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People from work having access to all her medical records

Refusing to allow your woman to help you

Not eating your woman’s food, no matter how undercooked it is

Pretending like you don’t want to be with her, when she knows you have a connection

Making her feel like an idiot because all of your friends have been laughing at her behind her back

When you don’t side with her, no matter how important the issue

When you sleep with another woman

When you accidentally shoot her, but pretend she was shot with a stray bullet

When a man decides a friend needs space, but your woman thinks differently (It's time for a pressure trigger under the bed)

That's a pretty general list you should follow.

Superheroes

Fifteen Different Superheroes and Scenarios To Keep Your Woman Happy

Superman is the go-to hero for any man. The tights and underwear really maximize the size of your assets. Use this to your advantage. Make sure that tying her up is involved. After all, Superman can’t save the day if the damsel isn’t in distress.

When playing Batman, be sure that the cables you use to rappel from the ceiling are the proper grade. The last thing you need is to fall on your face during a fantasy about being saved from the Riddler.

Spiderman is tricky, but if you play this one right, you can tie her to the bed with webs (look on your favorite kink website for products and instructions). Make sure that you are both clear on the timing of this one. If you’re running behind schedule, make sure you tell her so she’s not suspended naked in the bed with no way of getting out on her own.

Thor is a great superhero and his “hammer” is definitely a sexual innuendo you should use throughout this fantasy.

Now, let’s not count out our darker superheroes. Wolverine has some great characteristics that will send your woman wild. Remember to grow out the beard. Women love the feel of the beard between their legs.

Iron man is popular, but let’s face it, that suit is very difficult to get in and out of. I would use this one sparingly and only when you really fucked up.

Now, the Phantom of the Opera is definitely not a superhero, but for the sake of argument, let’s say that you have a night at the theater with your woman. Your options are to attend and miss the game, or you can dress up as The Phantom of the Opera and put on your own musical show. By this, I mean sex. Don’t actually try to perform theater. By the time you’ve finished having sex, you can still catch the last half of the game.

If you go with The Hulk, make sure your package is big enough to fit the bill. Otherwise, you’re in a huge suit and your dick looks tiny.

Who doesn’t love Captain America? Make sure she salutes you!

Ant-Man isn’t one of my favorites. I’m not sure where the kink is in this one, but it’s worth a try if you’re running out of ideas.

Jason Bourne isn’t a superhero, but being rescued by him is definitely every woman’s fantasy. Stage a hostage situation and come to the rescue.

Again, not a superhero, but Ethan Hunt is super sexy and capable of so many stunts and tricks. However, with the mortality rate around him being so high, I would either stay away from this one, or make sure you plan very carefully.

Thanos, yes, technically he’s a bad guy, but willing to do anything to have ultimate power. Some chicks might really get off on this.

Dr. Strange…That sexy cape floating around behind him as he’s suspended in air. Yes, very similar to Superman, but his powers are so unique, and he can transport you to another dimension. Just saying, it’s pretty cool.

Black Panther is a little weird…I mean, a grown man dressed as a cat is weird, but then again, so is a man in tights. You have to pick your battles. Just make sure no one walks in on you.

Losers Never Win

Things Not To Do When Trying To Win Your Woman Back

Do not offer her a place at your house, and then stick her in the guest room.

If she asks for a drawer, this is not a proposal of marriage. Suck it up and hand her the fucking drawer.

When you start to freak out about the state of your relationship, do not ignore her and then yell at her the next time you see her because she didn’t inform you of her whereabouts.

Stalking her while she’s on a date is considered bad form. Hitting the date will only make matters worse.

Planning to terrorize her to force her into calling you for help will never work and only make you look like a jackass.

If you do have these plans, make sure none of your friends are stupid enough to mention it in front of her.

Be better than the other guys stalking her. Send her flowers before they do. Otherwise, you look lazy and not devoted to the cause.

Don’t assume that she knows you’re there for her. Showing up outside her door every night isn’t enough. She needs to know that you need to protect her as much as she needs your support.

Body Language

How To Successfully Navigate Women’s Questions About Their Bodies

When asked if a pair of jeans makes your woman look fat, there are so many ways to get this wrong. You need to be sure that your answer doesn’t lead to more questions or make her question your answer in any way. The more questions asked, the more you’ll fumble.

Do not make eye contact. Look over her shoulder, but appear to be looking right in her eyes.

Never EVER look at her jeans. There will inevitably be a pause while you look, which will only lead her to believe that you’re really trying to figure out if she looks fat.

Avoiding eye contact all together is also a very bad thing. You must look