Genre Juvenile Fiction. Page - 39
My name is Melissa Cowell. I have a pretty wacky life. Want to know why?
1. My parents married FIVE WHOLE YEARS after I was born.
2. They divorced two days afterwards.
3. My BFF has a GIGANTIC crush on my boyfriend, Steven, but I have already promised to him that when he proposes to me I'll say yes and after that we'll never divorce.
4. Matthew, my future brother-in-law (Stevie's brother), is obsessed with pink fluffy unicorns and I owe him something, so for the halloween disco I have to go as a pink fluffy unicorn, when Stevie and I were going to go as Frankenstein and Frankenstein's bride.
5. My Mum has won the lottery, and now everybody in school is begging for one-hundred pounds, exept for Liane (my best friend) and Stevie.
I don't know what to do! Only one thing is certain: if you read this book, you are in for some massive LOLs, drama, and Melissa Cowell!
WARNING! THIS BOOK IS FOR GIRLS! AND IT CONTAINS MATERIAL THAT IS ONLY APPROPRIATE FOR 10 YEARS AND OLDER!
Dear Diary,
My name is Jessica Lane. Hey. Hi...maybe to start I should give you a re-cap of my day. Okay! So this HOTTIE said hi tome today...giggle. I am very happy. You should get to know me...again, I am Jessica Lane...I am 13 years old and I have brown hair. Long brown hair with hazel eyes. Yep. ALSO. I go to Henderson Middle School. Yes. With all my BFFFFF'S!!! EEK! 8th grade here I come!