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âBe careful.â I gestured to his fists, then the desk. âYouâve got to learn to take things easy. You donât heal any more.â I spotted Elmoâs face peeking in the door. I shook my headâhe vanished. I lit a cigarette.
âIâll tell you what, Mr. Billings. I canât guarantee Iâll kill him, but Iâll find him for you. Killing is still illegal in the eyes of Authority, and I donât want to experience one of their jails. Iâll find him.â I smiled. âIâll need your massage therapistâs address and a number where I can contact you.â
Billings fumbled in his vest pocket and produced a business card. He scribbled something on the back. It skimmed across the desk, hit the phone.
I read the address. âThe Morocco Hotel?â I looked at him. âThatâs where she lived?â
âNo. Thatâs where we got together.â Billingsâ eyes trembled under the weight of disclosure. âI first met her at the gym I belongâbelongedâto.â He paused, saying goodbye to another facet of his life before continuing. âShe convinced me to try one of her treatments.â
âHow long did you know her?â
âAbout three months.â He looked away.
âShe didnât have a phone number?â I put the card on the desk.
Billings deflated. âJan called me to arrange treatments. I assumed she was married too.â His hat had fallen to the floor as he had risen. He shuffled over, bent to retrieve it. From my vantage point, I could see that his left buttock was indented like a punched pillow from a wayward spring in the chair. It looked like Mr. Billings was in need of a lot more re-hydration therapy.
He cocked an eye over his shoulder as he set his hat over the mortal wound in his forehead. âYouâll contact me,â he whispered like he was exhausted.
âYeah,â I said and watched his back go out the door.
Elmo came in and took his seat opposite me. His face looked anxious, but it was always hard to tell what was really going on in his head.
âWarm up the Chrysler, old boy. It looks like weâre working again.â I grinned through a cloud of smoke and watched him leave the office.
Seventy-five bucks a day wasnât much, but it would buy us a few more of these dismal days andâwhat did Tommy say, more senseless arguments. A lot of whiskey! The phrase floated up through my mind from the depths where Tommyâs spirit lurked. âIt will buy a lot of whiskey,â I agreed then pulled the bottle out of the desk and took a barefaced snort from it. I relished the burning pressure in my throat and the cool slap on my face and neck where I spilled it. I took another belt and smiled wildly at my reflection in the doorâs dimpled window. I put the bottle away, checked the action of my gun and left the office with a cigarette clamped between my teeth.
âSleazebags will be sleazebags âtil the end of time,â I said, gesturing to a pimp who counted money in the dim light of a flickering street lamp. Two foxy lady corpses in tight red skirts leaned provocatively against the front fender of his mint-green Cadillac. I lit a cigarette.
âNo kidding,â muttered Elmo nodding his knobby head. His hands moved in swift practiced motions on the wheel. âThe way I see it,â he continued. âEverythingâs going to be everything âtil the end of time.â
âJust my luck.â I chuckled at the absurd humor and flicked ash out the window. I imagined an eternity playing mental leapfrog with a loser who dressed like a clown. âNo thanks!â I sneered at the idea and blew a thin stream of smoke between my teeth.
Our sleek retro 1965 Chrysler Newport roared past a group that stood on the crumbling curb. A gang of dead youths with spiky hair and pierced faces dressed in studded leather and chains made threatening gestures as we passed. The light from a truck theyâd set aflame had the pavement at their feet glowing illuminating a body there. The tires of the Chrysler hissed like cobras over the damp streets, still wet with rain. Dark alleys yawned on either side of us and passed quickly like gaps in the giant bars of some terrible cage. I caught glimpses of figures moving jerkily in the amber light of bonfires. They were silhouette monkeys clambering through a grim jungle of twisted steel and night. In the air, there was the thick scent of oriental oils dead men used to keep their skins supple. Burned rubber colored the reeking breeze black. A group of pariah dogs quarreled over something that waved a walking stick. A shot echoed out of an alley. This was Greasetown after dark. The cityâs original name was left behind with the world it belonged to. Greasetown had been adopted soon after the Change and it stuck, it was said, because after a walk down one of its streets, you got something on you that wouldnât come off.
A graffiti sign three stories tall screamed DOWNINGS. The letters were painted in neon orange on the wall of a burned out warehouse. The residents of this fair neighborhood had put it up for reasons of their ownâeither as welcome or warning. Authority had little influence in this section, which was good, because it gave a guy like me freedom I never had in the controlled parts of town, like New Garden. Authority, which was all that remained of law and order after the Change, had reprimanded me a few times about my occasional excesses. I usually just shrugged like a bad little boy and kicked my heels whenever I was dragged in. For the most part my cases were nickel and dime divorce stuff, lean on the odd creditorânothing worth mentioning. After all, I knew they needed guys like me. Poor slobs who bust their knuckles and cheekbones because they think they know whatâs right and donât have the sense to become newspaper reporters or social workers. Guys like me who did the dirty work, bush beaters.
