, it isnât the hotelâs fault. Either send it back, forget it, or be a sport and eat it.â
âShut up!â she said succinctly.
âWhy take it out on me?â
âOh, Iâm not,â she wailed, âbut I simply canât eat it.â
Anthony subsided helplessly.
âWeâll go somewhere else,â he suggested.
âI donât want to go anywhere else. Iâm tired of being trotted around to a dozen cafïżœs and not getting one thing fit to eat.â
âWhen did we go around to a dozen cafïżœs?â
âYouâd have to in this town,â insisted Gloria with ready sophistry.
Anthony, bewildered, tried another tack.
âWhy donât you try to eat it? It canât be as bad as you think.â
âJustâbecauseâIâdonâtâlikeâchicken!â
She picked up her fork and began poking contemptuously at the tomato, and Anthony expected her to begin flinging the stuffings in all directions. He was sure that she was approximately as angry as she had ever beenâfor an instant he had detected a spark of hate directed as much toward him as toward any one elseâand Gloria angry was, for the present, unapproachable.
Then, surprisingly, he saw that she had tentatively raised the fork to her lips and tasted the chicken salad. Her frown had not abated and he stared at her anxiously, making no comment and daring scarcely to breathe. She tasted another forkfulâin another moment she was eating. With difficulty Anthony restrained a chuckle; when at length he spoke his words had no possible connection with chicken salad.
This incident, with variations, ran like a lugubrious fugue through the first year of marriage; always it left Anthony baffled, irritated, and depressed. But another rough brushing of temperaments, a question of laundry-bags, he found even more annoying as it ended inevitably in a decisive defeat for him.
One afternoon in Coronado, where they made the longest stay of their trip, more than three weeks, Gloria was arraying herself brilliantly for tea. Anthony, who had been down-stairs listening to the latest rumor bulletins of war in Europe, entered the room, kissed the back of her powdered neck, and went to his dresser. After a great pulling out and pushing in of drawers, evidently unsatisfactory, he turned around to the Unfinished Masterpiece.
âGot any handkerchiefs, Gloria?â he asked. Gloria shook her golden head.
âNot a one. Iâm using one of yours.â
âThe last one, I deduce.â He laughed dryly.
âIs it?â She applied an emphatic though very delicate contour to her lips.
âIsnât the laundry back?â
âI donât know.â
Anthony hesitatedâthen, with sudden discernment, opened the closet door. His suspicions were verified. On the hook provided hung the blue bag furnished by the hotel. This was full of his clothesâhe had put them there himself. The floor beneath it was littered with an astonishing mass of fineryâlingerie, stockings, dresses, nightgowns, and pajamasâmost of it scarcely worn but all of it coming indubitably under the general heading of Gloriaâs laundry.
He stood holding the closet door open.
âWhy, Gloria!â
âWhat?â
The lip line was being erased and corrected according to some mysterious perspective; not a finger trembled as she manipulated the lip-stick, not a glance wavered in his direction. It was a triumph of concentration.
âHavenât you ever sent out the laundry?â
âIs it there?â
âIt most certainly is.â
âWell, I guess I havenât, then.â
âGloria,â began Anthony, sitting down on the bed and trying to catch her mirrored eyes, âyouâre a nice fellow, you are! Iâve sent it out every time itâs been sent since we left New York, and over a week ago you promised youâd do it for a change. All youâd have to do would be to cram your own junk into that bag and ring for the chambermaid.â
âOh, why fuss about the laundry?â exclaimed Gloria petulantly, âIâll take care of it.â
âI havenât fussed about it. Iâd just as soon divide the bother with you, but when we run out of handkerchiefs itâs darn near time somethingâs done.â
Anthony considered that he was being extraordinarily logical. But Gloria, unimpressed, put away her cosmetics and casually offered him her back.
âHook me up,â she suggested; âAnthony, dearest, I forgot all about it. I meant to, honestly, and I will to-day. Donât be cross with your sweetheart.â
What could Anthony do then but draw her down upon his knee and kiss a shade of color from her lips.
âBut I donât mind,â she murmured with a smile, radiant and magnanimous. âYou can kiss all the paint off my lips any time you want.â
They went down to tea. They bought some handkerchiefs in a notion store near by. All was forgotten.
But two days later Anthony looked in the closet and saw the bag still hung limp upon its hook and that the gay and vivid pile on the floor had increased surprisingly in height.
âGloria!â he cried.
âOhââ Her voice was full of real distress. Despairingly Anthony went to the phone and called the chambermaid.
âIt seems to me,â he said impatiently, âthat you expect me to be some sort of French valet to you.â
Gloria laughed, so infectiously that Anthony was unwise enough to smile. Unfortunate man! In some intangible manner his smile made her mistress of the situationâwith an air of injured righteousness she went emphatically to the closet and began pushing her laundry violently into the bag. Anthony watched herâashamed of himself.
âThere!â she said, implying that her fingers had been worked to the bone by a brutal taskmaster.
