A Tale of Two Cities Charles Dickens (the little red hen read aloud .txt) đ
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Cramped in all kinds of dim cupboards and hutches at Tellsonâs, the oldest of men carried on the business gravely. When they took a young man into Tellsonâs London house, they hid him somewhere till he was old. They kept him in a dark place, like a cheese, until he had the full Tellson flavour and blue-mould upon him. Then only was he permitted to be seen, spectacularly poring over large books, and casting his breeches and gaiters into the general weight of the establishment.
Outside Tellsonâsâ ânever by any means in it, unless called inâ âwas an odd-job-man, an occasional porter and messenger, who served as the live sign of the house. He was never absent during business hours, unless upon an errand, and then he was represented by his son: a grisly urchin of twelve, who was his express image. People understood that Tellsonâs, in a stately way, tolerated the odd-job-man. The house had always tolerated some person in that capacity, and time and tide had drifted this person to the post. His surname was Cruncher, and on the youthful occasion of his renouncing by proxy the works of darkness, in the easterly parish church of Hounsditch, he had received the added appellation of Jerry.
The scene was Mr. Cruncherâs private lodging in Hanging-sword-alley, Whitefriars: the time, half-past seven of the clock on a windy March morning, Anno Domini seventeen hundred and eighty. (Mr. Cruncher himself always spoke of the year of our Lord as Anna Dominoes: apparently under the impression that the Christian era dated from the invention of a popular game, by a lady who had bestowed her name upon it.)
Mr. Cruncherâs apartments were not in a savoury neighbourhood, and were but two in number, even if a closet with a single pane of glass in it might be counted as one. But they were very decently kept. Early as it was, on the windy March morning, the room in which he lay abed was already scrubbed throughout; and between the cups and saucers arranged for breakfast, and the lumbering deal table, a very clean white cloth was spread.
Mr. Cruncher reposed under a patchwork counterpane, like a Harlequin at home. At first, he slept heavily, but, by degrees, began to roll and surge in bed, until he rose above the surface, with his spiky hair looking as if it must tear the sheets to ribbons. At which juncture, he exclaimed, in a voice of dire exasperation:
âBust me, if she ainât at it agin!â
A woman of orderly and industrious appearance rose from her knees in a corner, with sufficient haste and trepidation to show that she was the person referred to.
âWhat!â said Mr. Cruncher, looking out of bed for a boot. âYouâre at it agin, are you?â
After hailing the morn with this second salutation, he threw a boot at the woman as a third. It was a very muddy boot, and may introduce the odd circumstance connected with Mr. Cruncherâs domestic economy, that, whereas he often came home after banking hours with clean boots, he often got up next morning to find the same boots covered with clay.
âWhat,â said Mr. Cruncher, varying his apostrophe after missing his markâ ââwhat are you up to, Aggerawayter?â
âI was only saying my prayers.â
âSaying your prayers! Youâre a nice woman! What do you mean by flopping yourself down and praying agin me?â
âI was not praying against you; I was praying for you.â
âYou werenât. And if you were, I wonât be took the liberty with. Here! your motherâs a nice woman, young Jerry, going a praying agin your fatherâs prosperity. Youâve got a dutiful mother, you have, my son. Youâve got a religious mother, you have, my boy: going and flopping herself down, and praying that the bread-and-butter may be snatched out of the mouth of her only child.â
Master Cruncher (who was in his shirt) took this very ill, and, turning to his mother, strongly deprecated any praying away of his personal board.
âAnd what do you suppose, you conceited female,â said Mr. Cruncher, with unconscious inconsistency, âthat the worth of your prayers may be? Name the price that you put your prayers at!â
âThey only come from the heart, Jerry. They are worth no more than that.â
âWorth no more than that,â repeated Mr. Cruncher. âThey ainât worth much, then. Whether or no, I wonât be prayed agin, I tell you. I canât afford it. Iâm not a going to be made unlucky by your sneaking. If you must go flopping yourself down, flop in favour of your husband and child, and not in opposition to âem. If I had had any but a unnatâral wife, and this poor boy had had any but a unnatâral mother, I might have made some money last week instead of being counter-prayed and countermined and religiously circumwented into
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