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me. Dad blame it! I just wish I could get my hands on one of dem witches just once -- only just once -- it’s all I’d ask. But mostly I wish dey’d let me alone, I does.”

 

Tom says: “Well, I tell you what I think. What makes them come here just at this runaway slave’s breakfast time? Isn't it because they’re hungry; that’s the reason. You make them a witch pie; that’s the thing for you to do.”

 

“But my land, Master Sid, how’s I gwyne to make ‘em a witch pie? I don’t know how to make it. I ain’t ever heard of such a thing before.”

 

“Well, then, I’ll have to make it myself.”

 

“Will you do it, honey? -- Will you? I’ll worship de ground under your foot, I will!”

 

“All right, I’ll do it, seeing it’s you, and you’ve been good to us and showed us the runaway slave. But you got to be mighty careful. When we come around, you turn your back; and then whatever we’ve put in the pan, don’t you let on you seen it at all. And don’t you look when Jim takes out of the pan -- some- thing might happen, I don’t know what. And above all, don’t you handle the witch-things.”

 

 

Handle ‘em, Master Sid? What is you a-talking about? I wouldn’t lay de weight of my finger on ‘em, not for ten hundred thousand billion dollars, I wouldn’t.”

 

Chapter 37

Chapter 37

 

So then we went to the backyard, where they throw old shoes, and cloth, and pieces of bottles, and broken tin things, and we scratched around and found an old tin wash-pan, and stopped up the holes as well as we could, to cook the pie in it, and took it down to the basement and robbed enough flour to fill it and started for breakfast.

 

 

We had found a few nails that Tom said would be good for a prisoner to scratch his name and sadness on the prison walls with, and dropped one of them in the pocket of Aunt Sally’s apron which was hanging on a chair, and t’other we put in Uncle Silas’s hat, which was on a cabinet, because we heard the children say their parents was going to the runaway slave’s house this morning. Then we went to breakfast, and Tom dropped the spoon in Uncle Silas’s coat pocket. Aunt Sally hadn’t come yet, so we had to wait a while.

 

When she come she was hot and red and angry, and couldn’t hardly wait for the blessing; and then she went to pouring out coffee with one hand and hitting the closest child’s head with a thimble on the other, and says: “I’ve hunted high and low, and I just don’t know what has become of your other shirt.”

 

My heart fell down with my lungs and intestines and things, and a hard piece of corn-bread started down my throat after it and met with a cough on the way, and flew across the table, and took one of the children in the eye and coiled him up like a fishing-worm. He let out a cry the size of an Indian war shout, and Tom he turned kind of blue. It all added up to a serious problem for about fifteen seconds. I would a sold out for half price if there was anyone wanting to buy. But after that we was all right again -- it was the surprise of it that knocked us so cold.

 

Uncle Silas he says: “It’s most strange, I can’t understand it. I know perfectly well I took it off, because -- “

 

“Because you ain’t got but one on. Just listen at the man! I know you took it off, and I know it by a better way than your foggy remembering, too, because it was on the clothes-line yesterday -- I seen it there myself. But it’s gone, that’s the long and the short of it, and you’ll just have to change to a red one until I can get time to make a new one. And it’ll be the third I’ve made in two years. It just keeps a body on the jump to keep you in shirts; and whatever you do with ‘em all is more than I can make out. A body’d think you would learn to take care of ‘em at your time of life.”

 

“I know it, Sally, and I do try all I can. But I shouldn’t have to take all the blame, because, you know, I don’t see them or have nothing to do with them apart from when they’re on me; and I don’t believe I’ve ever lost one of them off of me.”

 

“Well, you ain’t to blame for not losing one off of you, Silas; because I think you’d a done it if you could. And the shirt ain’t all that’s gone, either. There’s a spoon gone; there was ten, and now there’s only nine. The goat got the shirt, I think, but the goat never took the spoon, that’s for sure.”

 

“Why, what else is gone, Sally?”

 

“There’s six candles gone -- that’s what. The rats could a got the candles, and I think they did; I’m surprised they don’t walk off with the whole place, the way you’re always going to stop their holes and don’t do it. If they was smart they’d sleep in your hair, Silas -- you’d never find it out. But you can’t blame the spoon on the rats, and that I know.”

 

“Well, Sally, I’m in the wrong, and you have my confession; but I won’t let tomorrow go by without stopping up them holes.”

 

“Oh, I wouldn’t hurry; next year’ll do.

 

"Matilda Angelina Araminta Phelps!”

 

Bang! Down comes the thimble, and the child pulls her fingers out of the sugar-bowl without wasting any time doing it.

 

Just then the black woman steps inside, and says: “Mrs, dey’s a sheet gone.”

 

 

“A sheet gone? Well, for the good of the land!”

