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was no help for it. I was obliged to tell him the truth. Between his attachment to Rachel, and his attachment to me, he was sorely puzzled and distressed at the turn things had taken. His opinion, when he expressed it, was given in his usual downright manner, and was agreeably redolent of the most positive philosophy I knowā ā€”the philosophy of the Betteredge school.

ā€œMiss Rachel has her faultsā ā€”Iā€™ve never denied it,ā€ he began. ā€œAnd riding the high horse, now and then, is one of them. She has been trying to ride over youā ā€”and you have put up with it. Lord, Mr. Franklin, donā€™t you know women by this time better than that? You have heard me talk of the late Mrs. Betteredge?ā€

I had heard him talk of the late Mrs. Betteredge pretty oftenā ā€”invariably producing her as his one undeniable example of the inbred frailty and perversity of the other sex. In that capacity he exhibited her now.

ā€œVery well, Mr. Franklin. Now listen to me. Different women have different ways of riding the high horse. The late Mrs. Betteredge took her exercise on that favourite female animal whenever I happened to deny her anything that she had set her heart on. So sure as I came home from my work on these occasions, so sure was my wife to call to me up the kitchen stairs, and to say that, after my brutal treatment of her, she hadnā€™t the heart to cook me my dinner. I put up with it for some timeā ā€”just as you are putting up with it now from Miss Rachel. At last my patience wore out. I went downstairs, and I took Mrs. Betteredgeā ā€”affectionately, you understandā ā€”up in my arms, and carried her, holus-bolus, into the best parlour where she received her company. I said ā€˜Thatā€™s the right place for you, my dear,ā€™ and so went back to the kitchen. I locked myself in, and took off my coat, and turned up my shirtsleeves, and cooked my own dinner. When it was done, I served it up in my best manner, and enjoyed it most heartily. I had my pipe and my drop of grog afterwards; and then I cleared the table, and washed the crockery, and cleaned the knives and forks, and put the things away, and swept up the hearth. When things were as bright and clean again, as bright and clean could be, I opened the door and let Mrs. Betteredge in. ā€˜Iā€™ve had my dinner, my dear,ā€™ I said; ā€˜and I hope you will find that I have left the kitchen all that your fondest wishes can desire.ā€™ For the rest of that womanā€™s life, Mr. Franklin, I never had to cook my dinner again! Moral: You have put up with Miss Rachel in London; donā€™t put up with her in Yorkshire. Come back to the house!ā€

Quite unanswerable! I could only assure my good friend that even his powers of persuasion were, in this case, thrown away on me.

ā€œItā€™s a lovely evening,ā€ I said. ā€œI shall walk to Frizinghall, and stay at the hotel, and you must come tomorrow morning and breakfast with me. I have something to say to you.ā€

Betteredge shook his head gravely.

ā€œI am heartily sorry for this,ā€ he said. ā€œI had hoped, Mr. Franklin, to hear that things were all smooth and pleasant again between you and Miss Rachel. If you must have your own way, sir,ā€ he continued, after a momentā€™s reflection, ā€œthere is no need to go to Frizinghall tonight for a bed. Itā€™s to be had nearer than that. Thereā€™s Hotherstoneā€™s Farm, barely two miles from here. You can hardly object to that on Miss Rachelā€™s account,ā€ the old man added slyly. ā€œHotherstone lives, Mr. Franklin, on his own freehold.ā€

I remembered the place the moment Betteredge mentioned it. The farmhouse stood in a sheltered inland valley, on the banks of the prettiest stream in that part of Yorkshire: and the farmer had a spare bedroom and parlour, which he was accustomed to let to artists, anglers, and tourists in general. A more agreeable place of abode, during my stay in the neighbourhood, I could not have wished to find.

ā€œAre the rooms to let?ā€ I inquired.

ā€œMrs. Hotherstone herself, sir, asked for my good word to recommend the rooms, yesterday.ā€

ā€œIā€™ll take them, Betteredge, with the greatest pleasure.ā€

We went back to the yard, in which I had left my travelling-bag. After putting a stick through the handle, and swinging the bag over his shoulder, Betteredge appeared to relapse into the bewilderment which my sudden appearance had caused, when I surprised him in the beehive chair. He looked incredulously at the house, and then he wheeled about, and looked more incredulously still at me.

ā€œIā€™ve lived a goodish long time in the world,ā€ said this best and dearest of all old servantsā ā€”ā€œbut the like of this, I never did expect to see. There stands the house, and here stands Mr. Franklin Blakeā ā€”and, Damme, if one of them isnā€™t turning his back on the other, and going to sleep in a lodging!ā€

He led the way out, wagging his head and growling ominously. ā€œThereā€™s only one more miracle that can happen,ā€ he said to me, over his shoulder. ā€œThe next thing youā€™ll do, Mr. Franklin, will be to pay me back that seven-and-sixpence you borrowed of me when you were a boy.ā€

This stroke of sarcasm put him in a better humour with himself and with me. We left the house, and passed through the lodge gates. Once clear of the grounds, the duties of hospitality (in Betteredgeā€™s code of morals) ceased, and the privileges of curiosity began.

He dropped back, so as to let me get on a level with him. ā€œFine evening for a walk, Mr. Franklin,ā€ he said, as if we had just accidentally encountered each other at that moment. ā€œSupposing you had gone to the hotel at Frizinghall, sir?ā€

ā€œYes?ā€

ā€œI should have had the honour of breakfasting with you, tomorrow morning.ā€

ā€œCome and breakfast with me at Hotherstoneā€™s Farm, instead.ā€

ā€œMuch obliged to you for your kindness, Mr. Franklin. But it wasnā€™t exactly breakfast that I was driving at. I think

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