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sea to another, though not so as far as a tree-rat must leap to cross from one branch to the next.

SCP-3302-1 remains unmoving for two minutes.

SCP-3302-1: Present yourselves! We are not so timeless as to entertain mortal games.

SCP-3302-1 moves its branch in a 180° arc. No effect detected during event or in analysis of CR-2 after its conclusion. Three additional swings produce similarly negligible results. Speech continues at a faster pace and a higher pitch.

SCP-3302-1: This is no place for one as majestic as us. These green children do not know subservience! We reject it! We reject! Do not think to offer sacrifices to the Altar of Stars again! There is naught and nothing we will bring to you! We will not answer your pleas! We reject!

SCP-3302-1 turns and flies into the entrance of SCP-3302.

<End Log: 19██/██/██, 04:17>

Closing Statement: No direct thematic connection has been established between this SCP-3302-1 entity and any known mythical or religious figure. Further research revealed a drop of .08% in the price of most major stocks within three minutes of SCP-3302-1 gesturing. Direct causality has yet to be established.

Addendum C

Heliofen Event #31

Foreword: #31 is the only recorded Heliofen event in which two instances of SCP-3302-1 emerged. One instance was temporarily classified as SCP-3302-2.

SCP-3302-1/2 Entities: Nature of entities remains unclear. All features are obscured by the cloaks and masks worn by both. Wooden masks likely ovine in representation despite the absence of eyes.

<Begin Log: 20██/██/██, 09:00>

SCP-3302-1: Is this right? This can't be right.

SCP-3302-2: Maybe? We definitely took the right exit at the Festering Putrefaction.

SCP-3302-1: Yeah.

SCP-3302-2: And then we looped twice around the Still Moon.

SCP-3302-1: Right.

SCP-3302-2: And then we came up through the Sea of Six Waters.

SCP-3302-1: Did we?

SCP-3302-2: We absolutely did!

SCP-3302-1: Okay, sure, and then we took a left when we got to the Howling Pillar.

SCP-3302-2: We were supposed to take the detour around there, weren't we?

SCP-3302-1: And you're telling me now? I can't believe what an absolute idiot you are sometimes!

SCP-3302-2: At least I can read a map!

SCP-3302-1: Can you? Look where we ended up!

SCP-3302-1 and SCP-3302-2 proceed to scream wordlessly at each other for 12 minutes, increasing in volume to a peak of 130 dB and causing all wildlife in the area to flee. Screaming continues until they turn and enter SCP-3302.

<End Log: 20██/██/██, 09:14>

Closing Statement: The first Heliofen event to cause lasting harm to the surrounding environment (birds remain unwilling to nest within CR-2.) Additional containment procedures were considered as a result, but determined to be cost-inefficient considering the low severity of predicted threats.

Addendum D

Heliofen Event #39

SCP-3302-1 Entity: Humanoid closely resembling a child between six and ten years of age. Notable abnormalities include growths above its temples resembling cervinae pedicles and fingers elongated by two extra knuckles.

<Begin Log: 20██/██/██, 11:47>

SCP-3302-1: Mom, you were supposed to meet me here.

SCP-3302-1 opens its mouth to vomit worms onto the ground, likely dislocating jaw in the process. Continues for 21 seconds.

SCP-3302-1: Dad, you were supposed to save me from them.

SCP-3302-1 continues the disgorging process for 14 seconds.

SCP-3302-1: I… I hate this. I hate it all. This isn't my room. What do I do? I don't know what to do.

SCP-3302-1 proceeds to curl itself into the fetal position and begins to cry. It vanishes 15 minutes and 23 seconds after the beginning of the Heliofen event without moving back into SCP-3302.

<End Log: 20██/██/██, 12:00>

Closing Statement: The worms expelled by SCP-3302-1 were successfully contained after the Heliofen event's end. Found to be an aggressive variety of L. terrestris (common earthworm.) In testing, two initial specimens were sufficient to drive all other competing species to extinction regardless of soil composition.

