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âWhat is he, then?â
There was a pause, and then Anthony spoke.
âHeâs a crook, Jimmy. The most notorious jewel thief in the world. A fantastic, daring fellow, not to be daunted by anything. King Victor was the nickname he was known by in Paris. Paris was the headquarters of his gang. They caught him there and put him away for seven years on a minor charge. They couldnât prove the more important things against him. Heâll be out soonâor he may be out already.â
âDo you think Count Stylptitch had anything to do with putting him away? Was that why the gang went for him? Out of revenge?â
âI donât know,â said Anthony. âIt doesnât seem likely on the face of it. King Victor never stole the Crown jewels of Herzoslovakia as far as Iâve heard. But the whole thing seems rather suggestive, doesnât it? The death of Stylptitch, the Memoirs, and the rumours in the papersâall vague but interesting. And thereâs a further rumour to the effect that theyâve found oil in Herzoslovakia. Iâve a feeling in my bones, James, that people are getting ready to be interested in that unimportant little country.â
âWhat sort of people?â
âFinanciers in City offices.â
âWhat are you driving at with all this?â
âTrying to make an easy job difficult, thatâs all.â
âYou canât pretend thereâs going to be any difficulty in handing over a simple manuscript at a publisherâs office?â
âNo,â said Anthony regretfully. âI donât suppose thereâll be anything difficult about that. But shall I tell you, James, where I propose to go with my ÂŁ250?â
âSouth America?â
âNo, my lad, Herzoslovakia. I shall stand in with the Republic, I think. Very probably I shall end up as President.â
âWhy not announce yourself as the principal Obolovitch and be a King whilst youâre about it?â
âNo, Jimmy. Kings are for life. Presidents only take on the job for four years or so. It would quite amuse me to govern a kingdom like Herzoslovakia for four years.â
âThe average for Kings is even less, I should say,â interpolated Jimmy.
âIt will probably be a serious temptation to me to embezzle your share of the thousand pounds. You wonât want it, you know, when you get back weighed down with nuggets. Iâll invest it for you in Herzoslovakian oil shares. You know, James, the more I think of it, the more pleased I am with this idea of yours. I should never have thought of Herzoslovakia if you hadnât mentioned it. I shall spend one day in London, collecting the booty, and then away by the Balkan express!â
âYou wonât get off quite as fast as that. I didnât mention it before, but Iâve got another little commission for you.â
Anthony sank into a chair and eyed him severely.
âI knew all along that you were keeping something dark. This is where the catch comes in.â
âNot a bit. Itâs just something thatâs got to be done to help a lady.â
âOnce and for all, James, I refuse to be mixed up in your beastly love affairs.â
âItâs not a love affair. Iâve never seen the woman. Iâll tell you the whole story.â
âIf Iâve got to listen to more of your long, rambling stories, I shall have to have another drink.â
His host complied hospitably with this demand, then began the tale.
âIt was when I was up in Uganda. There was a Dago there whose life I had savedâââ
âIf I were you, Jimmy, I should write a short book entitled âLives I have Saved.â This is the second Iâve heard of this evening.â
âOh, well, I didnât really do anything this time. Just pulled the Dago out of the river. Like all Dagos, he couldnât swim.â
âWait a minute, has this story anything to do with the other business?â
âNothing whatever, though, oddly enough, now I remember it, the man was a Herzoslovakian. We always called him Dutch Pedro though.â
Anthony nodded indifferently.
âAny nameâs good enough for a Dago,â he remarked. âGet on with the good work, James.â
âWell, the fellow was sort of grateful about it. Hung around like a dog. About six months later he died of fever. I was with him. Last thing, just as he was pegging out, he beckoned me and whispered some excited jargon about a secretâa gold mine, I thought he said. Shoved an oilskin packet into my hand which heâd always worn next his skin. Well, I didnât think much of it at the time. It wasnât until a week afterwards that I opened the packet. Then I was curious, I must confess. I shouldnât have thought that Dutch Pedro would have had the sense to know a gold mine when he saw itâbut thereâs no accounting for luckâââ
âAnd at the mere thought of gold, your heart beat pitter-pat as always,â interrupted Anthony.
âI was never so disgusted in my life. Gold mine, indeed! I daresay it may have been a gold mine to him, the dirty dog. Do you know what it was? A womanâs lettersâyes, a womanâs letters, and an Englishwoman at that. The skunk had been blackmailing herâand he had the impudence to pass on his dirty bag of tricks to me.â
âI like to see your righteous heat, James, but let me point out to you that Dagos will be Dagos. He meant well. You had saved his life, he bequeathed to you a profitable source of raising moneyâyour high-minded British ideals did not enter his horizon.â
âWell, what the hell was I to do with the things? Burn âem, thatâs what I thought at first. And then it occurred to me that there would be that poor dame, not knowing theyâd be destroyed, and always living in a quake and a dread lest that Dago should turn up again one day.â
âYouâve more imagination than I gave you credit for, Jimmy,â observed Anthony, lighting a cigarette. âI admit that the case presented more difficulties than were at first apparent. What about just sending them to her by post?â
âLike all women, sheâd put no date and no address on most of the letters. There was a kind of address on oneâjust one word. Chimneys.â
Anthony paused in the act of blowing out his match, and he dropped it with a quick jerk of the wrist as it burned his finger.
