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There was no sympathy in his eyes and he looked pretty pissed off. It looked like he didnât even want to be there, helping me. In fact he looked like he wanted to strangle me using gummy worms. âWhat?â he asked as he placed the cloth on my face and sat crouched in front of me. âIs there a reason you keep staring?â
I looked away quickly and sat up slowly, my eyes straying to the clock on the wall. It was 9:00pm, and I was alone with a boyâŠ
If mum were here she would be checking him out while dad would try and act like a mafia boss. Jon would just sit there and be sexting, not giving a shit. I cleared my throat and pointed out the obvious, âyouâre in my house.â
âNo shitâ he muttered as he got up and stretched.
Hubba-Hubba, did the temperature just rise? Because thatâs one fine babe in front of me. I let my eyes linger on his abs which were outlined by his white shirt. This was probably the only action I would get in my life. Iâll probably grow old with a beard and live with cats and be like those creepy old ladies down the street.
I tore my eyes away before he could see me checking his oh so perfect body and stared blankly ahead. Where was Sarah?
I felt my tummy rumble and I clutched it. âIâm so hungryâ I stressed before I tumbled off the couch and onto the floor. There was a thud as I began rolling towards the kitchen. âUm, what are you doing?â a voice asked. I couldnât help but roll my eyes. âDuhâ I replied, âIâm going to the kitchenâ. There was a moment of silence as I turned a corner and entered the kitchen.
âYouâre so weirdâ he muttered and I shot back, âno Iâm just bizarre.â
âWhatâs the difference?â he asked as he looked down at me. He was so bloody tall. My god he was like Jesus. Donât know how that had anything relating to him being tallâŠ.
âBizarre is unusual. Weird is suggesting something supernaturalâ. I looked this shit up people.
âRightâ he said, dragging out the ârâ. Dick.
I stretched out my arm and looked at him expectantly. âHelpâ I whined. He rolled his eyes and wrapped a hand around my arm, before heaving me up.
âYouâre so lazyâ
âI know I am, but what are you?â
He frowned and leaned back against the granite counter. I shrugged as I began raiding to the cupboards, my eyes scrounging for something to eat. âCome out, come out wherever you areâ I muttered as I stretched and felt the top ride up. Forgot I wasnât wearing anything but a top and my underwear. I felt a blush rise on my face as I quickly fell on my knees and covered my face. So embarrassingâŠ
âNow whatâ a voice enquired. Hmm, his voice sounds likeâNo, heâs a dick. His voice sounds like something out of a horror movie.
âItâs nothingâ I hissed as I stood up. I didnât want to turn around; after all I was nearly butt naked.
Silence.
I glanced back to see him slumped and looking at his phone. âI think I should leave nowâ he said as he scratched his neck. Ah, he looks so cute. I mean look at the way his hair fell into his eyes and his pursed pink lips. So pink andâŠ
Wait! Forget I even thought that. Stupid brain. Must be the hunger. Makes you do crazy shit. Awkwardly I stated, âsure , thanks for your help and allâŠ.â There was a moment between us where we didnât know what to do, and I turned around and busied myself with trying to find some food.
Then it came to me.
It was better than the cure to cancer, the first landing, the first making of ice-creamâŠno scratch that, the making of ice-cream was a world changing event. Cookies and cream, chocolate, vanilla, Black Licoriceâthe point is my idea was awesome.
Clicking my fingers I began waddling towards the basement door at the side of the hallway. Donât ask why I was waddling like a penguin, I just felt like it. âWhere you going?â I heard a voice ask. Ignoring it I opened the door to the basement and looked down. Shit, it looked like something out of a horror film. With its creaky looking stairs, moldy wood and dim lighting.
I flicked the switch on and the dim light cast around the room. Signing I peered deeper down the stairs and wondered if it was still there. Because back in the day I used to have an old donut maker. I liked my lips at the thought of the donuts and I carefully took a step forward, testing the stairs. So far so good. I took another step forward.
âWhat are you doing?!â a voice yelled.
âIts fineâ, another step, âseeâOh SHIT!â I screamed, and then I was falling.
I opened my eyes and groaned as I slowly sat up. âYou idiotâ a voice said. I looked up and rolled my eyes. âThanks for asking, Iâm totally fineâ. BastardâŠthough it was my faultâŠ
AnywayâŠ
I grabbed my throbbing head and removed my hand quickly when I felt something damp.
âOh my GOD! Call the police, the Swat team, anyone. Iâm dying of freaking blood loss.â Ok, maybe it wasnât that much blood, but still. I saw the guy above roll his eyes and glare at me. âWhose fault is this?â
I innocently looked up, âpardon?â I got up, the wood crunching underneath as I looked around. I nearly shit my plants when I looked around. The place was exactly like out of a horror flick.