Addendum E

Heliofen Event #53

The events that transpired during Heliofen event #53 are currently undergoing redaction for general release. Requests for immediate access can be made to the current South-Asia regional supervisor by personnel possessing Level 3 security clearances.

Other

 

Addendum 3302-F (Proposed Procedural Changes): A proposal has been put forth to expand CR-1 to 15 km2 as a result of the destruction caused during Heliofen event #53. The proposal further recommends the establishment of a no-flight zone above CR-1 in accordance with the role that sight of aircraft played in the chain of events that culminated in containment being breached. The proposal is currently undergoing cost-benefit analysis under OEPD guidelines.

Footnotes1. Those likely to repeat erased thought sequences, as outlined by TGRAFT Superset, Section B, Paragraph 15.

SCP-008

 

 

Ribbon diagram illustrating tertiary structure of SCP-008. Primary amino acid sequence information has been redacted.

 

 

Item #: SCP-008

 

Object Class: Euclid

 

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-008 samples have been deemed Class V extreme biological hazards, and all related protocols apply. Incineration and irradiation measures will be deployed in the event of political or military action which may result in the facility being dismantled; a power failure; or zero communications from operatives or outside channels during any given eight hour period.

 

The quarantine period for operatives leaving the facility is four months. If a breach has occurred, incineration and irradiation measures shall be deployed. It should be the policy of all G2 sites to not prepare an evacuation procedure.

 

Description: SCP-008 is a complex prion, samples of which are stored in each of the known G2 sites. Research into SCP-008 is highly classified and primarily aimed at preventing research which may lead to the synthesis of SCP-008 in the distant future. Traits of the SCP-008 prion include:

 

100% infectiousness. 100% lethality. Transmission through exposed mucous membranes and all bodily fluids. Not airborne or waterborne.

Symptoms of infection with SCP-008 manifest no more than three hours after exposure, and include:

 

Flu-like symptoms with high fever, plus severe dementia in later stages. Coma onset approximately 20 hours after first symptoms appear and 12 hours after noticeable dementia. Coma onset will be considered onset of death. A period of sporadic cellular necrosis occurs which comes to resemble gangrene. Surviving tissue assumes its original function and is highly resilient. Red blood cells greatly increase oxygen storage capacity, resulting in slower blood flow and increased muscle endurance and strength. Nervous and muscular systems are unaffected by total organ failure for several hours. Metabolism may decrease to extremely low levels, allowing subject to survive for over 10 years without nutrition. High blood viscosity results in negligible blood flow from gunshot, puncture, and slashing injuries. Conditioned behavior, motor controls, and instinctive behavioral mechanisms are damaged, and cognitive abilities are severely retarded and erratic. Animals experience excessive brain necrosis and are inactive. Subject can adapt to its damaged nervous systems but is limited to basic physical activities, including standing up, balancing on two legs, walking, biting, grabbing, and crawling. Subject will energetically move towards sights, sounds, and smells it associates with living humans. Subject will attempt to ingest living humans if physical contact is made. Neutralizing fully-infected subjects requires significant cranial trauma.

 

There is strong evidence to suggest SCP-008 itself did not form naturally on Earth, since variants of similar complexity would have displaced much of the ecosystem. In 1959, a short collaborative effort with the USSR to locate G2 sites and eliminate SCP-008 was negotiated following their discovery. The status of SCP-008 in Russian custody since collaboration ended is unknown.

 

Addendum 008-1: SCP-500 has been found to be able to completely cure SCP-008 even in the advanced stages of the disease.

SCP-148

 

Item #: SCP-148

 

Object Class: Euclid

 

Special Containment Procedures:

 

REVISION 3

 

SCP-148 is to be stored as 120 cast ingots, each of which weighs approximately 10 kg at time of writing. Ingots of SCP-148 may not be housed at the same site as any SCP (due the potential for unforeseen interactions); otherwise, said ingots should be distributed equally among acceptable Foundation facilities. The mass of each contained ingot of SCP-148