Short Fiction H. G. Wells (classic books for 7th graders TXT) đ
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âMy uncle,â said the man with the glass eye, âwas what you might call a hemi-semi-demi millionaire. He was worth about a hundred and twenty thousand. Quite. And he left me all his money.â
I glanced at the shiny sleeve of his coat, and my eye travelled up to the frayed collar.
âEvery penny,â said the man with the glass eye, and I caught the active pupil looking at me with a touch of offence.
âIâve never had any windfalls like that,â I said, trying to speak enviously and propitiate him.
âEven a legacy isnât always a blessing,â he remarked with a sigh, and with an air of philosophical resignation he put the red nose and the wiry moustache into his tankard for a space.
âPerhaps not,â I said.
âHe was an author, you see, and he wrote a lot of books.â
âIndeed!â
âThat was the trouble of it all.â He stared at me with the available eye to see if I grasped his statement, then averted his face a little and produced a toothpick.
âYou see,â he said, smacking his lips after a pause, âit was like this. He was my uncleâ âmy maternal uncle. And he hadâ âwhat shall I call it?â âa weakness for writing edifying literature. Weakness is hardly the wordâ âdownright mania is nearer the mark. Heâd been librarian in a Polytechnic, and as soon as the money came to him he began to indulge his ambition. Itâs a simply extraordinary and incomprehensible thing to me. Here was a man of thirty-seven suddenly dropped into a perfect pile of gold, and he didnât goâ ânot a dayâs bust on it. One would think a chap would go and get himself dressed a bit decentâ âsay a couple of dozen pairs of trousers at a West End tailorâs; but he never did. Youâd hardly believe it, but when he died he hadnât even a gold watch. It seems wrong for people like that to have money. All he did was just to take a house, and order in pretty nearly five tons of books and ink and paper, and set to writing edifying literature as hard as ever he could write. I canât understand it! But he did. The money came to him, curiously enough, through a maternal uncle of his, unexpected like, when he was seven-and-thirty. My mother, it happened, was his only relation in the wide, wide world, except some second cousins of his. And I was her only son. You follow all that? The second cousins had one only son, too, but they brought him to see the old man too soon. He was rather a spoilt youngster, was this son of theirs, and directly he set eyes on my uncle, he began bawling out as hard as he could. âTake âim awayâ âer,â he says, âtake âim away,â and so did for himself entirely. It was pretty straight sailing, youâd think, for me, eh? And my mother, being a sensible, careful woman, settled the business in her own mind long before he did.
âHe was a curious little chap, was my uncle, as I remember him. I donât wonder at the kid being scared. Hair, just like these Japanese dolls they sell, black and straight and stiff all round the brim and none in the middle, and below, a whitish kind of face and rather large dark grey eyes moving about behind his spectacles. He used to attach a great deal of importance to dress, and always wore a flapping overcoat and a big-brimmed felt hat of a most extraordinary size. He looked a rummy little beggar, I can tell you. Indoors it was, as a rule, a dirty red flannel dressing-gown and a black skullcap he had. That black skullcap made him look like the portraits of all kinds of celebrated people. He was always moving about from house to house, was my uncle, with his chair which had belonged to Savage Landor, and his two writing-tables, one of Carlyleâs and the other of Shelleyâs, so the dealer told him, and the completest portable reference library in England, he said he hadâ âand he lugged the whole caravan, now to a house at Down, near Darwinâs old place, then to Reigate, near Meredith, then off to Haslemere, then back to Chelsea for a bit, and then up to Hampstead. He knew there was something wrong with his stuff, but he never knew there was anything wrong with his brains. It was always the air, or the water, or the altitude, or some tommyrot like that. âSo much depends on environment,â he used to say, and stare at you hard, as if he half suspected you were hiding a grin at him somewhere under your face. âSo much depends on environment to a sensitive mind like mine.â
âWhat was his name? You wouldnât know it if I told you. He wrote nothing that anyone has ever readâ ânothing. No one could read it. He wanted to be a great teacher, he said, and he didnât know what he wanted to teach any more than a child. So he just blethered at large about Truth and Righteousness, and the Spirit of History, and all that. Book after book he wrote and published at his own expense. He wasnât quite right in his head, you know, really; and to hear him go on at the criticsâ ânot because they slated him, mind youâ âhe liked thatâ âbut because they didnât take any notice of him at all. âWhat do the nations want?â he would ask, holding
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