An Ideal Husband Oscar Wilde (pride and prejudice read TXT) š
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Goring
Laughing. You must excuse me, Lady Chiltern. It wonāt occur again, if I can help it.
Lady Chiltern
But I like you to be serious.
Enter Mabel Chiltern, in the most ravishing frock.
Mabel Chiltern
Dear Gertrude, donāt say such a dreadful thing to Lord Goring. Seriousness would be very unbecoming to him. Good afternoon Lord Goring! Pray be as trivial as you can.
Lord Goring
I should like to, Miss Mabel, but I am afraid I amā āā ā¦ a little out of practice this morning; and besides, I have to be going now.
Mabel Chiltern
Just when I have come in! What dreadful manners you have! I am sure you were very badly brought up.
Lord Goring
I was.
Mabel Chiltern
I wish I had brought you up!
Lord Goring
I am so sorry you didnāt.
Mabel Chiltern
It is too late now, I suppose?
Lord Goring
Smiling. I am not so sure.
Mabel Chiltern
Will you ride tomorrow morning?
Lord Goring
Yes, at ten.
Mabel Chiltern
Donāt forget.
Lord Goring
Of course I shanāt. By the way, Lady Chiltern, there is no list of your guests in The Morning Post of today. It has apparently been crowded out by the County Council, or the Lambeth Conference, or something equally boring. Could you let me have a list? I have a particular reason for asking you.
Lady Chiltern
I am sure Mr. Trafford will be able to give you one.
Lord Goring
Thanks, so much.
Mabel Chiltern
Tommy is the most useful person in London.
Lord Goring
Turning to her. And who is the most ornamental?
Mabel Chiltern
Triumphantly. I am.
Lord Goring
How clever of you to guess it! Takes up his hat and cane. Goodbye, Lady Chiltern! You will remember what I said to you, wonāt you?
Lady Chiltern
Yes; but I donāt know why you said it to me.
Lord Goring
I hardly know myself. Goodbye, Miss Mabel!
Mabel Chiltern
With a little moue of disappointment. I wish you were not going. I have had four wonderful adventures this morning; four and a half, in fact. You might stop and listen to some of them.
Lord Goring
How very selfish of you to have four and a half! There wonāt be any left for me.
Mabel Chiltern
I donāt want you to have any. They would not be good for you.
Lord Goring
That is the first unkind thing you have ever said to me. How charmingly you said it! Ten tomorrow.
Mabel Chiltern
Sharp.
Lord Goring
Quite sharp. But donāt bring Mr. Trafford.
Mabel Chiltern
With a little toss of the head. Of course I shanāt bring Tommy Trafford. Tommy Trafford is in great disgrace.
Lord Goring
I am delighted to hear it. Bows and goes out.
Mabel Chiltern
Gertrude, I wish you would speak to Tommy Trafford.
Lady Chiltern
What has poor Mr. Trafford done this time? Robert says he is the best secretary he has ever had.
Mabel Chiltern
Well, Tommy has proposed to me again. Tommy really does nothing but propose to me. He proposed to me last night in the music room, when I was quite unprotected, as there was an elaborate trio going on. I didnāt dare to make the smallest repartee, I need hardly tell you. If I had, it would have stopped the music at once. Musical people are so absurdly unreasonable. They always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to be absolutely deaf. Then he proposed to me in broad daylight this morning, in front of that dreadful statue of Achilles. Really, the things that go on in front of that work of art are quite appalling. The police should interfere. At luncheon I saw by the glare in his eye that he was going to propose again, and I just managed to check him in time by assuring him that I was a bimetallist. Fortunately I donāt know what bimetallism means. And I donāt believe anybody else does either. But the observation crushed Tommy for ten minutes. He looked quite shocked. And then Tommy is so annoying in the way he proposes. If he proposed at the top of his voice, I should not mind so much. That might produce some effect on the public. But he does it in a horrid confidential way. When Tommy wants to be romantic he talks to one just like a doctor. I am very fond of Tommy, but his methods of proposing are quite out of date. I wish, Gertrude, you would speak to him, and tell him that once a week is quite often enough to propose to anyone, and that it should always be done in a manner that attracts some attention.
Lady Chiltern
Dear Mabel, donāt talk like that. Besides, Robert thinks very highly of Mr. Trafford. He believes he has a brilliant future before him.
Mabel Chiltern
Oh! I wouldnāt marry a man with a future before him for anything under the sun.
Lady Chiltern
Mabel!
Mabel Chiltern
I know, dear. You married a man with a future, didnāt you? But then Robert was a genius, and you have a noble, self-sacrificing character. You can stand geniuses. I have no character at all, and Robert is the only genius I could ever bear. As a rule, I think they are quite impossible. Geniuses talk so much, donāt they? Such a bad habit! And they are always thinking about themselves, when I want them to be thinking about me. I must go round now and rehearse at Lady Basildonās. You remember, we are having tableaux, donāt you? The Triumph of something, I donāt know what! I hope it will be triumph of me. Only triumph I am really interested in at present. Kisses Lady Chiltern and goes out; then comes running back. Oh, Gertrude, do you know who is coming to see you? That dreadful Mrs. Cheveley, in a most lovely gown. Did you ask her?
Lady Chiltern
Rising. Mrs. Cheveley! Coming to see me? Impossible!
Mabel Chiltern
I assure you she is coming upstairs, as large as life and not nearly so natural.
Lady Chiltern
You need not wait, Mabel. Remember,
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