He considered, nevertheless, that he had given her an object-lesson and that the matter was closed, but on the contrary it was merely beginning. Laundry pile followed laundry pileâat long intervals; dearth of handkerchief followed dearth of handkerchiefâat short ones; not to mention dearth of sock, of shirt, of everything. And Anthony found at length that either he must send it out himself or go through the increasingly unpleasant ordeal of a verbal battle with Gloria.
GLORIA AND GENERAL LEEOn their way East they stopped two days in Washington, strolling about with some hostility in its atmosphere of harsh repellent light, of distance without freedom, of pomp without splendorâit seemed a pasty-pale and self-conscious city. The second day they made an ill-advised trip to General Leeâs old home at Arlington.
The bus which bore them was crowded with hot, unprosperous people, and Anthony, intimate to Gloria, felt a storm brewing. It broke at the Zoo, where the party stopped for ten minutes. The Zoo, it seemed, smelt of monkeys. Anthony laughed; Gloria called down the curse of Heaven upon monkeys, including in her malevolence all the passengers of the bus and their perspiring offspring who had hied themselves monkey-ward.
Eventually the bus moved on to Arlington. There it met other busses and immediately a swarm of women and children were leaving a trail of peanut-shells through the halls of General Lee and crowding at length into the room where he was married. On the wall of this room a pleasing sign announced in large red letters âLadiesâ Toilet.â At this final blow Gloria broke down.
âI think itâs perfectly terrible!â she said furiously, âthe idea of letting these people come here! And of encouraging them by making these houses show-places.â
âWell,â objected Anthony, âif they werenât kept up theyâd go to pieces.â
âWhat if they did!â she exclaimed as they sought the wide pillared porch. âDo you think theyâve left a breath of 1860 here? This has become a thing of 1914.â
âDonât you want to preserve old things?â
âBut you canât, Anthony. Beautiful things grow to a certain height and then they fail and fade off, breathing out memories as they decay. And just as any period decays in our minds, the things of that period should decay too, and in that way theyâre preserved for a while in the few hearts like mine that react to them. That graveyard at Tarrytown, for instance. The asses who give money to preserve things have spoiled that too. Sleepy Hollowâs gone; Washington Irvingâs dead and his books are rotting in our estimation year by yearâthen let the graveyard rot too, as it should, as all things should. Trying to preserve a century by keeping its relics up to date is like keeping a dying man alive by stimulants.â
âSo you think that just as a time goes to pieces its houses ought to go too?â
âOf course! Would you value your Keats letter if the signature was traced over to make it last longer? Itâs just because I love the past that I want this house to look back on its glamourous moment of youth and beauty, and I want its stairs to creak as if to the footsteps of women with hoop skirts and men in boots and spurs. But theyâve made it into a blondined, rouged-up old woman of sixty. It hasnât any right to look so prosperous. It might care enough for Lee to drop a brick now and then. How many of theseâthese animalsââshe waved her hand aroundââget anything from this, for all the histories and guide-books and restorations in existence? How many of them who think that, at best, appreciation is talking in undertones and walking on tiptoes would even come here if it was any trouble? I want it to smell of magnolias instead of peanuts and I want my shoes to crunch on the same gravel that Leeâs boots crunched on. Thereâs no beauty without poignancy and thereâs no poignancy without the feeling that itâs going, men, names, books, housesâbound for dustâmortalââ
A small boy appeared beside them and, swinging a handful of banana-peels, flung them valiantly in the direction of the Potomac.
SENTIMENTSimultaneously with the fall of Liïżœge, Anthony and Gloria arrived in New York. In retrospect the six weeks seemed miraculously happy. They had found to a great extent, as most young couples find in some measure, that they possessed in common many fixed ideas and curiosities and odd quirks of mind; they were essentially companionable.
But it had been a struggle to keep many of their conversations on the level of discussions. Arguments were fatal to Gloriaâs disposition. She had all her life been associated either with her mental inferiors or with men who, under the almost hostile intimidation of her beauty, had not dared to contradict her; naturally, then, it irritated her when Anthony emerged from the state in which her pronouncements were an infallible and ultimate decision.
He failed to realize, at first, that this was the result partly of her âfemaleâ education and partly of her beauty, and he was inclined to include her with her entire sex as curiously and definitely limited. It maddened him to find she had no sense of justice. But he discovered that, when a subject did interest her, her brain tired less quickly than his. What he chiefly missed in her mind was the pedantic teleologyâthe sense of order and accuracy, the sense of life as a mysteriously correlated piece of patchwork, but he understood after a while that such a quality in her would have been incongruous.
Of the things they possessed in common, greatest of all was their almost uncanny pull at each otherâs hearts. The day they left the hotel in Coronado she sat down on one of the beds while they were packing, and began to weep bitterly.
âDearestââ His arms were around her; he pulled her head down upon his shoulder. âWhat is it, my own Gloria? Tell me.â
âWeâre going away,â she sobbed. âOh, Anthony, itâs sort of the first place weâve lived together. Our two little beds hereâside by sideâtheyâll be always waiting for us, and weâre never coming back to âem any more.â
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