Adventures of Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain (good book club books .TXT) đ
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CHAPTER XIX.
TWO or three days and nights went by; I reckon I might say they swum by, they slid along so quiet and smooth and lovely. Here is the way we put in the time. It was a monstrous big river down thereâsometimes a mile and a half wide; we run nights, and laid up and hid daytimes; soon as night was most gone we stopped navigating and tied upânearly always in the dead water under a towhead; and then cut young cottonwoods and willows, and hid the raft with them. Then we set out the lines. Next we slid into the river and had a swim, so as to freshen up and cool off; then we set down on the sandy bottom where the water was about knee deep, and watched the daylight come. Not a sound anywheresâperfectly stillâjust like the whole world was asleep, only sometimes the bullfrogs a-cluttering, maybe. The first thing to see, looking away over the water, was a kind of dull lineâthat was the woods on tâother side; you couldnât make nothing else out; then a pale place in the sky; then more paleness spreading around; then the river softened up away off, and warnât black any more, but gray; you could see little dark spots drifting along ever so far awayâtrading scows, and such things; and long black streaksârafts; sometimes you could hear a sweep screaking; or jumbled up voices, it was so still, and sounds come so far; and by and by you could see a streak on the water which you know by the look of the streak that thereâs a snag there in a swift current which breaks on it and makes that streak look that way; and you see the mist curl up off of the water, and the east reddens up, and the river, and you make out a log-cabin in the edge of the woods, away on the bank on tâother side of the river, being a woodyard, likely, and piled by them cheats so you can throw a dog through it anywheres; then the nice breeze springs up, and comes fanning you from over there, so cool and fresh and sweet to smell on account of the woods and the flowers; but sometimes not that way, because theyâve left dead fish laying around, gars and such, and they do get pretty rank; and next youâve got the full day, and everything smiling in the sun, and the song-birds just going it!
A little smoke couldnât be noticed now, so we would take some fish off of the lines and cook up a hot breakfast. And afterwards we would watch the lonesomeness of the river, and kind of lazy along, and by and by lazy off to sleep. Wake up by and by, and look to see what done it, and maybe see a steamboat coughing along up-stream, so far off towards the other side you couldnât tell nothing about her only whether she was a stern-wheel or side-wheel; then for about an hour there wouldnât be nothing to hear nor nothing to seeâjust solid lonesomeness. Next youâd see a raft sliding by, away off yonder, and maybe a galoot on it chopping, because theyâre most always doing it on a raft; youâd see the axe flash and come downâyou donât hear nothing; you see that axe go up again, and by the time itâs above the manâs head then you hear the kâchunk!âit had took all that time to come over the water. So we would put in the day, lazying around, listening to the stillness. Once there was a thick fog, and the rafts and things that went by was beating tin pans so the steamboats wouldnât run over them. A scow or a raft went by so close we could hear them talking and cussing and laughingâheard them plain; but we couldnât see no sign of them; it made you feel crawly; it was like spirits carrying on that way in the air. Jim said he believed it was spirits; but I says:
âNo; spirits wouldnât say, âDern the dern fog.ââ
Soon as it was night out we shoved; when we got her out to about the middle we let her alone, and let her float wherever the current wanted her to; then we lit the pipes, and dangled our legs in the water, and talked about all kinds of thingsâwe was always naked, day and night, whenever the mosquitoes would let usâthe new clothes Buckâs folks made for me was too good to be comfortable, and besides I didnât go much on clothes, nohow.
Sometimes weâd have that whole river all to ourselves for the longest time. Yonder was the banks and the islands, across the water; and maybe a sparkâwhich was a candle in a cabin window; and sometimes on the water you could see a spark or twoâon a raft or a scow, you know; and maybe you could hear a fiddle or a song coming over from one of them crafts. Itâs lovely to live on a raft. We had the sky up there, all speckled with stars, and we used to lay on our backs and look up at them, and discuss about whether they was made or only just happened. Jim he allowed they was made, but I allowed they happened; I judged it would have took too long to make so many. Jim said the moon could a laid them; well, that looked kind of reasonable, so I didnât say nothing against it, because Iâve seen a frog lay most as many, so of course it could be done. We used to watch the stars that fell, too, and see them streak down. Jim allowed theyâd got spoiled and was hove out of the nest.
Once or twice of a night we would see a steamboat slipping along in the dark, and now and then she would belch a whole world of sparks up out of her chimbleys, and they would rain down in the river and look awful pretty; then she would turn a corner and her lights would wink out and her powwow shut off and leave the river still again; and by and by her waves would get to us, a long time after she was gone, and joggle the raft a bit, and after that you wouldnât hear nothing for you couldnât tell how long, except maybe frogs or something.
