Extra Nutty Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids Bob Phillips (ereader for textbooks TXT) 📖
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cauliflower.
Cauliflower who?
Cauliflower if you want a date with a daisy.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Denial.
Denial who?
Denial is a river in Egypt.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Esther.
Esther who?
Esther another way to get you to open the door besides knocking?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Felice.
Felice who?
Felice a jolly good fellow…which nobody can deny.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gomez.
Gomez who?
Gomez around with me, buddy.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hertz.
Hertz who?
Hertz me when you won’t let me in.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iowa.
Iowa who?
Iowa lotta money to the IRS.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jackson.
Jackson who?
Jackson is also the son of Jack’s wife.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kumquat.
Kumquat who?
Kumquat-ly while they take you away to the loony farm.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Les.
Les who?
Les go to the party.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mistake.
Mistake who?
Mistake was just put on the barbeque.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ooze.
Ooze who?
Ooze in charge around here?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Paris.
Paris who?
Paris the salt, please!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Quack.
Quack who?
Quack an egg and fry it in the skillet.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Raisin.
Raisin who?
Raisin kids is not easy.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sally.
Sally who?
Sally dance while the music is playing?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tennis.
Tennis who?
Tennis just before eleven.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Undo.
Undo who?
Undo-wear is what I put on first.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Vera.
Vera who?
Vera funny–now open the door!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Waiter.
Waiter who?
Waiter minute while I tie my shoelaces!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yankee.
Yankee who?
Yankee-doodle-do, that’s who!
I HEAR A RAPPING SOUND!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amahl.
Amahl who?
Amahl is where I like to go shopping.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Balls.
Balls who?
Balls well that ends well.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cauliflower.
Cauliflower who?
Cauliflower and I’ll call you crazy.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Disaster.
Disaster who?
Disaster be the worst knock-knock joke I’ve ever heard.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Eliza.
Eliza who?
Eliza lot, so you can’t trust him.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Furs.
Furs who?
Furs you sit down, and then you put on your socks and shoes.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gull.
Gull who?
Gulls like to go shopping at the mall.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hobbit.
Hobbit who?
Hobbit opening the door?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivana.
Ivana who?
Ivana come in! Open the door!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joust.
Joust who?
Joust about time for dinner.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kai.
Kai who?
My Kai flies in the sky on windy days.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lego.
Lego who?
Lego of the door handle.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mississippi.
Mississippi who?
Mississippi is Mr. Ippi’s wife.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nero.
Nero who?
Nero far, you’re still my best friend.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you tired of all these knock-knock jokes?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pasta.
Pasta who?
Pasta peanut butter sandwich, please.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Queen.
Queen who?
Queen up this porch. It’s a mess!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Rice.
Rice who?
Rice up early in the morning.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sam.
Sam who?
Sam enchanted evening…
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tex.
Tex who?
Tex messages can be sent on your cell phone.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Urania.
Urania who?
Urania my parade, and that doesn’t make me happy.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Viper.
Viper who?
Viper the windows. They’re dirty.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
William Tell.
William Tell who?
William, Tell your mother to come to the door.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yoke.
Yoke who?
The yoke’s on you! Ha!
WHO’S HAMMERING ON THE DOOR?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A Mayan.
A Mayan who?
A Mayan the wrong porch, knocking on the wrong door?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Balls.
Balls who?
Balls fair in love and war.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Coconut.
Coconut who?
Coconut is a person who drinks cocoa every chance he gets.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Donahue.
Donahue who?
Donahue want to know who is standing outside knocking on your door?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Eel.
Eel who?
Eel is what your broken bones do when the doctor puts them in a cast.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
France.
France who?
My France and I play ball during recess.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gallop.
Gallop who?
Gallop down some soda pop with me.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you love me?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Izzy.
Izzy who?
Izzy come, izzy go.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Juana.
Juana who?
Juana go for a walk?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kenya.
Kenya who?
Kenya get me a drink? I’m thirsty.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lewis.
Lewis who?
Lewis and Clark were explorers.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Marcus.
Marcus who?
Marcus waiting for you to come out and play.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Newton.
Newton who?
Newton had an apple fall on his head.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive and let live.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pig.
Pig who?
Pig up your stuff and put it away.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Queen.
Queen who?
Sour queen is what I like on potatoes!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Roach.
Roach who?
Roach you a letter. Did you get it?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Salmon.
Salmon who?
Salmon Ella have been married for 50 years.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Therese.
Therese who?
Therese got to be an end to these crazy jokes.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Unaware.
Unaware who?
Unaware is what you don’t answer the door in.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Venda.
Venda who?
Venda knocks keep coming, you’ll open the door.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
You sound like an owl.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule be glad this is almost the last joke.
KNOCK IT OFF!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amish.
Amish who?
Amish you a whole lot.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Burton.
Burton who?
Burton the hand is worth two in the bush.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Chester.
Chester who?
Chester minute! I’m on the telephone.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have any way to stop telling knock-knock jokes?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ellen.
Ellen who?
Ellen you my bicycle if you promise to bring it back.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Foyer.
Foyer who?
Foyer information, it’s Spider-Man.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ghana.
Ghana who?
Ghana keep knocking till you open this door!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hiram.
Hiram who?
Hiram tired of all these silly jokes.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Igor.
Igor who?
Igor to come inside if you ever open the door.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Juicy.
Juicy who?
Juicy the flying saucer?
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