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How strange life is!
To think of all these people so eager and anxious to catch the steamer, and some of them running to catch it, and so fearful that they might miss itâ âthe morning of a steamboat accident. And the captain blowing his whistle, and warning them so severely that he would leave them behindâ âleave them out of the accident! And everybody crowding so eagerly to be in the accident.
Perhaps life is like that all through.
Strangest of all to think, in a case like this, of the people who were left behind, or in some way or other prevented from going, and always afterwards told of how they had escaped being on board the Mariposa Belle that day!
Some of the instances were certainly extraordinary. Nivens, the lawyer, escaped from being there merely by the fact that he was away in the city.
Towers, the tailor, only escaped owing to the fact that, not intending to go on the excursion he had stayed in bed till eight oâclock and so had not gone. He narrated afterwards that waking up that morning at half past five, he had thought of the excursion and for some unaccountable reason had felt glad that he was not going.
The case of Yodel, the auctioneer, was even more inscrutable. He had been to the Oddfellowsâ excursion on the train the week before and to the Conservative picnic the week before that, and had decided not to go on this trip. In fact, he had not the least intention of going. He narrated afterwards how the night before someone had stopped him on the corner of Nippewa and Tecumseh Streets (he indicated the very spot) and asked: âAre you going to take in the excursion tomorrow?â and he had said, just as simply as he was talking when narrating it: âNo.â And ten minutes after that, at the corner of Dalhousie and Brock Streets (he offered to lead a party of verification to the precise place) somebody else had stopped him and asked: âWell, are you going on the steamer trip tomorrow?â Again he had answered: âNo,â apparently almost in the same tone as before.
He said afterwards that when he heard the rumour of the accident it seemed like the finger of Providence, and fell on his knees in thankfulness.
There was the similar case of Morison (I mean the one in Gloverâs hardware store that married one of the Thompsons). He said afterwards that he had read so much in the papers about accidents latelyâ âmining accidents, and aeroplanes and gasolineâ âthat he had grown nervous. The night before his wife had asked him at supper: âAre you going on the excursion?â He had answered: âNo, I donât think I feel like it,â and had added: âPerhaps your mother might like to go.â And the next evening just at dusk, when the news ran through the town, he said the first thought that flashed through his head was: âMrs. Thompsonâs on that boat.â
He told this right as I say itâ âwithout the least doubt or confusion. He never for a moment imagined she was on the Lusitania or the Olympic or any other boat. He knew she was on this one. He said you could have knocked him down where he stood. But no one had. Not even when he got halfway downâ âon his knees, and it would have been easier still to knock him down or kick him. People do miss a lot of chances.
Still, as I say, neither Yodel nor Morison nor anyone thought about there being an accident until just after sundown when theyâ â
Well, have you ever heard the long booming whistle of a steamboat two miles out on the lake in the dusk, and while you listen and count and wonder, seen the crimson rockets going up against the sky and then heard the fire bell ringing right there beside you in the town, and seen the people running to the town wharf?
Thatâs what the people of Mariposa saw and felt that summer evening as they watched the Mackinaw lifeboat go plunging out into the lake with seven sweeps to a side and the foam clear to the gunwale with the lifting stroke of fourteen men!
But, dear me, I am afraid that this is no way to tell a story. I suppose the true art would have been to have said nothing about the accident till it happened. But when you write about Mariposa, or hear of it, if you know the place, itâs all so vivid and real that a thing like the contrast between the excursion crowd in the morning and the scene at night leaps into your mind and you must think of it.
But never mind about the accidentâ âlet us turn back again to the morning.
The boat was due to leave at seven. There was no doubt about the hourâ ânot only seven, but seven sharp. The notice in the Newspacket said: âThe boat will leave sharp at seven;â and the advertising posters on the telegraph poles on Missinaba Street that began âHo, for Indianâs Island!â ended up with the words: âBoat leaves at seven sharp.â There was a big notice on the wharf that said: âBoat leaves sharp on time.â
So at seven, right on the hour, the whistle blew loud and long, and then at seven fifteen three short peremptory blasts, and at seven thirty one quick angry callâ âjust oneâ âand very soon after that they cast off the last of the ropes and the Mariposa Belle sailed off in her cloud of flags, and the band of the Knights of Pythias, timing it to a nicety, broke into the âMaple Leaf Forever!â
I suppose that all excursions when they start are much the same. Anyway, on the Mariposa Belle everybody went running up and down all over the boat with deck chairs and camp stools and baskets, and found places, splendid places to sit, and then got scared that there might be better ones and chased
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