The car fishtailed silently through the puddles, and I had to lend Elmo a hand on the wheel. It was no trouble. The force of his turn had put me into his right hip pocket.
âThanks, Boss,â Elmo chattered as I inched back to my seat. âThat was one wild mother corner.â
âJust keep her between the curbs, Fatso.â I stared hard out the window and tried to unclench the muscles in my back and shoulders. My spine felt like a rusted spring. Elmo had a tendency to be a little brasher than other dead men Iâd known. The majority of them walked around on tiptoes, trying to keep from scratching a body that wouldnât heal. As one dead acquaintance, Smilinâ Riley, had told me, âA hangnail on a dead man. Fuck, you might as well sew a zipper on!â
I chuckled at the memory and vaguely wondered what had happened to him. Smilinâ Riley got his name because he had thin lips. Death had shrunk them to the thickness of a rubber band and stretched them back to his ears. I looked at Elmoâs full lips and knew he was one of the lucky onesâof course, he had to take care not to bite them. I watched him from the corner of my eye. He was a mystery. I knew only that Elmo used to be grossly overweight, and went by the uncomfortable nickname Fat Elmo. I suspected he worked as a detective or private eye at some time because he behaved more professionally than I did. I couldnât prove it because the dead manâs memory was hazy and in some places blank. Since my time in Wildclownâs body was limited, Elmoâs full pedigree was a puzzle I didnât have the leisure to investigate. I believed that Elmo and I were brothers in a sense. It was my assumption that like him I was dead. Our major difference being that he had a body; I did not. As a result I was forced to hitch a ride on Tommyâs square-wheeled wagon.
I had few clues to where the two of them had met and they, true to form, shared the ignoranceâor were reluctant to discuss it. I had hoped that casual conversation elicited by me, and eavesdropped from my place near the ceiling would fill in some of the pieces of the puzzle; but they seemed to be disinterested in the past in any way other than how different things were now in comparison to it. I was in business with the pair for about six months before I quit trying to find out. Now, two years had passed. I was still pretty sure that neither of them knew I existed.
Elmo slammed on the brakes and I took a mouthful of dashboard. I came up cursing and spitting and looked out at a long roadblock that stretched burning across the street. Poisonous black smoke billowed from it.
âQueens!â Elmo shrieked in a voice that would have shamed a choirboy. My gun was already in my hand.
âBack it out!â I barked before throwing my head around to see a truck was pushed across the road behind. The cab was burned outâthe windows were black and puckered like scar tissue.
Against the flaming barricade before us, strange shapes suddenly began to appear. Except for a few short squat forms, the majority of these Queens were tall and burly. They wore pink silk panties and black leather chaps. Brassieres cupped muscular chests while skirts of chiffon and taffeta curled and licked at the smoking wind.
I stifled a giggle. I could feel Tommyâs hidden mirth tickling at the back of my mind. True, they were as dangerous as hell, but they looked like assholes. Elmo began to chatter to himselfâfrightened. He knew the stories of Queens dismembering the dead as climax to their experiments in the necromantic artsâheavy on the romantic. I casually patted his arm with my gun, hardened my nerves, and stepped onto the street.
The pavement was greasy under me as I glared into the whiskered faces of the hormone freaks. The Queen leader stepped forward. He was huge, made taller by a mountainous blonde Afro. He completed the picture by sporting a leather pantsuit with studs.
âFucker, youâŠ!â He shouted through thick painted lips, then twisted his face in recognition. âYouâre that Wildclown asshole.â
âUnfortunately for you,â I growled. âYouâll never see the real McCoy.â Inside me, Tommyâs spirit tittered wildly. My hand clenched the gun nervously. âYou all look lovely tonight. But why donât you girls find something else to amuse yourselves; go do your nails.â I was about five feet from the car. I could sense the approach of other Queens behind me. In all, I think I was facing twenty of them. The only thing keeping me virtuous was the .44 automatic that was plainly visible where it snaked around in my hand. Still, I only had ten shots in it and would never get another clip in. If these guys were glueheads or PCP freaks they might make a rush for me.
âIâve heard a lot about you, Wildclown.â The head Queen had a very good growl of his own. âI hear youâre crazy as a Varsol
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