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we shan’t know anybody! And you won’t put yourself out not a little bit, or take the trouble to find out anything ‘ow it ought to be done.’

Terrible pause.

‘I never ought to ‘ave merried you, Artie, that’s the troof.’

‘Oh, don’t go into that!’

‘I never ought to have merried you, Artie. I’m not equal to the position. If you ‘adn’t said you’d drown yourself—’

She choked.

‘I don’ see why you shouldn’t try, Ann—I’ve improved.

‘Why don’t you? ‘Stead of which you go sending out the servant and ‘namelling floors, and then when visitors come—’

”Ow was I to know about y’r old visitors?’ cried Ann in a wail, and suddenly got up and fled from amidst their ruined tea, the tea of which ‘toce, all buttery,’ was to be the crown and glory.

Kipps watched her with a momentary consternation. Then he hardened his heart. ‘Ought to ‘ave known better,’ he said, ‘goin’ on like that!’ He remained for a space rubbing his knees and muttering. He emitted scornfully, ‘I carn’t, an’ I won’t.’ He saw her as the source of all his shames.

Presently, quite mechanically, he stooped down and lifted the flowery china cover. ‘Ter dash ‘er Buttud Toce!’ he shouted at the sight of it, and clapped the cover down again hard…

When Gwendolen came back she perceived things were in a slightly unusual poise. Kipps sat by the fire in a rigid attitude, reading a casually selected volume of the Encyclopaedia Britannica, and Ann was upstairs and inaccessible— to reappear at a later stage with reddened eyes. Before the fire, and still in a perfectly assimilable condition, was what was evidently an untouched supply of richly buttered toast under a cracked cover.

‘They’ve ‘ad a bit of a tiff,’ said Gwendolen, attending to her duties in the kitchen with her outdoor hat still on, and her mouth full. ‘They’re rummuns—if ever! My eye!’

And she took another piece of Ann’s generously buttered toast.

The Kippses spoke no more that day to one another.

The squabble about cards and buttered toast was as serious to them as the most rational of differences. It was all rational to them. Their sense of wrong burnt within them; their sense of what was owing to themselves, the duty of implacability, the obstinacy of pride. In the small hours Kipps lay awake at the nadir of unhappiness, and came near groaning. He saw life as an extraordinarily desolating muddle; his futile house, his social discredit, his bad behaviour to Helen, his low marriage with Ann…

He became aware of something irregular in Ann’s breathing…

He listened. She was awake, and quietly and privately sobbing!…

He hardened his heart, resolutely he hardened his heart. And presently Ann lay still.

The stupid little tragedies of these clipped and limited lives!

As I think of them lying unhappily there in the darkness, my vision pierces the night. See what I can see! Above them, brooding over them, I tell you there is a monster, a lumpish monster, like some great, clumsy griffin thing, like the Crystal Palace labyrinthodon, like Coote, like the leaden goddess of the Dunciad, like some fat, proud flunkey, like pride, like indolence, like all that is darkening and heavy and obstructive in life. It is matter and darkness, it is the anti-soul, it is the ruling power of this land, Stupidity. My Kippses live in its shadow. Shalford and his apprenticeship system, the Hastings Academy, the ideas of Coote, the ideas of the old Kippses, all the ideas that have made Kipps what he is—all these are a part of its shadow. But for that monster they might not be groping among false ideas to hurt one another so sorely; but for that, the glowing promise of childhood and youth might have had a happier fruition; thought might have awakened in them to meet the thought of the world, the quickening sunshine of literature pierced to the substance of their souls; their lives might not have been divorced, as now they are divorced, from the apprehension of beauty that we favoured ones are given—the vision of the Grail that makes life fine for ever. I have laughed, and I laugh at these two people; I have sought to make you laugh…

But I see through the darkness the souls of my Kippses as they are, as little pink strips of quivering, living stuff, as things like the bodies of little, ill-nourished, ailing, ignorant children—children who feel pain, who are naughty and muddled and suffer, and do not understand why. And the claw of this Beast rests upon them!

CHAPTER THE THIRD Terminations

NEXT morning came a remarkable telegram from Folkestone. ‘Please come at once—urgent—Walshinghams,’ said the telegram, and Kipps, after an agitated but still ample breakfast, departed…

When he returned his face was very white, and his countenance disordered. He let himself in with his latchkey and came into the dining-room, where Ann sat, affecting to work at a little thing she called a bib. She heard his hat fall in the hall before he entered, as though he had missed the peg. ‘I got something to tell you, Ann,’ he said, disregarding their overnight quarrel, and went to the hearthrug and took hold of the mantel and stared at Ann as though the sight of her was novel.

‘Well?’ said Ann, not looking up, and working a little faster.

”E’s gone!’

Ann looked up sharply, and her hands stopped. ‘Who’s gone?’ For the first time she perceived Kipps’ pallor.

‘Young Walshingham—I saw ‘er, and she tole me.’

‘Gone! What d’you mean?’

‘Cleared out! Gone off for good!’

‘What for?’

‘For ‘is ‘ealth,’ said Kipps, with sudden bitterness. ”E’s been speckylating. He’s speckylated our money, and ‘e’s speckylated their money, and now ‘e’s took ‘is hook. That’s all about it, Ann.’

‘You mean—?’

‘I mean ‘e’s orf, and our twenty-four fousand’s orf too! And ‘ere we are! Smashed up! That’s all about it, Ann.’ He panted.

Ann had no vocabulary for such an occasion. ‘Oh, Lor!’ she said, and sat still.

Kipps came about and stuck his hands deeply in his trouser pockets. ‘Speckylated every penny—lorst it all—and gorn.’

Even his lips were white.

