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U KNOW IF SOME1 IS UR FRIEND WHEN THEY CARE ABOUT U AND R ALWAYS BY UR SIDE...AND IF THEY R WILLING 2 GIVE THEIR LIFE FOR URS
Monkeys like you are kept in a zoo; don't get angry you'll find me there too. But, not in a cage but, laughing at you!!!
Friendship is like wetting your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth
Better to have a thousand friends, and not one enemy
Like peanut Butter and Jelly Pen and Paper Moon and Stars socks and shoes
Pigs and mud
Cows and Moos Hot chocolate in winter
Flowers and spring Somehow we just fit...you and me the best of friends
You are the most beautiful flower… in my garden of friendship, remain the same forever
Friends are like Walla sometimes you lean on them and sometimes it’s just enough to know there're there Dear best friend, you’re stupid. You fail. You're weird. You're not perfect. But that's okay. I’m like that, too. We laugh at the randomness things. You know my ugliest side. Even though we disagree sometimes, we never fight. When I’m sad, you were always there to make sure I’m okay. Thanks for being there for me. I LOVE YOU. i have seen the one in the thing Best friends we're the kind of people who laugh at a joke 3 times; once when its told the 2nd when someone explains it to us && 5 minutes later when we actually get it
When people are true friends, even shared water tastes sweet
I’d take 100 real enemies over 1 fake friend any day. At least the enemies let u knows where they stand and don’t pretend to care. That makes them better by long shot!
Good friends are like stars you don’t always see them, but you know they’re always there
If people do not believe that mathematics is simple, it is only because they do not realize how complicated life is
I never did very well in math - I could never seem to persuade the teacher that I hadn't meant my answers literally
Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing.
I MUSIC
Where words fail....music speaks
Music saves my soul
Music is the only thing that makes sense
Music only makes me stronger
Music and love is all u need
Music speaks what cannot be expressed, soothes the mind and gives it rest, heals the heart and makes it whole, flows from heaven 2 the soul
Where words fail... music speaks
If music be the foods of love play on
Music is moonlight in the gloomy night of life “Every man has his follies- and often they are the most interesting things he has got." -Josh Billings
"Food is an important part of a balanced diet." -Fran Lebowitz
"Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as you please." -Mark Twain
"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." -Mark Twain
"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally." -W.C. Fields
"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying." -Woody Allen
"I have never been hurt by what I have not said." - Calvin Coolidge
"I knew I was an unwanted baby when i saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio." -Joan Rivers
"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." -Goucho Marx
"I was the kid next door's imaginary friend." -Emo Philips
"If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?" -Lily Tomlin
"If two wrongs don't make a right, try three." -Laurence J. Peter
"If you ask me anything i don't know, I'm not going to answer." -Yogi Berra
"Life is hard. After all, it kills you." -Katharine Hepburn
"My computer beat me at checkers, but i sure beat it a t kick boxing." -Emo Philips
"My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is." -Ellen DeGeneres
"Never fight an inanimate object." -P.J. O'Rourke
"Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it." - Laurence J. Peter
"Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I." -Oscar Levant
"There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full." - Henry A. Kissinger
"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die." -Mel Brooks
"Two things are infinite the universe and human stupidity: and I'm not sure about the universe." -Albert Einstein
"We'll love you just the way you are if you're perfect." -Alanis Morissette
"What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement?" -Fred Allen
"Days are long, but life is short." -Unknown
"There are four ages of man: (1) when he believes in Santa Clause, (2) when he doesn't believe in Santa Clause, (3) When he is Santa Clause, and (4) When he looks like Santa Clause." -Unknown
"When I eat fish sticks, they help me swim faster because they're fish." -Unknown
"There are two things essential to a happy marriage- separate checking accounts and separate bathrooms." -Unknown
"My best friends are usually the ones who get me in trouble." -Unknown
"My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world." -George Bernard Shaw
"Love is blind-marriage is the eye-opener." -Pauline Thomason
"Love-a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise, and the lips to pucker." -Anonymous
"Here's to you and here's to me, and I hope we never disagree. But, if that should ever be to HELL with you, Here's to ME!" -Anonymous
"Forget love...I'd rather fall in chocolate." -Anonymous
"Gravity is not to blame for two people falling in love." -Unknown
"None love the messenger who brings bad news." -Sophocles
"I've learned that my daddy can say a lot of words I can't." -Unknown
"Just when I get my room the way I like it, mom makes me clean it up." -Unknown
"Whenever I take a fishing trip, the guy who runs the bait shop always says, 'Gee, you should have been here yesterday.'" -Unknown
" After age 50 you get the furniture disease. That's when your chest falls into your drawers." -Unknown
"People who wear Mickey Mouse Watches are usually creative and fun to be with." -Unknown
"No matter how thin you slice it, there are always two sides." -Unknown
"You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk." -Unknown
"Mom wouldn't like my boyfriend even if he were captain of the football team and sang in the church choir." -Unknown
"If you're riding in a pick up truck with two other people, you should either drive or sit in the middle. The person riding shotgun has to get out to open and close all the gates." -Unknown
"Violence on television and in the movies is so graphic and extreme that it's numbing our children to pain and suffering in the real world." -Unknown
"When you read bedtime stories, kids really do notice if you use the same voice for the handsome prince that you used for the evil ogre the night before." - Unknown
"It's easier to stay out of trouble than to get out of trouble." -Unknown
"To insure rain, schedule an outdoor wedding." - Unknown
"My greatest fear is that in later years I'll look back at a long list of things that I 'Never got around to.'" -Unknown
"You can tell a lot about a man by the way he handles these three things: a rainy holiday, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights." -Unknown
"The time to read instructions is before you try to put the swing set together." - Unknown
"When I come home from a date, I'm always glad to see that my parents have left the porch light on for me." -Unknown
"You know your husband still loves you when there are two brownies left and he takes the smaller one." -Unknown
"I would like to be a horse and live on a ranch if only cowboys didn't wear spurs." -Unknown
"You should wade in a creek every chance you get." -Unknown
"No man is a match for a woman's tears." -Unknown
"Milk helps to keep your bones from bending over." -Unknown
"When I'm given a choice of 31 flavors of ice cream, I still choose vanilla." -Unknown
"My teacher always calls on me the one time I don't know the answer." -Unknown
"I've learned how to hold animals without killing them." -Unknown
"The smart husband knows that the wooing never stops." -Unknown
"When you have three of your wild friends in the car, the driver freaks." -Unknown
"It has taken me sixty-one years to learn to do what my granddaughter calls 'mellowing out.'"- Unknown
"If chewing gum has been dropped on the sidewalk withing the past 48 hours, my shoes will find it." -Unknown
"It's never too late to heal an injured relationship." -Unknown
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