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6. A well-played game of Quidditch will also help you feel better, but be prepared for the inevitable heartbreak when it reminds you of the love you just lost.

7. Some take breakups harder than others. Going out and sleeping with another person is never the way to go. This will ensure that you end up alone, unless you have a really forgiving partner. In this case, it is under advisement that others step in and make sure you understand the consequences of your decisions. Here are some ways to achieve the desired results:

A good beating will do wonders for both of you and those that need to let off some anger toward you.

Waterboarding to find out the truth is an acceptable form of both punishment and making sure that you’re telling the entire truth.

In some cases, you need to get your head on straight, and a beating just won’t do it. This is when they step in and force you to run ten miles while completely hungover.

Going to rehab is also an option. If you’ve fucked up enough to lose your woman because you kissed or slept with another woman after going on a bender for days, you need more help than any of your friends can give.

KIdnapped 101

How To Allow Yourself To Be Purposely Kidnapped To Get The Girl

Let’s face it, guys. There’s nothing more embarrassing than having a woman kidnap you, even if you knew it was going to happen all along. If you’ve gotten yourself into this situation, you have to realize that no matter how you try to spin this, you’re not coming out on top.

First, there is no way to explain to your coworkers that you let a woman take a gun from you. Saying that you did it for sex is not an excusable explanation. You will be made fun of, and no matter how sexy she is, no one will understand that you purposely gave up your gun.

That being said, if you’re crazy enough to go on this wild ride, here are a few tips to help you get through it all.

Remember that the woman is most likely smaller than you. She should not be able to overpower you, so you must make this believable to her.

Keep a loose grip on your weapon so it appears that it was easy for her to take your gun.

A good fake sigh when she gets your gun will go a long way. Don’t overplay this. You have to appear to be clueless when handling a weapon.

No matter how much you want to take your gun back, once you do that, the jig is up. There will be no hot sex at the end of this exciting ride.

If she shoves the gun in her purse and walks away, don’t point out that she can’t hold you hostage if she doesn’t even have her gun out. You don’t want to point out how bad she is at kidnapping.

If anyone catches on to what’s happening, do not admit to basically handing her your gun, unless you’re willing to take a good brow beating from fellow workers.

Once you’ve approached the stage where you want to fuck her, it’s necessary that you have some alpha male traits. You can’t take her hard and fast like you want if you look like a pussy. Demand this from her. Shove her up against the wall and tell her how much you want to fuck her. Make it good.

It Was An Accident

The Repercussions Of Accidental Fucking

First, let me point out that accidental fucking is a serious undertaking that only the strongest and bravest of men must attempt. You need to be a smooth talker, but also so hated by this woman that she needs to fuck the hate right out of you. But there are consequences for accidental fucking. First, let’s set up how to properly put yourself in the position to accidentally fuck someone.

Lewd acts, such as jacking off in front of the woman of your choice, is a great way to make her both hate you and desire you at the same time.

Sleeping in the same bed is a must. Setting this up is more difficult than you would think. However, if you live alone or can make an excuse to share the same bed, you’re already halfway there.

Sleeping in the nude is a must. Do not attempt accidental fucking if you have clothes on.

If you build up to this over a few nights, it’ll be even better than if you go for it on the first night.

Morning is the best time to perform an accidental fucking. You have the advantage of morning wood, and waking up wrapped up in each other is a very likely scenario.

Wandering hands will help make this a very real possibility. Don’t be afraid to grab a tit and give it a squeeze. She needs to be in the right mindset.

Your dick needs access. Make sure that she’s not already wearing panties or you’re screwed.

Make sure you tell her how much you hate her and how bad it would be if you fucked.

Rocking against her is a must, and don’t forget the pinching and squeezing. Keeping her in lust is a must.

When you feel yourself slipping through that wet heat, you know you’re almost there. Your dick knows the way to the motherland. Allow him to do as he pleases.

After this insanely hot fucking is over, reassure her that you still hate her. This leaves the door open for future accidental fuckings.

Alright, you’ve accomplished your goal. What’s next?

Be prepared for another accidental fucking. Once you’ve opened that door and both agreed that it was an accident, you’re golden for more opportunities.

Accidental fucking can’t last forever. This turns into hate fucking where you both agree to fuck, but still hate each other when it’s over.

The problem with accidental fucking is that no matter how much you hate each other, you’re very attached to each other