The Red Eric by R. M. Ballantyne (world of reading txt) đ
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Having unburdened his mind, and eaten all the ham, and eggs, and toast, and drunk all the coffee, and asked for more and got it, Dick Jones proceeded to make himself supremely happy by filling his pipe and lighting it.
âIâll take him to law,â said Captain Dunning firmly, smiting the table with his fist.
âI knowâd a feller,â said Jones, âwot always said, wâen he heard a feller say that, âYouâll come for to wish that ye hadnât;â but I think yeâre right, capâen; for itâs a clear case, clear as daylight; anâ weâll all swear to aâmost anything asâll go fur to prove it.â
âBut are you sure your messmates are as willing as you are to witness against the captain?â
âSure? In coorse I isâsartin sure. Didnât he lamp two on âem with a ropeâs-end once till they wos fit to bust, and all for nothinâ but skylarkinâ? Theyâll all go in the same boat with me, âcept perhaps the cook, who is named Baldwin. Heâs a cross-grained critter, anâll stanâ by the capâen through thick an thin, anâ so will the carpenterâBox they call himâheâs dead agin us; but thatâs all.â
âThen Iâll do it at once,â cried Captain Dunning, rising and putting on his hat firmly, as a man does when he has made a great resolve, which he more than half suspects will get him into a world of difficulties and trouble.
âI sâpose I may set here till ye come back?â inquired Dick Jones, who now wore a dim mysterious aspect, in consequence of the cloud of smoke in which he had enveloped himself.
âYou may sit there till they turn you out; but come and take breakfast with me at the same hour to-morrow, will ye?â
âWonât I?â
âThen good-day.â
So saying, the captain left the coffee-house, and hurried to his sistersâ cottage, where he rightly conjectured he should find Glynn Proctor. Without telling his sisters the result of the interview with the ârude seaman,â he took Glynnâs arm and sallied forth in search of Tim Rokens and Mr Millons, both of whom they discovered enjoying their pipes, after a hearty breakfast, in a small, unpretending, but excellent and comfortable âsailorsâ home,â in the dirty little street before referred to.
The greater part of the crew of the late Red Eric (now âsticks and stiversâ) were found in the same place, engaged in much the same occupation, and to these, in solemn conclave assembled, Captain Dunning announced his intention of opening a law-suit against the captain of the Termagant for the unlawful appropriation of the whale harpooned by Glynn. The men highly approved of what they called a âshore-going scrimmage,â and advised the captain to go and have the captain and crew of the Termagant âput in limbo right off.â
Thus advised and encouraged, Captain Dunning went to a lawyer, who, after hearing the case, stated it as his opinion that it was a good one, and forthwith set about taking the needful preliminary steps to commencing the action.
Thereafter Captain Dunning walked rapidly home, wiping his hot brow as he went, and entering the parlour of the cottageâthe yellow-faced cottageâflung himself on the sofa with a reckless air, and said, âIâve done it!â
âHorror!â cried Aunt Martha.
âMisery!â gasped Aunt Jane, who happened to be fondling Ailie at the time of her brotherâs entrance.
âIs he dead?â
âQuite dead?â added Martha.
âIs who dead?â inquired the captain, in surprise.
âThe manâthe rude sailor!â
âDead! No.â
âYou said just now that you had done it.â
âSo I have. Iâve done the deed. Iâve gone to law.â
Had the captain said that he had gone to âsticks and stivers,â his sisters could not have been more startled and horrified. They dreaded the law, and hated it with a great and intense hatred, and not without reason; for their father had been ruined in a law-suit, and his father had broken the law, in some political manner they could never clearly understand, and had been condemned by the law to perpetual banishment.
âWill it do you much harm, dear, papa?â inquired Ailie, in great concern.
âHarm? Of course not. I hope itâll do me, and you too, a great deal of good.â
âIâm so glad to hear that; for Iâve heard people say that when you once go into it you never get out of it again.â
âSo have I,â said Aunt Martha, with a deep sigh.
âAnd so have I,â added Aunt Jane, with a deeper sigh, âand I believe itâs true.â
âItâs false!â cried the captain, laughing, âand you are all silly geese; the law isââ
âA bright and glorious institution! A desirable investment for the talents of able men! A machine for justice usuallyâinjustice occasionallyâand, like all other good things, often misused, abused, and spoken against!â said Glynn Proctor, at that moment entering the room, and throwing his hat on one chair, and himself on another. âIâve had enough of the sea, captain, and have come to resign my situation, and beg for dinner.â
âYou shall have it immediately, dear Glynn,â said Martha, whose heart warmed at the sight of one who had been so kind to her little niece.
âNay, Iâm in no hurry,â said Glynn, quickly; âI did but jest, dear madam, as Shakespeare has it. Perhaps it was Milton who said it; one canât be sure; but whenever a truly grand remark escapes you, youâre safe to clap it down to Shakespeare.â
At this point the servant-girl announced dinner. At the same instant a heavy foot was heard in the passage, and Tim Rokens announced himself, saying that he had just seen the captainâs lawyer, and had been sent to say that he wished to see Captain Dunning in the course of the evening.