 

“I’ll stop up them holes today,” says Uncle Silas, lookng guilty.

 

“Oh, do shut up! -- Do you think the rats took the sheet? Where’s it gone, Lize?”

 

“Honest to God I don’t know at all, Miss Sally. She was on de clothes-line yesterday, but she done gone: she ain’t dere no more now.”

 

“I think the world is coming to an end. I never seen anything so crazy in all my born days. A shirt, and a sheet, and a spoon, and six can -- “

 

“Mrs,” says a young girl, “dey’s a candle-stick missing.”

 

“Clear out from here, you bad girl, or I’ll take a pan to you!” Well, she was just running over with anger. I started to look for an opening; my plan was to hide in the trees until the weather cleared. She kept a-shouting right along, running her war against everyone all by herself, with everyone else all shy and quiet; and at last Uncle Silas, looking kind of foolish, fishes up that spoon out of his pocket. She stopped, with her mouth open and her hands up; and as for me, I wished I was in Jerusalem or somewhere. But not long, because she says: “It’s just as I thought. So you had it in your pocket all the time; and like as not you’ve got the other things there, too. How’d it get there?”

 

“I really don’t know, Sally,” he says, kind of sorry like, “I was a-studying over the reading for Sunday in Acts Seventeen before breakfast, and I think I must a put it in there, not thinking, meaning to put my Bible in, and it must be so, because my Bible ain’t in there; but I’ll go and see; and if the Bible is where I had it, I’ll know I didn’t put it in, and that will show that I put the Bible down and took up the spoon, and -- “

 

“Oh, for the good of the land! Give a body a rest! Go along now, the whole lot of you; and don’t come near me again until I’ve got back my peace of mind.”

 

I’d a heard her if she’d a said it to herself, let alone saying it out loud; and I’d a got up and obeyed her if I’d a been dead. As we was passing through the sitting-room the old man he took up his hat, and the nail fell out on the floor, and he just took it up and put it on the shelf, and never said nothing, and went out.

 

Tom seen him do it, and remembered about the spoon, and says: “It ain’t no good to send things by him no more, he can’t be trusted.” Then he says: “But he done us a good turn with the spoon, anyway, without knowing it, and so we’ll go and do him one without him knowing it -- we’ll stop up his rat-holes.”

 

There was a good lot of them down in the basement, and it took us a whole hour, but we done the job tight and good. Then we heard someone on the steps, and blowed out our light; and here comes the old man, with a candle in one hand and a lot of things in t’other, looking as lost as year before last. He went a looking around, first to one rat-hole and then another, until he’d been to them all. Then he stood about five minutes, pulling little pieces of wet wax off his candle and thinking. Then he turns off slow and sleepily toward the steps, saying: “Well, for the life of me I can’t remember when I done it. I could show her now that I weren’t to blame for the rats. But never mind -- let it go. I don’t believe it would do any good anyway.”

 

And so he went on a-talking to himself up the steps, and then we left. He was a mighty nice old man. And always is.

 

Tom was pretty worried about what to do for a spoon. He said we had to have it; so he took a think. When he had something worked out he told me how we was to do it; then we went and waited around the spoon-basket until we see Aunt Sally coming, and then Tom went to counting the spoons and laying them out to one side, and I put one of them up my sleeve, and Tom says: “Why, Aunt Sally, there ain’t but nine spoons yet.”

 

She says: “Go along to your play, and don’t worry me. I know better, I counted ‘em myself.”

 

“Well, I’ve counted them two times now, Aunty, and I can’t make but nine.”

 

She looked anything but patient, but still she come to count -- anyone would.

 

“I can’t believe it; there ain’t but nine!” she says. “Why, what in the world -- devil take the things, I’ll count ‘em again.”

 

So I secretly put back the one I had, and when she got done counting, she says: “Hang the trouble, there’s ten now!” and she looked angry and worried both.

 

But Tom says: “Why, Aunty, I don’t think there’s ten.”

 

“You foolish boy, didn’t you see me count ‘em?”

 

“I know, but -- “

 

“Well, I’ll count ‘em again.”

 

 

So I secretly took one, and they come out nine, same as the other time. Well, she was in a crying way -- just a-shaking all over, she was so angry. But she counted and counted until she got that confused she’d start to count the basket for a spoon at times; and so, three times they come out right, and three times they come out wrong. Then she picked up the basket and threw it across the room and knocked the cat on its head; and she said to clear out and let her have some peace, and if we come around worrying her again between that and dinner she’d skin us. So we had the extra spoon, and dropped it in her apron pocket while she was a-giving us our talking to, and Jim got it okay, along with her nail, before noon. We was very happy with this business, and Tom said it was worth two times the trouble it took, because he said now she couldn’t ever count them spoons two times the same again to save her life; and she wouldn’t believe she’d counted them right if she did.

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