Life Jumper by B.B. (smallest ebook reader .TXT) 📖

lipstick, all of it water and smear proof. I hated the ones that weren't they sucked. Actually all my makeup was water and smear proof. Anyway I then walked downstairs and grabbing my trench coat and walked out the door with Amy by my side.

We walked down the side walk when it began to pour, again. This was getting annoying. I then took off my trench coat and put on Amy, against her wishes. I saw a coffee shop ahead and we bolted towards it. I was completely soaked and Amy was bone dry. Just how I wanted it. I then walked up to the counter. " Two hot chocolates and Two Reese brownies." "Twelve ninety five." I handed the man the money and waited for our orders. Once they were done we sat down and talked. "What happened?" "I told you guys, we got attacked." "No I meant with..." "Nothing, Jack, Him and I were talking and I fell asleep, that's it." She nodded.
No sooner had she nodded that those weird people were standing there again. I sighed. "What do you fuckers want now?" "You know." "Look the only way I'm joining you ass holes is if ALL my friends can join the organisation you fuckers." They frowned. "That's not up to us." "Oh, fucken well then. You can go to hell bitches." They frowned again. I then flipped them the bird and walked back to the house with Amy. As we walked in we sighed in relief that everything was still normal. "Where did you guys go?" Both Danny and James. Holy crap. I was in deep shit. "Coffee shop." We said it at the same time. We then walked upstairs with Anna and talked until we all fell asleep.... why the fuck does everybody sleep in my bed?! I got up around 3:00 Am and carried them each back to their rooms and put them in bed before going back to my bed where I found an unwanted guest. " James what are you doing here? I would like to sleep some you know!" "Why have you been avoiding and ignoring me?" "I'm not, I'm acting like I always have!" He frowned. "No, you haven't. You were being really nice and now your just....." "Look James, I'm tired I want to sleep, get out." He stood up and walked over to me, mere feet away. "No. Not until you tell me what's wrong." "Go.To.Hell." I then tried walking around him, but he grabbed me, spinning me around and slamming me against his chest. "Not unless you go with me." Now it was my turn to frown. "Why the fuck do you care?" "Because we've been best friends, all of us have, since we were born practically! And you always go to everyone else, even Jack, before me, and yesterday you finally opened the door and now you slammed it in my face again!" Suddenly, I felt very, very tired. "Look James, I don't like fighting and I'm tired so...." I then pushed away from his chest and got in bed, pulling the covers over my head, not caring if he was still there or not. Very soon, I was asleep.
Feelings.... they are a pain in the ass!

I awoke to someone ripping the covers off me and bright light shining in my eyes. "What the hell?!" I groaned, I wasn't a morning person. I slammed my pillow over my head, only for that to be taken away too. "GET THE FUCK UP! IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!" I heard Amy and Anna both scream. All I did was groan and try to go back to sleep, which they then dragged me off the bed with a 'Thud!' On the floor. I saw Danny snickering by the door, so I threw a teddy bear at him as I grumpily went and took a shower, brushed my teeth and hair (after blow drying it). Then I tried picking out an outfit, but they forced me to wear a dress. After they left me alone to get ready, I quickly slipped into black skinny jeans and a black shirt that said 'How do I block you in real life?' And black knee high converse. I then applied simple black eyeliner and mascara and walked downstairs where Amy and Anna frowned. "You changed!" "Yeah. It's my B-Day and I am NOT wearing a fuckin dress!" I was then shoved down into a chair at a table where a stack of presents were. "Open them!!!!" I merely rolled my eyes and opened a small square one that was closest to me. I read aloud "From Jack and no it's not a book." I smiled and opened it to see a new spiked collar, only this one had a loop and there was tags that a dog would wear on it. That made my smile bigger. I hugged him and thanked him. Then I opened a roundish one that had holes in the paper. My eyebrows furrowed at that one. "From Danny." I opened the package and a cute rottweiler puppy jumped out at me. I totally melted. "Awwwwwwwwwwwww Oh my god! He's so cute!!! Thank you Danny!" I leap up and gave him a giant hug and a peck on the cheek which made him blush and James scowl. "I'm gunna name you Boo!" I then smushed the puppy to my chest, and he gave me a kiss. Then I reached two packages combined. "From Anna and Amy, with never ending love. Maybe now you'll answer your phone." I opened it and there was the newest I Phone, and I pod touch, both with black cases with skulls on them. I smiled and hugged them both. Thanks guys. Then there was one last present that looked like Danny's did. "From James, as a suck up gift." I snickered at that one. I opened that one and out came a black kitten with white paws and a bright red bow around it's neck. Again I melted. "Awwwwwwwww! Oh my fucking god! Your soooo Cute! I'm gunna name you Cuddles!" The cat laid on my lap next to Boo and fell asleep purring. I gave James a hug and a thank you before sitting back down petting the puppy and kitten who were both cute as hell. Then the stupid ass door had to open again. I turned around mad as hell. I knew it. It was those damn 'spy' people. "I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!!! THIS IS MY BIRTHDAY ASS HOLES!!!!! OUT! OUT! OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" It was a roar that echoed the entire house. They slowly started to back away, but I wasn't satisfied. I walked up and with a large roar I began beating each one of them, only to be dragged away. But I wasn't done. My hormones were in overdrive, and I lunged again, ripping away. This time it took the entire group. Now Jack was pissed cause he had to put the book down and walked up, stomping on ones foot, then kicking them in the face and walking away. I laughed. It wasn't a normal laugh, it was hysterical. "I'm going to kill you all!!!!!!!!!" My smile had turned into a frown and I began to fight against my friends once more. The dog, Boo was staring up and me, and something clicked. I stopped struggling and slowly looked up from the ground and said 4 simple words. "What do you want." I said it with disgust and a snarl on my face.

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Publication Date: 09-03-2012

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