âYou!â I whisper-yelled. âGet me out of hereâ. I cast doubtful looks around the dark corners. Did something move over there?
âNa, I think I like seeing you panicâ. I laughed without humor as I walked closer towards the hole and looked at him. âNot funnyâ I said. He shrugged and I jumped up, trying to reach the jagged edges to heave myself up.
âPLEASE!â
He rolled his eyes again and laid on his tummy, his hands reaching down and wrapping around my hands. They were so big and I shivered at the warmth. He heaved me up and I swung my legs awkwardly to the side, latching onto the side.
When we were both away from the door and back into the hallway, we just stared at each other. âSupâ I said. He shook his head and his hair flew into his eyes. âWhatâs your name anyway?â I asked as I titled my head to the side. Bits of wood and plaster falling into my face and eyes. Ow, that hurts.
âHunterâ he replied.
âWell my names Isabelâ I said.
âSo, I donât careâ. Jerk.
âWhatever.â
He shrugged and began walking away. âByeâ he said, and I looked at his back stupidly. âArenât you curious why I went to the basement?â
âDonât give a shitâ and then the front door was slammed shut.
What just happened?
Chapter 9: The underwear of embarrassment.
Chapter 9: The underwear of embarrassment.
My parents called.
They called the next day and said that they wonât be home because Jon caught a serious case of constipation. That he was suffering and it was like he was shitting bricks. They even said that they had to stock up on air fresheners.
I told Sarah and she began laughing her ass off, and then she wouldnât shut up after 10 minutes, so I decided to tape her mouth. She got so pissed that she chased me around the house with a loaf of bread and a fork. After our little cat and mouse chase we both collapsed onto the floor like a sack of potatoes.
âWhere were you yesterday?â I asked. Because after Hunter left, Sarah never returned till latter the next day. I was worried sick and could barely sleep. I even thought about camping outside so I would see her if she returned.
She shrugged her shoulders and looked towards the roof, her eyes going glassy as if she was remembering something. Something was upâŠ
âI went to the principle to tell himâŠâ
I was shocked. I didnât know she would actually tell someone, let alone the principle. âHe told me to piss off and slammed the door onto my faceâ. That was not the reaction I was expecting.
âI plan to tell my mum and dad soon,â she continued, her fingers playing nervously with her top. âI think Iâm going to need their help and support to get through thisâ. Hell you would.
I nodded my head and laid my hands gently on her tummy. âItâs going to be fine Sarah. If you want I could go with youâ. She cast her eyes towards me and smiled gratefully.
âThanksâ.
We sat in silence, just enjoying each otherâs company. âI donât know how to take care of itâ, she said, breaking the silence. I stared at her and replied, âWe can always look it upâ.
It wasnât long before I got up and stretched lazily. I began making my way towards the kitchen and paused at the door towards the basement. Memories flashing through my mind as I blushed crazily. âI know that look!â Sarah said as she paused behind me. âThatâs the look of someone whoâs in L.O.V.Eâ
âWHAT! No wayâ I yelled as I waved my hands around. I mean, how can I even like that jerk of a boy. He has the ego of a football field and the attitude of squidward. Even though his eyes were a beautiful blue and his lips were the mostâNO! Stop it you stupid brain.
I stomped forward and into the kitchen where I grabbed a glass of water and poured it on my face. I only did that because I felt like my cheeks were on fire and my brain was overheating.
Sarah came in and stared at me strangely as I placed the cup down and picked up an apple. Biting into it I let the juices drip down my face and said âsup?â
She shook her head and turned around, throwing a comment behind her. âIâm going to the libraryâ, before I heard the slam of the front door. What is it and people slamming the door?
I began cleaning up the mess I made, my hair sticking damply to my face and my faded top clinging to my body. I ran my hands across my face and threw the apple core into the bin. After the water had been wiped up, I made my way towards my room. And thatâs when I saw it.
Remember that demonic demon that Sarah calls a âdogâ? Well it was in my room and it was going through my underwear drawer. Ripping them to shreds and destroying it.
âStopâŠno not that oneâdrop the underwear and step backâ I yelled as I inched forward. âDo not touch thatâactually you can destroy that oneâ I said as I saw him snatch the pink frilly underwear. I hated that one. Dad picked it out when he saw it on sale for half price.
I swear I saw the âthingâ smile, and it was that oh-I-have-a-epic-and-evil-mastermind-plan smile.
I saw him walk forward, coming towards me. That thing was grinningâŠ.and I donât like when it grinsâŠ
Then it was launching towards me and I fell backwards as the air was knocked out of
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