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Laughing at Life, One Mint Julep at a Time -

Nothing is funnier than catching people in the middle of being 'people'! Even if the people we catch - happen to be ourselves! (Of course, when it's someone else, it's downright HILARIOUS!)

Laughing at Life, One Mint Julep at a Time by L. Avery Brown brings out good, old fashioned funny mixed with a jigger of proper Southern Comfort, a tablespoon of Dixie Crystals Refined White Sugar, a sprig o'mint, and a short glass filled to the brim with ice.

Now that you've got the recipe, you can make your very own mint julep or maybe you'd rather have a tall glass of sweet iced tea. Either way - it makes no never mind. And get ready to giggle the way they do Down South!


"When a Southern Woman Rambles... it isn't 'rambling'. Every word has meaning, every raised eyebrow and pursed lip has a purpose, and all those smiles tell a story. What's more, a Southern woman can ramble on about ANYTHING!

What’s the price when waging a war on the ‘Teachers’ Pet’ who has your best friend – as well as the rest of the school – wrapped around their little finger? Average 11th Grader Max[ine] Vangess is about to find out. With the end of the year signalling the post-mortem school war, Max, Alex, and friends made along the way, have the next eight months to battle it out over the major prize of friends, acknowledgement and more importantly, to determine who is really the best of the best.

How Humanity Found out how to Make a Box------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Three good things about my life:

1: I'm good at art and drama.
2: My best mate Tess is awesome.
3. My pet cat is soooo cute! (and messy too but oh well)

Three BAD things about my life:

1: Allister White is being an absolute idiot.
2: My mum is upset over Dad going off with one of her female colleagues.
3: Life is insane!

Welcome aboard onto a whole new comedy by Bethan Rees. Read along and experience the highs and lows of Jenny O'Bryan's life.

Story starts off with a boy name Honey (yes. I know. cute..)
who lives with his fat ass of a brother and a drunk mother who see the bright side (she doesn't)

Ok so we are in history class and we are bored so we wrote this story about this creeper in our school. um lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol ok

I`m Maggie, Maggie Heartrite. I`m a nerd, dork, and loser. Going to my second year of high school. I`m going to a new high school too. And it`s so wierd bullies, normal, evil teachers, normal, wackos, normal. Oh and Fashion Police !?!? Well I hope you enjoy my journal (I know I won`t).

Is the truth really that necessary?

Created for the one-sided phone conversation contest. Thank you for reading :)

Ever been friend zoned by the girl you love? Have you ever told a little white lie? Has it ever back fired?

Jack has done all of the above. Jack is a sophomore in high school; his two best friends are Jane and Grayson. Jack is all about fun, Jane’s a nerd, and Grayson is like the glue that keeps everyone together. Jane might be a smart girl, but when it comes to love, she’s like an elephant at a grocery store. Clueless.

The day he decided to tell Jane how he felt about her, was the day everyone found out that he was ‘gay.’ How?

Well, instead of saying, ‘I love you.’ Or ‘I’m in love with you.’ He said, ‘I’m…. gay.’

To make his life even better, there's a killer on a killing spree. And Jane, being the book nerd that she is, jumps for the chance to solve a mystery. He has no choice but to help her.



*Please don’t take offense if you have a problem with the word ‘gay.’ I don’t even think that made any sense. Anywhale, just.. please, no hate?*