The Haunted Bookshop by Christopher Morley (top non fiction books of all time txt) 📖

well, and the smell of his trousers did not seem at all hostile. So he contented himself with a small grumbling of protest. He was an Irish terrier, but there was nothing Sinn Fein about him.

Aubrey dropped to the floor, and patted the dog, thanking his good fortune. He glanced about the cellar as though expecting to find some lurking horror. Nothing more appalling than several cases of beer bottles met his eyes. He started quietly to go up the cellar stairs, and Bock, evidently consumed with legitimate curiosity, kept at his heels.

“Look here,” thought Aubrey. “I don’t want the dog following me all through the house. If I touch anything he’ll probably take a hunk out of my shin.”

He unlocked the door into the yard, and Bock obeying the Irish terrier’s natural impulse to get into the open air, ran outside. Aubrey quickly closed the door again. Bock’s face appeared at the broken window, looking in with so quaint an expression of indignant surprise that Aubrey almost laughed. “There, old man,” he said, “it’s all right. I’m just going to look around a bit.”

He ascended the stairs on tiptoe and found himself in the kitchen. All was quiet. An alarm clock ticked with a stumbling, headlong hurry. Pots of geraniums stood on the window sill. The range, with its lids off and the fire carefully nourished, radiated a mild warmth. Through a dark little pantry he entered the dining room. Still no sign of anything amiss. A pot of white heather stood on the table, and a corncob pipe lay on the sideboard. “This is the most innocent-looking kidnapper’s den I ever heard of,” he thought. “Any moving-picture director would be ashamed not to provide a better stage-set.”

At that instant he heard footsteps overhead. Curiously soft, muffled footsteps. Instantly he was on the alert. Now he would know the worst.

A window upstairs was thrown open. “Bock, what are you doing in the yard?” floated a voice—a very clear, imperious voice that somehow made him think of the thin ringing of a fine glass tumbler. It was Titania.

He stood aghast. Then he heard a door open, and steps on the stair. Merciful heaven, the girl must not find him here. What WOULD she think? He skipped back into the pantry, and shrank into a corner. He heard the footfalls reach the bottom of the stairs. There was a door into the kitchen from the central hall: it was not necessary for her to pass through the pantry, he thought. He heard her enter the kitchen.

In his anxiety he crouched down beneath the sink, and his foot, bent beneath him, touched a large tin tray leaning against the wall. It fell over with a terrible clang.

“Bock!” said Titania sharply, “what are you doing?”

Aubrey was wondering miserably whether he ought to counterfeit a bark, but it was too late to do anything. The pantry door opened, and Titania looked in.

They gazed at each other for several seconds in mutual horror. Even in his abasement, crouching under a shelf in the corner, Aubrey’s stricken senses told him that he had never seen so fair a spectacle. Titania wore a blue kimono and a curious fragile lacy bonnet which he did not understand. Her dark, gold-spangled hair came down in two thick braids across her shoulders. Her blue eyes were very much alive with amazement and alarm which rapidly changed into anger.

“Mr. Gilbert!” she cried. For an instant he thought she was going to laugh. Then a new expression came into her face. Without another word she turned and fled. He heard her run upstairs. A door banged, and was locked. A window was hastily closed. Again all was silent.

Stupefied with chagrin, he rose from his cramped position. What on earth was he to do? How could he explain? He stood by the pantry sink in painful indecision. Should he slink out of the house? No, he couldn’t do that without attempting to explain. And he was still convinced that some strange peril hung about this place. He must put Titania on her guard, no matter how embarrassing it proved. If only she hadn’t been wearing a kimono—how much easier it would have been.

He stepped out into the hall, and stood at the bottom of the stairs in the throes of doubt. After waiting some time in silence he cleared the huskiness from his throat and called out:

“Miss Chapman!”

There was no answer, but he heard light, rapid movements above.

“Miss Chapman!” he called again.

He heard the door opened, and clear words edged with frost came downward. This time he thought of a thin tumbler with ice in it.

“Mr. Gilbert!”

“Yes?” he said miserably.

“Will you please call me a taxi?”

Something in the calm, mandatory tone nettled him. After all, he had acted in pure good faith.

“With pleasure,” he said, “but not until I have told you something. It’s very important. I beg your pardon most awfully for frightening you, but it’s really very urgent.”

There was a brief silence. Then she said:

“Brooklyn’s a queer place. Wait a few minutes, please.”

Aubrey stood absently fingering the pattern on the wallpaper. He suddenly experienced a great craving for a pipe, but felt that the etiquette of the situation hardly permitted him to smoke.

In a few moments Titania appeared at the head of the stairs in her customary garb. She sat down on the landing. Aubrey felt that everything was as bad as it could possibly be. If he could have seen her face his embarrassment would at least have had some compensation. But the light from a stair window shone behind her, and her features were in shadow. She sat clasping her hands round her knees. The light fell crosswise down the stairway, and he could see only a gleam of brightness upon her ankle. His mind unconsciously followed its beaten paths. “What a corking pose for a silk stocking ad!” he thought. “Wouldn’t it make a stunning full-page layout. I must suggest it to the Ankleshimmer people.”