âChimneys?â he said. âThatâs rather extraordinary.â
âWhy, do you know it?â
âItâs one of the stately homes of England, my dear James. A place where Kings and Queens go for weekends, and diplomatists forgather and diplome.â
âThatâs one of the reasons why Iâm so glad that youâre going to England instead of me. You know all these things,â said Jimmy simply. âA josser like myself from the backwoods of Canada would be making all sorts of bloomers. But some one like you whoâs been to Eton and Harrowâââ
âOnly one of them,â said Anthony modestly.
âWill be able to carry it through. Why didnât I send them to her, you say? Well, it seemed to me dangerous. From what I could make out, she seemed to have a jealous husband. Suppose he opened the letter by mistake. Where would the poor dame be then? Or she might be deadâthe letters looked as though theyâd been written some time. As I figured it out, the only thing was for some one to take them to England and put them into her own hands.â
Anthony threw away his cigarette, and coming across to his friend clapped him affectionately on the back.
âYouâre a real knight-errant, Jimmy,â he said. âAnd the backwoods of Canada should be proud of you. I shanât do the job half as prettily as you would.â
âYouâll take it on then?â
âOf course.â
McGrath rose, and going across to a drawer took out a bundle of letters and threw them on the table.
âHere you are. Youâd better have a look at them.â
âIs it necessary? On the whole, Iâd rather not.â
âWell, from what you say about this Chimneys place, she may have been staying there only. Weâd better look through the letters and see if thereâs any clue as to where she really hangs out.â
âI suppose youâre right.â
They went through the letters carefully, but without finding what they had hoped to find. Anthony gathered them up again thoughtfully.
âPoor little devil,â he remarked. âShe was scared stiff.â
Jimmy nodded.
âDo you think youâll be able to find her all right?â he asked anxiously.
âI wonât leave England till I have. Youâre very concerned about this unknown lady, James?â
Jimmy ran his finger thoughtfully over the signature.
âItâs a pretty name,â he said apologetically. âVirginia Revel.â
Anxiety in High Places
âQuite so, my dear fellow, quite so,â said Lord Caterham.
He had used the same words three times already, each time in the hope that they would end the interview and permit him to escape. He disliked very much being forced to stand on the steps of the exclusive London club to which he belonged and listen to the interminable eloquence of the Hon. George Lomax.
Clement Edward Alistair Brent, ninth Marquis of Caterham, was a small gentleman, shabbily dressed, and entirely unlike the popular conception of a Marquis. He had faded blue eyes, a thin melancholy nose, and a vague but courteous manner.
The principal misfortune of Lord Caterhamâs life was to have succeeded his brother, the eighth Marquis, four years ago. For the previous Lord Caterham had been a man of mark, a household word all over England. At one time Secretary of State for Foreign Affairs, he had always bulked largely in the counsels of the Empire, and his country seat, Chimneys, was famous for its hospitality. Ably seconded by his wife, a daughter of the Duke of Perth, history had been made and unmade at informal week-end parties at Chimneys, and there was hardly anyone of note in Englandâor indeed in Europeâwho had not, at one time or another, stayed there.
That was all very well. The ninth Marquis of Caterham had the utmost respect and esteem for the memory of his brother. Henry had done that kind of thing magnificently. What Lord Caterham objected to was the assumption that he was bound to follow in his brotherâs footsteps, and that Chimneys was a National possession rather than a private country house. There was nothing that bored Lord Caterham more than politicsâunless it was politicians. Hence his impatience under the continued eloquence of George Lomax. A robust man, George Lomax, inclined to embonpoint, with a red face and protuberant eyes, and an immense sense of his own importance.
âYou see the point, Caterham? We canâtâwe simply canât afford a scandal of any kind just now. The position is one of the utmost delicacy.â
âIt always is,â said Lord Caterham, with a flavour of irony.
âMy dear fellow, Iâm in a position to know!â
âOh, quite so, quite so,â said Lord Caterham, falling back upon his previous line of defence.
âOne slip over this Herzoslovakian business and weâre done. It is most important that the Oil concessions should be granted to a British company. You must see that?â
âOf course, of course.â
âPrince Michael Obolovitch arrives the end of the week, and the whole thing can be carried through at Chimneys under the guise of a shooting party.â
âI was thinking of going abroad this week,â said Lord Caterham.
âNonsense, my dear Caterham, no one goes abroad in early October.â
âMy doctor seems to think Iâm in rather a bad way,â said Lord Caterham, eyeing a taxi that was crawling past with longing eyes.
He was quite unable to make a dash for liberty, however, since Lomax had the unpleasant habit of retaining a hold upon a person with whom he was engaged in serious conversationâdoubtless the result of long experience. In this case, he had a firm grip of the lapel of Lord Caterhamâs coat.
âMy dear man, I put it to you imperially. In a moment of national crisis, such as is fast approachingâââ
Lord Caterham wriggled uneasily. He felt suddenly that he would rather give any number of house parties than
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