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Fisher was looking at him with level lids and an immovable manner.
âEvery precaution was taken,â he said. âThe Duke carried the relic on his own person, and locked it up in the case with his own hands.â
March was silent; but Twyford stammered. âI donât understand you. You give me the creeps. Why donât you speak plainer?â
âIf I spoke plainer you would understand me less,â said Horne Fisher.
âAll the same I should try,â said March, still without lifting his head.
âOh, very well,â replied Fisher, with a sigh; âthe plain truth is, of course, that itâs a bad business. Everybody knows itâs a bad business who knows anything about it. But itâs always happening, and in one way one can hardly blame them. They get stuck on to a foreign princess thatâs as stiff as a Dutch doll, and they have their fling. In this case it was a pretty big fling.â
The face of the Rev. Thomas Twyford certainly suggested that he was a little out of his depth in the seas of truth, but as the other went on speaking vaguely the old gentlemanâs features sharpened and set.
âIf it were some decent morganatic affair I wouldnât say; but he must have been a fool to throw away thousands on a woman like that. At the end it was sheer blackmail; but itâs something that the old ass didnât get it out of the taxpayers. He could only get it out of the Yank, and there you are.â
The Rev. Thomas Twyford had risen to his feet.
âWell, Iâm glad my nephew had nothing to do with it,â he said. âAnd if thatâs what the world is like, I hope he will never have anything to, do with it.â
âI hope not,â answered Horne Fisher. âNo one knows so well as I do that one can have far too much to do with it.â
For Summers Minor had indeed nothing to do with it; and it is part of his higher significance that he has really nothing to do with the story, or with any such stories. The boy went like a bullet through the tangle of this tale of crooked politics and crazy mockery and came out on the other side, pursuing his own unspoiled purposes. From the top of the chimney he climbed he had caught sight of a new omnibus, whose color and name he had never known, as a naturalist might see a new bird or a botanist a new flower. And he had been sufficiently enraptured in rushing after it, and riding away upon that fairy ship.
IV. THE BOTTOMLESS WELL
In an oasis, or green island, in the red and yellow seas of sand that stretch beyond Europe toward the sunrise, there can be found a rather fantastic contrast, which is none the less typical of such ai place, since international treaties have made it an outpost of the British occupation. The site is famous among archaeologists for something that is hardly a monument, but merely a hole in the ground. But it is a round shaft, like that of a well, and probably a part of some great irrigation works of remote and disputed date, perhaps more ancient than anything in that ancient land. There is a green fringe of palm and prickly pear round the black mouth of the well; but nothing of the upper masonry remains except two bulky and battered stones standing like the pillars of a gateway of nowhere, in which some of the more transcendental archaeologists, in certain moods at moonrise or sunset, think they can trace the faint lines of figures or features of more than Babylonian monstrosity; while the more rationalistic archaeologists, in the more rational hours of daylight, see nothing but two shapeless rocks. It may have been noticed, however, that all Englishmen are not archaeologists. Many of those assembled in such a place for official and military purposes have hobbies other than archaeology. And it is a solemn fact that the English in this Eastern exile have contrived to make a small golf links out of the green scrub and sand; with a comfortable clubhouse at one end of it and this primeval monument at the other. They did not actually use this archaic abyss as a bunker, because it was by tradition unfathomable, and even for practical purposes unfathomed. Any sporting projectile sent into it might be counted most literally as a lost ball. But they often sauntered round it in their interludes of talking and smoking cigarettes, and one of them had just come down from the clubhouse to find another gazing somewhat moodily into the well.
Both the Englishmen wore light clothes and white pith helmets and puggrees, but there, for the most part, their resemblance ended. And they both almost simultaneously said the same word, but they said it on two totally different notes of the voice.
âHave you heard the news?â asked the man from the club. âSplendid.â
âSplendid,â replied the man by the well. But the first man pronounced the word as a young man might say it about a woman, and the second as an old man might say it about the weather, not without sincerity, but certainly without fervor.
And in this the tone of the two men was sufficiently typical of them. The first, who was a certain Captain Boyle, was of a bold and boyish type, dark, and with a sort of native heat in his face that did not belong to the atmosphere of the East, but rather to the ardors and ambitions of the West. The other was an older man and certainly an older resident, a civilian officialâHorne Fisher; and his drooping eyelids and drooping light mustache expressed all the paradox of the Englishman in the East. He was much too hot to be anything but cool.
