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now, Murell prices. Jerking won’t have the least effect on your hold whatever.”

So that was why I’d had so much trouble making a pistol shot out of Tom, and why it would take a special act of God to make one out of his father. And that was why monster-hunters caused so few casualties in barroom shootings around Port Sandor, outside of bystanders and back-bar mirrors. I felt like Newton after he’d figured out why the apple bopped him on the head.

“You mean like this?” I asked innocently, as soon as I had the hairs on the target again, violating everything I held most sacredly true about shooting.

The shell must have passed within inches of the target; it bobbed over flat and the weight pulled it up again into the backwave from the shell and it bobbed like crazy.

“That would have been a dead monster,” Tom said. “Let’s see you do it again.”

I didn’t; the next shot was terrible. Overconfidence. I had one more shot, and I didn’t want to use up another clip of the Javelin’s ammo. They cost like crazy, even if they were Army rejects. The sea current was taking the target farther away every second, but I took my time on the next one, bringing the horizontal hair level with the bottom of the inflated target and traversing quickly, grabbing the trigger as soon as the vertical hair touched it. There was a waterspout, and the target shot straight up for fifty feet; the shell must have exploded directly under it. There was a sound of cheering from the intercom. Tom asked if I wanted to fire another clip. I told him I thought I had the hang of it now, and screwed a swab onto the ramrod and opened the breech to clean the gun.

Joe Kivelson grinned at me when I went up to the conning tower.

“That wasn’t bad, Walt,” he said. “You never manned a 50 mm before, did you?”

“No, and it’s all backward from anything I ever learned about shooting,” I said. “Now, suppose I get a shot at a monster; where do I try to hit him?”

“Here, I’ll show you.” He got a block of lucite, a foot square on the end by two and a half feet long, out of a closet under the chart table. In it was a little figure of a Jarvis’s sea-monster; long body tapering to a three-fluked tail, wide horizontal flippers like the wings of an old pre-contragravity aircraft, and a long neck with a little head and a wide tusked mouth.

“Always get him from in front,” he said. “Aim right here, where his chest makes a kind of V at the base of the neck. A 50 mm will go six or eight feet into him before it explodes, and it’ll explode among his heart and lungs and things. If it goes straight along his body, it’ll open him up and make the cutting-up easier, and it won’t spoil much wax. That’s where I always shoot.”

“Suppose I get a broadside shot?”

“Why, then put your shell right under the flukes at the end of the tail. That’ll turn him and position him for a second shot from in front. But mostly, you’ll get a shot from in front, if the ship’s down near the surface. Monsters will usually try to attack the ship. They attack anything around their own size that they see,” he told me. “But don’t ever make a body shot broadside-to. You’ll kill the monster, but you’ll blow about five thousand sols’ worth of wax to Nifflheim doing it.”

It had been getting dusky while I had been shooting; it was almost full dark now, and the Javelin’s lights were on. We were making close to Mach 3, headed east now, and running away from the remaining daylight.

We began running into squalls of rain, and then rain mixed with wet snow. The underside lights came on, and the lookout below began reporting patches of sea-spaghetti. Finally, the boat was dropped out and went circling away ahead, swinging its light back and forth over the water, and radioing back reports. Spaghetti. Spaghetti with a big school of screwfish working on it. Funnel-mouths working on the screwfish. Finally the speaker gave a shrill whistle.

“Monster ho!” the voice yelled. “About ten points off your port bow. We’re circling over it now.”

“Monster ho!” Kivelson yelled into the intercom, in case anybody hadn’t heard. “All hands to killing stations.” Then he saw me standing there, wondering what was going to happen next. “Well, mister, didn’t you hear me?” he bellowed. “Get to your gun!”

Gee! I thought. I’m one of the crew, now.

“Yes sir!” I grabbed the handrail of the ladder and slid down, then raced aft to the gun turret.

Monster Killing

There was a man in the turret, waiting to help me. He had a clip of five rounds in the gun, the searchlight on, and the viewscreen tuned to the forward pickup. After checking the gun and loading the chamber, I looked in that, and in the distance, lighted by the boat above and the searchlight of the Javelin, I saw a long neck with a little head on the end of it weaving about. We were making straight for it, losing altitude and speed as we went.

Then the neck dipped under the water and a little later reappeared, coming straight for the advancing light. The forward gun went off, shaking the ship with its recoil, and the head ducked under again. There was a spout from the shell behind it.

I took my eyes from the forward screen and looked out the rear window, ready to shove my face into the sight-mask. An instant later, the head and neck reappeared astern of us. I fired, without too much hope of hitting anything, and then the ship was rising and circling.

As soon as I’d fired, the monster had sounded, headfirst. I fired a second shot at his tail, in hope of crippling his steering