‘You mean we ain’t got nothing’ left, Artie?’

‘Not a penny! Not a bloomin’ penny, Ann. No!’

A gust of passion whirled across the soul of Kipps. He flung out a knuckly fist. ‘If I ‘ad ‘im ‘ere,’ he said, ‘I’d—I’d—I’d wring ‘is neck for ‘im. I’d—I’d—’ His voice rose to a shout. He thought of Gwendolen in the kitchen, and fell to, ‘Ugh!’

‘But, Artie,’ said Ann, trying to grasp it,‘d’you mean to say he’s took our money?’

‘Speckylated it!’ said Kipps, with an illustrative flourish of the arm that failed to illustrate. ‘Bort things dear and sold’ em cheap, and played the ‘ankeypankey jackass with everything we got. That’s what I mean ‘e’s done, Ann.’ He repeated this last sentence with the addition of violent adverbs.

‘D’you mean to say our money’s gone, Artie?’

‘Ter-dash it, Yes, Ann!’ swore Kipps, exploding in a shout. ‘Ain’t I tellin’ you?’

He was immediately sorry. ‘I didn’t mean to ‘oller at you, Ann,’ he said, ‘but I’m all shook up. I don’t ‘ardly know what I’m sayin’. Ev’ry penny…’

‘But, Artie—’

Kipps grunted. He went to the window and stared for a moment at a sunlit sea. ‘Gord!’ he swore.

‘I mean,’ he said coming back to Ann, and with an air of exasperation, ‘that he’s ‘bezzled and ‘ooked it. That’s what I mean, Ann.’

Ann put down the bib. ‘But wot are we going to do, Artie?’

Kipps indicated ignorance, wrath, and despair with one comprehensive gesture of his hands. He caught an ornament from the mantel and replaced it. ‘I’m going to bang about,’ he said, ‘if I ain’t precious careful.’

‘You saw ‘er, you say?’

‘Yes.’

‘What did she say ‘xactly?’ said Ann.

‘Told me to see a s’licitor—tole me to get some one to ‘elp me at once. She was there in black—like she used to be, and speaking cool and careful like. ‘Elen!… She’s precious ‘ard, is ‘Elen. She looked at me straight. ‘It’s my fault,’ she said. ‘I ought to ‘ave warned you… Only under the circumstances it was a little difficult.’ Straight as anything. I didn’t ‘ardly say anything to ‘er. I didn’t seem to begin to take it in until she was showing me out. I ‘adn’t anything to say. Jest as well, perhaps. She talked—like a Call a’most. She said—what was it she said about her mother?—‘My mother’s overcome with grief,’ she said, ‘so naturally everything comes on me.”

‘And she told you to get some one to ‘elp you?’

‘Yes. I been to old Bean.’

‘O’ Bean?’

‘Yes. What I took my business away from!’

‘What did he say?’

‘He was a bit off ‘and at first, but then ‘e come round. He couldn’t tell me anything till ‘e knew the facts. What I know of young Walshingham, there won’t be much ‘elp in the facts. No!’

He reflected for a space. ‘It’s a Smash-up, Ann. More likely than not, Ann—‘e’s left us over’ead in debt. We got to get out of it just ‘ow we can…

‘We got to begin again,’ he went on. ”Ow, I don’t know. All the way ‘ome—my ‘ead’s been going. We got to get a living some’ow or other. ‘Aving time to ourselves, and a bit of money to spend, and no hurry and worry; it’s all over for ever, Ann. We was fools, Ann. We didn’t know our benefits. We been caught. Gord!—Gord!’

He was on the verge of ‘banging about’ again.

They heard a jingle in the passage, the large, soft impact of a servant’s indoor boots. As if she were a part, a mitigatory part of Fate, came Gwendolen to lay the midday meal. Kipps displayed self-control forthwith. Ann picked up the bib again and bent over it, and the Kippses bore themselves gloomily, perhaps, but not despairfully, while their dependent was in the room. She spread the cloth and put out the cutlery with a slow inaccuracy, and Kipps, after a whisper to himself, went again to the window. Ann got up and put away her work methodically in the chiffonier.

‘When I think,’ said Kipps, as soon as the door closed again behind Gwendolen—‘when I think of the ‘ole people, and ‘aving to tell ‘em of it all, I want to smesh my ‘ead against the nearest wall. Smesh my silly brains out! And Buggins— Buggins, what I’d arf promised to start in a lil’ outfitting shop in Rendezvous Street…’

Gwendolen returned, and restored dignity.

The midday meal spread itself slowly before them. Gwendolen, after her custom, left the door open, and Kipps closed it carefully before sitting down.

He stood for a moment, regarding the meal doubtfully.

‘I don’t feel as if I could swaller a moufful,’ he said.

‘You got to eat,’ said Ann…

For a time they said little, and once swallowing was achieved, ate on with a sort of melancholy appetite. Each was now busy thinking.

‘After all,’ said Kipps, presently, ‘whatever ‘appens they can’t turn us out or sell us up before nex’ quarter day. I’m pretty sure about that.’

‘Sell us up!’ said Ann.

‘I dessay we’re bankrup’,’ said Kipps, trying to say it easily, and helping himself with a trembling hand to unnecessary potatoes.

Then a long silence. Ann ceased to eat, and there were silent tears.

‘More potatoes, Artie?’ choked Ann.

‘I couldn’t,’ said Kipps. ‘No.’

He pushed back his plate, which was indeed replete with potatoes, got up and walked about the room. Even the dinner-table looked distraught and unusual.

‘What to do, I don’t know,’ he said.

‘Oh, Lord!’ he ejaculated, and picked up and slapped down a book.

Then his eye fell upon another post card that had come from Chitterlow