After midnight the people on shore went to bed, and then for two or three hours the shores was blackâno more sparks in the cabin windows. These sparks was our clockâthe first one that showed again meant morning was coming, so we hunted a place to hide and tie up right away.
One morning about daybreak I found a canoe and crossed over a chute to the main shoreâit was only two hundred yardsâand paddled about a mile up a crick amongst the cypress woods, to see if I couldnât get some berries. Just as I was passing a place where a kind of a cowpath crossed the crick, here comes a couple of men tearing up the path as tight as they could foot it. I thought I was a goner, for whenever anybody was after anybody I judged it was meâor maybe Jim. I was about to dig out from there in a hurry, but they was pretty close to me then, and sung out and begged me to save their livesâsaid they hadnât been doing nothing, and was being chased for itâsaid there was men and dogs a-coming. They wanted to jump right in, but I says:
âDonât you do it. I donât hear the dogs and horses yet; youâve got time to crowd through the brush and get up the crick a little ways; then you take to the water and wade down to me and get inâthatâll throw the dogs off the scent.â
They done it, and soon as they was aboard I lit out for our towhead, and in about five or ten minutes we heard the dogs and the men away off, shouting. We heard them come along towards the crick, but couldnât see them; they seemed to stop and fool around a while; then, as we got further and further away all the time, we couldnât hardly hear them at all; by the time we had left a mile of woods behind us and struck the river, everything was quiet, and we paddled over to the towhead and hid in the cottonwoods and was safe.
One of these fellows was about seventy or upwards, and had a bald head and very gray whiskers. He had an old battered-up slouch hat on, and a greasy blue woollen shirt, and ragged old blue jeans britches stuffed into his boot-tops, and home-knit gallusesâno, he only had one. He had an old long-tailed blue jeans coat with slick brass buttons flung over his arm, and both of them had big, fat, ratty-looking carpet-bags.
The other fellow was about thirty, and dressed about as ornery. After breakfast we all laid off and talked, and the first thing that come out was that these chaps didnât know one another.
âWhat got you into trouble?â says the baldhead to tâother chap.
âWell, Iâd been selling an article to take the tartar off the teethâand it does take it off, too, and generly the enamel along with itâbut I stayed about one night longer than I ought to, and was just in the act of sliding out when I ran across you on the trail this side of town, and you told me they were coming, and begged me to help you to get off. So I told you I was expecting trouble myself, and would scatter out with you. Thatâs the whole yarnâwhatâs yourn?
âWell, Iâd ben a-runningâ a little temperance revival thar âbout a week, and was the pet of the women folks, big and little, for I was makinâ it mighty warm for the rummies, I tell you, and takinâ as much as five or six dollars a nightâten cents a head, children and niggers freeâand business a-growinâ all the time, when somehow or another a little report got around last night that I had a way of puttinâ in my time with a private jug on the sly. A nigger rousted me out this morninâ, and told me the people was getherinâ on the quiet with their dogs and horses, and theyâd be along pretty soon and give me âbout half an hourâs start, and then run me down if they could; and if they got me theyâd tar and feather me and ride me on a rail, sure. I didnât wait for no breakfastâI warnât hungry.â
âOld man,â said the young one, âI reckon we might double-team it together; what do you think?â
âI ainât undisposed. Whatâs your lineâmainly?â
âJour printer by trade; do a little in patent medicines; theater-actorâtragedy, you know; take a turn to mesmerism and phrenology when thereâs a chance; teach singing-geography school for a change; sling a lecture sometimesâoh, I do lots of thingsâmost anything that comes handy, so it ainât work. Whatâs your lay?â
âIâve done considerble in the doctoring way in my time. Layinâ on oâ hands is my best holtâfor cancer and paralysis, and sich things; and I kân tell a fortune pretty good when Iâve got somebody along to find out the facts for me. Preachinâs my line, too, and workinâ camp-meetinâs, and missionaryinâ around.â
Nobody never said anything for a while; then the young man hove a sigh and says:
âAlas!â
âWhat âre you alassinâ about?â says the bald-head.
âTo think I should have lived to be leading such a life, and be degraded down into such company.â And he begun to wipe the corner of his eye with a rag.
âDern your skin, ainât the company good enough for you?â says the baldhead, pretty pert and uppish.
âYes, it is good enough for me; itâs as good as
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