Pixie Hazard Archibald Bradford (sneezy the snowman read aloud txt) 📖

do for Maria, Davie and Eniella were cool with it: both of them just happy to see her happy.

Eva pretended to be annoyed, but secretly felt the same way as her sister and her lover. Though unbeknownst to anyone she already had a knife picked out for use on Bryan’s inside parts if he ever hurt her best friend.

Kyle was a little more cautious than the rest, but ultimately he didn’t see a pressing need to turn the kid out.

As for Bunny, well...

The K’or-Macka hummed happily as she skipped through the common room towards the galley where Donnie was putting her mug away; once she reached her she wrapped three out of four limbs around her and kissed her with audible enthusiasm.

“Mwwaaaaah!”

“Mwah to you too baby.” The captain said with her hands cupping the cat’s ass to help her support her weight; “But what’s the occasion?”

“You’re letting Bryan stay, so-” Once again their lips mashed together, ending the same as it had before; “Mwwwwaaah!”

Donnie laughed with a bit of discomfort.

“Alright, alright! Don’t get all wet over it. I’m just doing it for the vegetables. So you better make it worthwhile come suppertime!”

Bunny giggled as she kissed her captain all over her face in rapid succession before finally releasing her.

“You can lie to yourself all you want DeeDee, but you’re not fooling me! Now how about I make it worth your while right now instead?”

With one finger the K’or-Macka held up a particularly impressive strap-on that caused Donnie to balk immediately.

“Christ! Remind me to ban the kid from growing eggplants! That is way too big for me baby!”

But Bunny’s smile remained as her head tilted down, her expression turning coy.

“Oh no. That bit isn’t for you DeeDee.”

She shifted her finger slightly so that the sexual contraption spun in midair, revealing that on the inside of the strap-on was a much more reasonably sized dong.

“Is that...”

“The World Ender? With built in haptic-feedback coils and automatic lubrication reservoirs?”

Bunny couldn’t recite any of the universal constants in mathematics, nor could she do much more beyond cooking and cleaning on the ship, but when it came to sex-toys the horny alien was in her element.

Donnie swallowed, intimidated for the first time in many years.

Bunny’s smile widened even further.

“Why yes. It is. Would you like to fuck me with it DeeDee?”

The product was legendary.

The feedback coils that Bunny mentioned were specifically designed to mimic the other end of the strap-on’s motions inside of the wearer’s partner.

The tagline Illicit Incorporated had come up with for that particular brand of sex toy?

Go fuck yourself.

Donnie had to clear her throat before she could speak, but when she did her tone was eager.

“Why yes.” She echoed Bunny’s playfulness; “Yes I would.”

The K’or-Macka was quick to drag the keen captain into her quarters, the two of them settling in for an exciting evening while the members of the crew that witnessed the exchange shared amused chuckles.

Meanwhile, in the Pixie Hazard’s armoury below deck, a mysterious black box sitting forgotten on Eniella’s workbench came alive with a dull hum.

The End

About The Author

Make no mistake gentlemen, the time traveling space cat known as Lieutenant Archibald Bradford (Pronounced left-ten-ant like the British say it, because it sounds more dignified) loves to write smutty books. But unlike all the other deviant housecats out there, he likes his books to have interesting characters…

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Other Books By The Lieutenant

The Heartstone Saga

Book 1 - Empath Rising

Book 2 - Legacy of the Valkyrie

Book 3 - Home of Consequence

Book 4 - Dark Empathy

*Book 5 - Light of the Aegis

*Erotic Collection - Amorous Interlude

Pixie Hazard

Book 1 - Junker’s Paradise

*Book 2 - Scion’s Son

*Book 3 - Danger Close

*coming soon...ish