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a crazy dog,just being herself
Why the male canary had to let its feathers go. How come, that permanent waves appear in tail feathers? What do you have to do, when you find “pink chewing gums”?
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Entry in the Drabbles Contest (3 stories of 100 words each). I was so intrigued by the concept of not using the letter "e" I totally missed the last line "Ok, yes we are (joking)." So the joke's on me, but what the hay? Here's my original blurb:
Not using a particular thing, midway from “d” to “f", was difficult but highly amusing. Who had a brainstorm such as this? I’m thinking of stringing up that individual by a particular body part, or conducting a public display with much flinging of tar and down. A triad of tiny books follows (Magic Johnson’s, TBP and Frisky Doins). I trust this is to your liking.
Liberty tries to drown out her sorrows by drinking one night, but she ends up meeting a vampire named who ignites a fire inside of her. She is not sure she loves him, but he certainly loves her.
As they get to know each other, a dead woman is uncovered. is one of the first to be suspected.
The woman is a member of The Bloodlusted Lips, a female vampire gang involved with murder and prostitution and contract killing.
A satirical look at day trips
Ever since I was a kid, in the last century as my grandchildren like to remind me, I have always had a dog. It is hard to imagine life without a chewing, barking, pooping, loving four legged companion. It also seemed a strange question to me, does Norman have a soul? The question was asked, seriously, by a dear non- tribal friend. Actually, I had never thought much of, do dogs have souls, except to think, of course. Does Norman have a Soul? That is a real question. Do dogs have souls? I assumed, of course.
"I assume"…. how often have I heard the definition of I assume, "to make an ass out you and me."
Frank, Jimmy McGuire's electrocuted pet snake, is in animal heaven, praying for revenge. Miss Marilou Jenkins is at her private girls' school across town, knocking down straight-A's. Skip Morley is scratching his head, trying to stay out of trouble and get straight C's. Jimmy doesn't care; he's bringing the English language down to new lows.
Skip's mom decides one gorgeous Spring afternoon that he is going to go to Saturday evening Benediction services with herself and his father. No ifs, ands, or buts. Naturally he is devastated, so Mrs. Morley takes pity on him and invites Jimmy along. Jimmy's mom agrees...but Jimmy is pissed! He dreams up another little innocent caper...
Vampires are the descendants of Satan from his favorite sin called Lust. They never become extinct and will never be.
And that is Empress’ goal. A Blueblooded (Royal Vampire) who wants to end their race.
"A not so glitchy vampire story that seeks to eradicate this blood sucking dimwits." - Empress V.
This book is a kind of reperduction of the book,'Cheaper by the Dozen' but I have made a few changes in it.So if you click on the book you willl read my verision of...'Cheaper by the Dozen' Happy reading!
Vincent is a nerd and has no friends. One day he is admitted into a club that he didn't even sign up for. Saphire is an optamistic girl who put him in there along with other nerdy skinny boys all wishing to be noticed. Saphire wants to help the geeks to talk better and make friends. But it wasn't going to be easy. Then Saphire finds the geek's talents and can't believe that they haven't been noticed yet or why they arn't popular! Saphire then decides to enter them into the talent contest called "Legendary No.1 Club". The winners club gets sponsered from the school and gets a lot of money. Vincent soon realises his talent, acting?!. Saphire teaches all the geeks to be popular and spends all her time to perfect them to make them win the contest! They begin to dislike her because she's so bossy. But soon learn to appreciate what she's doing, is for them. Can vincent handle this? Will they win? Can they become popular?