Neither of them thought it necessary to mention what it was that was splendid. That would indeed have been superfluous conversation about something that everybody knew. The striking victory over a menacing combination of Turks and Arabs in the north, won by troops under the command of Lord Hastings, the veteran of so many striking victories, was already spread by the newspapers all over the Empire, let alone to this small garrison so near to the battlefield.
âNow, no other nation in the world could have done a thing like that,â cried Captain Boyle, emphatically.
Horne Fisher was still looking silently into the well; a moment later he answered: âWe certainly have the art of unmaking mistakes. Thatâs where the poor old Prussians went wrong. They could only make mistakes and stick to them. There is really a certain talent in unmaking a mistake.â
âWhat do you mean,â asked Boyle, âwhat mistakes?â
âWell, everybody knows it looked like biting off more than he could chew,â replied Horne Fisher. It was a peculiarity of Mr. Fisher that he always said that everybody knew things which about one person in two million was ever allowed to hear of. âAnd it was certainly jolly lucky that Travers turned up so well in the nick of time. Odd how often the right thingâs been done for us by the second in command, even when a great man was first in command. Like Colborne at Waterloo.â
âIt ought to add a whole province to the Empire,â observed the other.
âWell, I suppose the Zimmernes would have insisted on it as far as the canal,â observed Fisher, thoughtfully, âthough everybody knows adding provinces doesnât always pay much nowadays.â
Captain Boyle frowned in a slightly puzzled fashion. Being cloudily conscious of never having heard of the Zimmernes in his life, he could only remark, stolidly:
âWell, one canât be a Little Englander.â
Horne Fisher smiled, and he had a pleasant smile.
âEvery man out here is a Little Englander,â he said. âHe wishes he were back in Little England.â
âI donât know what youâre talking about, Iâm afraid,â said the younger man, rather suspiciously. âOne would think you didnât really admire Hastings orâorâanything.â
âI admire him no end,â replied Fisher. âHeâs by far the best man for this post; he understands the Moslems and can do anything with them. Thatâs why Iâm all against pushing Travers against him, merely because of this last affair.â
âI really donât understand what youâre driving at,â said the other, frankly.
âPerhaps it isnât worth understanding,â answered Fisher, lightly, âand, anyhow, we neednât talk politics. Do you know the Arab legend about that well?â
âIâm afraid I donât know much about Arab legends,â said Boyle, rather stiffly.
âThatâs rather a mistake,â replied Fisher, âespecially from your point of view. Lord Hastings himself is an Arab legend. That is perhaps the very greatest thing he really is. If his reputation went it would weaken us all over Asia and Africa. Well, the story about that hole in the ground, that goes down nobody knows where, has always fascinated me, rather. Itâs Mohammedan in form now, but I shouldnât wonder if the tale is a long way older than Mohammed. Itâs all about somebody they call the Sultan Aladdin, not our friend of the lamp, of course, but rather like him in having to do with genii or giants or something of that sort. They say he commanded the giants to build him a sort of pagoda, rising higher and higher above all the stars. The Utmost for the Highest, as the people said when they built the Tower of Babel. But the builders of the Tower of Babel were quite modest and domestic people, like mice, compared with old Aladdin. They only wanted a tower that would reach heavenâ a mere trifle. He wanted a tower that would pass heaven and rise above it, and go on rising for ever and ever. And Allah cast him down to earth with a thunderbolt, which sank into the earth, boring a hole deeper and deeper, till it made a well that was without a bottom as the tower was to have been without a top. And down that inverted tower of darkness the soul of the proud Sultan is falling forever and ever.â
âWhat a queer chap you are,â said Boyle. âYou talk as if a fellow could believe those fables.â
âPerhaps I believe the moral and not the fable,â answered Fisher. âBut here comes Lady Hastings. You know her, I think.â
The clubhouse on the golf links was used, of course, for many other purposes besides that of golf. It was the only social center of the garrison beside the strictly military headquarters; it had a billiard room and a bar, and even an excellent reference library for those officers who were so perverse as to take their profession seriously. Among these was the great general himself, whose head of silver and face of bronze, like that of a brazen eagle, were often to be found bent over the charts and folios of the library. The great Lord Hastings believed in science and study, as in other severe ideals of life, and had given much paternal advice on the point to young Boyle, whose appearances in that place of research were rather more intermittent. It was from one of these snatches of study that the young man had just come out through the glass doors of the library on to the golf links. But, above all, the club was so appointed as to
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