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Todayâs queries are likely to be similar to the rest. A teenage girl waves at the announcer and receives the microphone.
âHi, Computron. My question is⊠have you watched anime before?â
[Yes,] Computron vocalizes. [I have viewed the works of the renowned actress Anna May Wong. Doctor Alquist enjoyed her movies as a child.]
âOh, um, not that,â the girl continues. âI meant Japanese animation. Have you ever watched this show called Hyperdimension Warp Record?â
[I have not.]
âOh, okay, I was just thinking that you really looked like one of the characters. But since you havenât, maybe you could give HyperWarp a shot! Itâs really good, you might like it! There are six episodes out so far, and you can watch it onââ
The announcer cuts the girl off, and hands the microphone over to the next querent, who has a question about Doctor Alquistâs research. After answering two more standard queries, Computron returns to his storage room to answer his electronic mail, which consists of queries from elementary school students. He picks up two metal styluses, one in each of his grasping claws, and begins tapping them on the computing unitâs keyboard, one key at a time. Computron explains the difference between a robot and an android to four students, and provides the fifth student with a hyperlink to Daniel Clement Dennett IIIâs writings on consciousness.
As Computron readies himself to enter sleep mode, he recalls the teenage girlâs request that he âgive HyperWarp a shotâ. It is only logical to research the Japanese animation, Hyperdimension Warp Record, in order to address queries from future visitors. The title, when entered into a search engine on the World Wide Web, produces about 957,000 results (0.27 seconds).
Computron manoeuvres the mouse pointer to the third hyperlink, which offers to let him âwatch Hyperdimension Warp Record FULL episodes streaming online high qualityâ. From the still image behind the prominent âplayâ button, the grey boxy figure standing beside the large-eyed, blue-haired human does bear an extremely slight resemblance to Computronâs design. It is only logical to press the âplayâ button on the first episode, in order to familiarize himself with recent discourse about robots in popular culture.
The seriesâ six episodes are each approximately twenty-five minutes long. Between watching the series, viewing the online bulletin boards, and perusing the extensively footnoted fan encyclopedia, Computron does not enter sleep mode for ten hours, thirty-six minutes, two seconds, and twenty milliseconds.
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Hyperdimension Warp Record (è¶ æŹĄć ăŻăŒă ăŹăłăŒă ChĆjigen WÄpu RekĆdo, literal translation: âSuper Dimensional Warp Recordâ) is a Japanese anime series set in space in the far future. The protagonist, Ellison, is an escapee from a supposedly inescapable galactic prison. Joined by a fellow escapee, Cyro (short for Cybernetic Robot), the two make their way across the galaxy to seek revenge. The targets of their revenge are the Seven Sabers of Paradise, who have stolen the hyperdimensional warp unit from Cyroâs creator and caused the death of Ellisonâs entire family.
Episode seven of HyperWarp comes with the revelation that the Second Saber, Ellisonâs identical twin, had murdered their parents before faking her own death. After Cyro and Ellison return to the Kosmogram, the last segment of the episode unfolds without dialogue. There is a slow pan across the spaceshipâs control area, revealing that Ellison has indulged in the human pastime known as âcryingâ before falling asleep in the captainâs chair. His chest binder is stained with blood from the wound on his collarbone. Cyro reaches over, gently using his grabbing claw to loosen Ellisonâs binder, and drapes a blanket over him. An instrumental version of the end theme plays as Cyro gets up from his seat, making his way to the recharging bay at the back of the ship. From the way his footfalls are animated, it is clear that Cyro is trying his best to avoid making any noise as he walks.
The credits play over a zoomed-out shot of the Kosmogram making its way to the next exoplanet, a tiny pinpoint of bright blue in the vast blackness of space.
The preview for the next episode seems to indicate that the episode will focus on the Sabersâ initial attempt to activate the hyperdimensional warp unit. There is no mention of Cyro or Ellison at all.
During the wait for episode eight, Computron discovers a concept called âfanfictionâ.
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While âfanfictionâ is meant to consist of âfan-written stories about characters or settings from an original work of fictionâ, Computron observes that much of the HyperWarp fanfiction bears no resemblance to the actual characters or setting. For instance, the series that claims to be a âspin-off focusing on Powerful!Cyroâ seems to involve Cyro installing many large-calibre guns onto his frame and joining the Space Marines, which does not seem relevant to his quest for revenge or the retrieval of the hyperdimensional warp unit. Similarly, the âhigh school ficâ in which Cyro and Ellison study at Hyperdimension High fails to acknowledge the fact that formal education is reserved for the elite class in the HyperWarp universe.
Most of the fanfiction set within the actual series seems particularly inaccurate. The most recent offender is EllisonsWifeâs âRosemary for Remembranceâ, which fails to acknowledge the fact that Cyro does not have human facial features, and thus cannot âtouch his nose against Ellisonâs hair, breathing in the scent of sandalwood, rosemary and something uniquely himâ before âkissing Ellison passionately, needily, hungrily, his tongue slipping into Ellisonâs mouthâ.
Computron readies his styluses and moves the cursor down to the comment box, prepared to leave anonymous âconstructive criticismâ for EllisonsWife, when he detects a comment with relevant keywords.
bjornruffian:
Okay, Iâve noticed this in several of your fics and I was trying not to be too harsh, but when it got to the kissing scene I couldnât take it anymore. Cyro canât touch his nose against anything, because he doesnât have a nose! Cyro canât slip his tongue into anyoneâs mouth, because he doesnât have a tongue!
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