âThen let him go on wishing till Iâm ready to go to him. Meanwhile do you come and dine with us, Rokens, my lad.â
Rokens looked awkward, and shuffled a little with his feet, and shook his head.
âWhy, whatâs the matter, man?â
Rokens looked as if he wished to speak, but hesitated.
âIf ye please, capâen, Iâd raither not, axinâ the ladiesâ parding. Iâd like a word with you in the passage.â
âBy all means,â replied the captain, going out of the room with the sailor. âNow, whatâs wrong?â
âMy flippers, capâen,â said Rokens, thrusting out his hard, thick, enormous hands, which were stained all over with sundry streaks of tar, and were very red as well as extremely clumsy to look atâ âIâve bin anâ washed âem with hot water and rubbed âem with grease till I aâmost took the skin off, but they wonât come clean, and Iâm not fit to sit down with ladies.â
To this speech the captain replied by seizing Tim Rokens by the collar and dragging him fairly into the parlour.
âHereâs a man,â cried the captain enthusiastically, presenting him to Martha, âwhoâs sailed with me for nigh thirty years, and is the best harpooner I ever had, and has stuck to me through thick and thin, in fair weather and foul, in heat and cold, and was kinder to Ailie during the last voyage than all the other men put together, exceptinâ Glynn, and who tells me his hands are covered with tar, and that he canât wash âem clean nohow, and isnât fit to dine with ladies; so you will oblige me, Martha, by ordering him to leave the house.â
âI will, brother, with pleasure. I order you, Mr Rokens, to leave this house at your peril! And I invite you to partake of our dinner, which is now on the table in the next room.â
Saying this, Aunt Martha grasped one of the great tar-stained âflippersâ in both of her own delicate hands, and shook it with a degree of vigour that Tim Rokens afterwards said he could not have believed possible had he not felt it.
Seeing this, Aunt Jane turned aside and blew her nose violently. Tim Rokens attempted to make a bow, failed, and grinned. The captain criedâ âNow, then, heave ahead!â Glynn, in the exuberance of his spirits, uttered a miniature cheer. Ailie gave vent to a laugh, that sounded as sweet as a good song; and the whole party adjourned to the dining-room, where the servant-girl was found in the sulks because dinner was getting rapidly cold, and the cat was found:â
âProwling round the festal board
On thievish deeds intent.â
(See Miltonâs Paradise Regained, latest edition.)
The great case of Dunning versus Dixon came on at last.
On that day Captain Dunning was in a fever; Glynn Proctor was in a fever; Tim Rokens was in a fever; the Misses Dunning were in two separate feversâeverybody, in fact, on the Dunning side of the case was in a fever of nervous anxiety and mental confusion. As witnesses in the case, they had been precognosced to such an extent by the lawyers that their intellects were almost overturned. On being told that he was to be precognosced. Tim Rokens said stoutly, âHeâd like to see the man as âud do itâ; under the impression that that was the legal term for being kicked, or otherwise maltreated; and on being informed that the word signified merely an examination as to the extent of his knowledge of the facts of the case, he said quietly, âFire away!â Before they had done firing away, the gallant harpooner was so confused that he began to regard the whole case as already hopeless.
The other men were much in the same condition; but in a private meeting held among themselves the day before the trial, Rokens made the following speech, which comforted them not a little.
âMessmates and shipmates,â said Tim, âIâll tell ye wot it is. Iâm no lawyerâthatâs a factâbut Iâm a man; anâ wotâs a man?âit ainât a bundle oâ flesh anâ bones on two legs, with a turnip a-top oât, is it?â
âBe no manes,â murmured Briant, with an approving nod.
âCerânly not,â remarked Dick Barnes. âI second that motion.â
âGood,â continued Rokens. âThen, beinâ a man, Iâve got brains enough to see that, if we donât want to contredick one another, we must stick to the truth.â
âYou donât suppose Iâd go fur to tell lies, do you?â said Tarquin quickly.
âIn coorse not. But what I mean to say is, that we must stick to what we knows to be the truth, and not be goinâ for to guess at it, or think that we knows it, and then swear to it as if we wos certain sure.â
âHear! hear!â from the assembled company.
âIn fact,â observed Glynn, âlet what we say be absolutely true, and say just as little as we can. Thatâs how to manage a good case.â
âAnâ, be all manes,â added Briant, âdonât let any of ye try for to improve matters be volunteerinâ yer opinion. Volunteerinâ opinions is stuff. Volunteerinâ is altogether a bad look-out. I knowâd a feller, I didâa strappinâ young feller he was, too, more betokenâas volunteered himself to death, he did. To be sure, his wos a case oâ volunteerinâ into the Louth Militia, and he wos shot, he wos, in a popâlar riot, as the noosepapers saidâa scrimmage, I calls itâso donât let any oâ us be goinâ for to volunteer opinions wâen nobody axes âemâno, nor wants âem.â
Briant looked so pointedly at Gurney while delivering this advice that that obese individual felt constrained to look indignant, and inquire whether âthem âere imperent remarks wos meant for him.â To which Briant replied that âthey wos meant for him, as well as for ivery
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