The Long Dark Billy Farmer (romantic novels in english .txt) 📖

attack is the only scenario I can think of that could do the damage we are seeing. I have racked my brain trying to come up with an alternative, but I simply cannot. Everything I see leads me to that conclusion.”

“A what?”

"I knew you would react this way," he said, rolling his eyes and flailing his arms towards the sky like a thirteen-year-old girl who had her cell phone taken away. "I suppose you think I am crazy like everybody else."

“I’m not making fun of you, Avery. I frankly don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about.”

He couldn’t believe I didn’t know what an EMP was. The fact of the matter was, I didn’t. I mean, I had heard of it, yes, but I’d also heard of nuclear fission as well, but I sure as hell didn’t know how to explain it or even casually understand it.

“You do not know?”

Exacerbated, I said, “No. I honestly don’t.”

Shaking his head in disbelief, he said, “EMP stands for Electromagnetic Pulse. It can be man-made or natural. Lightning, for example, is a form of EMP. An example of a man-made EMP would be a high-altitude nuclear explosion--”

I stopped him. I tried hard not to shake my head in disgust, but I failed miserably. "Not been too many lighting strikes here at the Patch lately. That only leaves the other option, right?"

“Can you think of any alternatives?”

“Not at the moment. But I’m just as inclined to believe snow pixies sabotaged our generators because global warming was melting their snow pixie homes as I am of someone nuking us. Besides, even if your theory was reasonable, and I can’t see how it is, we would’ve heard it or seen it.” I paused. I told myself not to say it, but I had too much bundled up frustration not to. “This is just more conspiracy shit. That’s all this is.”

If what I said had bothered him, he didn’t show it. “Depending on the altitude of the detonation, we might not have heard it. Besides, the Northern Lights have been extra vivid lately, which could be a telltale sign of magnetic field perturbation. When the US government detonated Starfish Prime in 1969, the effect X-ray and gamma rays had when interacting with the Earth’s magnetic field produced, to observers on the ground, an effect that looked almost exactly like the Northern Lights. I am not crazy, William. There is evidence here to justify my hypothesis.”

My eyes glazed over thinking about what he said. “I know you believe your… hypothesis. Just like Fox Mulder believed aliens were real. I think you are rationalizing here. This isn’t the X-Files.”

“Well, if you are using the X-Files to prove your point, you realize aliens were proved to be real during the series’ run. Fox ended up being vindicated. Besides, I am clearly able, much to yours and everyone else’s chagrin, to separate reality from fiction. I am dead serious.”

I had to get away from him before I said something I would regret. I breathed deeply before saying, “I’ll take everything you said into consideration. I need to go talk to everyone, and I’m pretty sure I can’t tell them we’ve been nuked.”

Avery was like a dam getting ready to explode if he couldn’t bleed off some of the pressure. “It would not have to be a nuclear blast. An EMP attack could be a ground-based attack. The United States military has working EMP weapons…”

I picked up my by then toasty mitts off the floor. I zipped and buttoned up my parka. I walked to the door and started to pull on the handle when I looked back at Avery and said, “If what you say is true, why are our batteries still working? I don’t want to hear about any of the other shit. Answer that specific question.”

I got the you’re a dumb ass stink eye for that one. Another thing I guess I should’ve known. "An EMP would not destroy our batteries. In fact, an EMP should have the effect of charging our batteries.”

I pulled my hood over my head. “Okay. I gotta go.”

“William,” Avery said, losing the stink eye, “If this was an EMP attack, it had to be in close proximity to damage the phones and smaller electronics.”

I thought about asking him to explain why the attack had to be so close but chose not to because of the potential colloquy I'd have to endure. Instead, I nodded, took a breath, and told Avery to meet at the commons in thirty minutes.

The wind and snow were ferocious. I nearly dropped my lamp when I was assaulted by a particularly strong gust. Visibility was as low as my spirits were. The look on Avery’s face as he made his case didn’t exactly bolster my emotional state. Normally, conspiracy-type things made Avery giddy with delight, but he wasn’t giddy. Hell, he was frightened, and that in of itself was scary to me. I couldn’t make myself buy the EMP nonsense, but I decided not to wall myself off from it should there be evidence to support it.  Sure, an EMP attack was far-fetched as hell, but so was what was happening to us at the Patch.

***

“I was told you would be in here. Why aren’t you over at the commons with everyone else, Sam?”

He pulled at one side of his handlebar mustache before saying, “Son, ‘ere is some pissed off and scared people over ‘ere. ‘At and it’s too damn crowded for my likin, ‘specially with your boy Tit over ‘ere. I got ‘is here heater. I’ll be just fine.”

I exhaled a giant gulp of air. The cloud of frozen particulates clearly showed it was too cold in what essentially was an enclosed, thinly insulated lean-to to be comfortable, and probably too cold to be safe for that matter.

He ignored my show. “Why would they be scared? Not exactly the first time the power has been down.”

“You don’t reckon ‘ese people ain’t got electric watches and tablets? Surely ya don’t thank