“Well?” she said. Then she could not refrain from laughter, he looked so hapless. She burst into an engaging trill. “Why don’t you light your pipe?” she said. “You look as doleful as the Kaiser.”

“Miss Chapman,” he said, “I’m afraid you think—I don’t know what you must think. But I broke in here this morning because I— well, I don’t think this is a safe place for you to be.”

“So it seems. That’s why I asked you to get me a taxi.”

“There’s something queer going on round this shop. It’s not right for you to be here alone this way. I was afraid something had happened to you. Of course, I didn’t know you were—were–-”

Faint almond blossoms grew in her cheeks. “I was reading,” she said. “Mr. Mifflin talks so much about reading in bed, I thought I’d try it. They wanted me to go with them to-day but I wouldn’t. You see, if I’m going to be a bookseller I’ve got to catch up with some of this literature that’s been accumulating. After they left I—I—well, I wanted to see if this reading in bed is what it’s cracked up to be.”

“Where has Mifflin gone?” asked Aubrey. “What business has he got to leave you here all alone?”

“I had Bock,” said Titania. “Gracious, Brooklyn on Sunday morning doesn’t seem very perilous to me. If you must know, he and Mrs. Mifflin have gone over to spend the day with father. I was to have gone, too, but I wouldn’t. What business is it of yours? You’re as bad as Morris Finsbury in The Wrong Box. That’s what I was reading when I heard the dog barking.”

Aubrey began to grow nettled. “You seem to think this was a mere impertinence on my part,” he said. “Let me tell you a thing or two.” And he briefly described to her the course of his experiences since leaving the shop on Friday evening, but omitting the fact that he was lodging just across the street.

“There’s something mighty unpalatable going on,” he said. “At first I thought Mifflin was the goat. I thought it might be some frame-up for swiping valuable books from his shop. But when I saw Weintraub come in here with his own latchkey, I got wise. He and Mifflin are in cahoots, that’s what. I don’t know what they’re pulling off, but I don’t like the looks of it. You say Mifflin has gone out to see your father? I bet that’s just camouflage, to stall you. I’ve got a great mind to ring Mr. Chapman up and tell him he ought to get you out of here.”

“I won’t hear a word said against Mr. Mifflin,” said Titania angrily. “He’s one of my father’s oldest friends. What would Mr. Mifflin say if he knew you had been breaking into his house and frightening me half to death? I’m sorry you got that knock on the head, because it seems that’s your weak spot. I’m quite able to take care of myself, thank you. This isn’t a movie.”

“Well, how do you explain the actions of this man Weintraub?” said Aubrey. “Do you like to have a man popping in and out of the shop at all hours of the night, stealing books?”

“I don’t have to explain it at all,” said Titania. “I think it’s up to you to do the explaining. Weintraub is a harmless old thing and he keeps delicious chocolates that cost only half as much as what you get on Fifth Avenue. Mr. Mifflin told me that he’s a very good customer. Perhaps his business won’t let him read in the daytime, and he comes in here late at night to borrow books. He probably reads in bed.”

“I don’t think anybody who talks German round back alleys at night is a harmless old thing,” said Aubrey. “I tell you, your Haunted Bookshop is haunted by something worse than the ghost of Thomas Carlyle. Let me show you something.” He pulled the book cover out of his pocket, and pointed to the annotations in it.

“That’s Mifflin’s handwriting,” said Titania, pointing to the upper row of figures. “He puts notes like that in all his favourite books. They refer to pages where he has found interesting things.”

“Yes, and that’s Weintraub’s,” said Aubrey, indicating the numbers in violet ink. “If that isn’t a proof of their complicity, I’d like to know what is. If that Cromwell book is here, I’d like to have a look at it.”

They went into the shop. Titania preceded him down the musty aisle, and it made Aubrey angry to see the obstinate assurance of her small shoulders. He was horribly tempted to seize her and shake her. It annoyed him to see her bright, unconscious girlhood in that dingy vault of books. “She’s as out of place here as—as a Packard ad in the Liberator” he said to himself.

They stood in the History alcove. “Here it is,” she said. “No, it isn’t—that’s the History of Frederick the Great.”

There was a two-inch gap in the shelf. Cromwell was gone.

“Probably Mr. Mifflin has it somewhere around,” said Titania. “It was there last night.”

“Probably nothing,” said Aubrey. “I tell you, Weintraub came in and took it. I saw him. Look here, if you really want to know what I think, I’ll tell you. The War’s not over by a long sight. Weintraub’s a German. Carlyle was pro-German—I remember that much from college. I believe your friend Mifflin is pro-German, too. I’ve heard some of his talk!”

Titania faced him with cheeks aflame.

“That’ll do for you!” she cried. “Next thing I suppose you’ll say Daddy’s pro-German, and me, too! I’d like to see you say that to Mr. Mifflin himself.”

“I will, don’t worry,” said