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KCR Hyderabad Express . Daily twice. When Naidu stars from South KCR starts from North at the same time. Designed specifically that they don’t meet at the center in the same track, success not guranteed !

 

Man Mohan Express. The one and only silent Express which ran all over India for 10 years till the Modi Tsunami rolled over in May 2014, 44 reecovered bogies are being repaired at Coach factory, Kapurtala and new Modi proof engine being developed in Chittaranjan Locomotives. Hopefully will start operating in 2016. ·

 

Rajnikant Express. For Tamil Nadu ony. Beauty of this train is that the train does not move an inch, but the stations come and go. Comfort zone highest for commuters. 

 

The list contains some passengers trains also. Shall be released as APPX II

 

 

04 Mar : Kamal Mitra Chinoy 

 

 

 

 A request to AAP.  Please Please do not depute Prof Kamal Mitra Chinoy, the old guard, to represent you. It is not fair ! Please send Ashish Khaitan who is second only to Sanjay Jha as far as verbal diarrhea is concerned !

 

Please leave alone Prof Chinoy !

 

 


       05 Mar : What a messiah this Ms Udwin is?

 

 

 

  About an hour back I casually tuned in NDTV . I am appalled, Nidhi Razdan was having an interview with this Messiah of Indian Women Ms Leslee Udwin. She was passionately and eloquently urging not to ban her film arguing that it elevates the Indian society into a sublime plane! She pleads that one should watch the movie before get it banned. By banning this movie India will be isolated in world from for not allowing its people to watch one of the greatest documentary ever produced! God Save the country! She went on to appeal to PM Modi to intervene and reverse the Govt decision!Ms Udwin wants the people of India to hear from the mouth of the dastardly rapist and murderer the whole progressive dynamics of the rape recreated in his remorseless words!

 

 Can Indian womanhood have a worse experience? NDTV will do better service to India if it stops projecting this obnoxious woman filmmaker 

 

 

 

05 Mar: Rahul to be back in 5 days: Kamal Nath: TOI 05 Mar

 

 

In these five days Rahul will be flying down to Bangalore to meet AK, his worst political adversary who presented him a big Zero in Delhi elections and get an unbiased briefing how Congress can win all over India less Delhi !

 

 

  05 Mar : Two are Out !

 

 

Late night News Yestyerday Yogendra Yadav and Prashant Bhushan shunted out. today Mayank Gandhi and Kamal Mitra Chinoy revolts. wait for what happens tomorrow

 

 AK'.s cavalcade comprising five cars in Bngalore doesnot pay Tolls! Hum Aam Admi hai na? who can question us? I am reminded of the dialogue of Naseerudeen Shaw in the film A Wednes Day : "Aapp ka ghar me cockroach aye tho aap kya karoge"?

 

 14 Mar :  Adrumman's Biriyani 

 

 

 

 

 I met Adrumman running a hotel  famous for buruyani in TVM. Asked him how is everything . He said all fine and continued " Yesterday I had a bonansa; one chap  in a pure whie khadi shirt came ordered 66 chicken biriyani,  gave me Rs 500 extra for adding some bleaching powder in each. Then came another gentle man in red shirt and ordered 74 biriyanis.  Paid me Rs 1000 for adding same bleaching powder. I got 1500  for ftee , i sent the order promptly but didnot add bleaching powder  ha ha !" 

 

 

18 Mar :   Now here in this Kerala ?

 

Pinarayi Vijayan says the samram aginst Mani was a great success !

 

Then please tell us why you had a Hartal on a second Saturday wasting a Monday to celebrtae the victory? Poor show Mr comrade !

 

 

19 Mar : Her Story 

 

 

 

 1 The other day Jameela Prakasam released ‘ Her story” with a neat presesnation with stills . Today Sivadasan Nair came up with “ His Story “ supported by a carefully shot Video. Channels and Pothujanam are happy for they got masala for threadbare analysis at least for a week and then decide who assaulted whom?

 

 

2.“ Sarithayum Oommen Chanduiyum Delhiyil Koodikkazcha nadathiyathinu puthiya thelivukal “ Front page Heading in Janyugam

 

 You are happy na ? Got meat for dissection for another one year 

 

 

3. Menace of Stray dogs in the state reported by print and Visual media. 367 were bitten by Dogs in Lochiin 16 days, !034 are already getting injections from Kochi Govt hospitals All cities and rural areas badly affected.

 

Is the God’s own country turning out to be Dog’s own country?

 

 

4. Apology is the most abused word in English language. Any one can get out of any heinous crime tendering an aplogy especially politicians. Latest apologist is Sharad Yadav. He apologized to Smrithi Irani!

 

All his sins are washed away!

 

 

 5. Media reports say that V S was not invited by CPM to speak on the occasion of remembering EMS on his 17th Death Anniversary even though he was very much there! Only Kodiyeri spoke !

 

Unkindest cut of All ! Comrade VS, is this the last straw?

 

 

 20 Mar : KC Abu 

 

 

 

1. KC Abu , President of District Congress Committee, Calicut blurts out sexual insinuations against LDF’s women MLAs. 

 

Obnoxious to say the least. Political leaders shouldn’t stoop down to such heinous levels. Is this the way to empower Women in this country as envisaged by Rahul Gandhi? 

 

 

 2. UDF says no Deputy speaker election when five LDF MLA are under suspension!

 

Indeed a sporting jesture ! LDF may please take a cue from them for their forthcoming agitations

 

 

3.  2 Robbers looted MP Minsister and his wife in running train near Mathura

 

They are the real socialists! No discrimination between the affluent and the down trodden!

 

 

4.  Delhi Govt hikes water Tariff by 10%, will not impact those who consumes less than 20 KL of water per month.

 

 The gap between Rich and Poor increasing or decreasing?

 

 

 5. Centre Okays CBI Inquiry on the sad demise of DK Ravi in Bangalore . Karnataka Govt is defiant! 

 

How long you can fight against the will of the ppeople Mr Chief Minister?

 

 

19 Mar : An open request to President KPCC 

 

 

Dear Mr President Do you really want to book KC Abu who blatantly spoke about women MLAs of LDF without any restraint.? Can you justify his statements Mr President ? . I know you cant, for those were so obnoxious? Does an apology redeem every sin on this earth? He should have been suspended from the party at the first instance, Inquire into his verbal circus later ! Please show to us that you mean business !

 

 

21 Mar " Overheard 

 

 Overheard during Morning Walk The most used word in Indian Politics is " Apology". But there is one party whch never apologises, they keep on "correct the mistakes", but mistakes carry on ! 

 

22 Mar: KC George 

 

 

1.  KC ( M ) is a sinking ship says PC George

 

Casablanca of 21 century

 

 

2. Kerala University Senate passed Budget amidst commotion

 

Emulates Kerala Legislative Assembly !

 

 

3. Police identified 15 MLAs who made ruckus in the assembly during Budget. 

 

Police took 9 days where as common man identified them on the same day.

 

 

4. Movie Artists to quit over Raj Mohan Unnithan's appointment as Chairman KSFDC

 

Why quit ? He has acted in one movie as villain and has created an impression! 

 

 

5 . VS will open his mind today in the Central Committee

 

 We are eagerly waiting Comrade!

 

 

24 Mar : Rajmohan Unnithan 

 

 

 

1. Office bearers of KSFDC are resigning enblock against the appointment of Rajmohan Unnithan as its Chairman .

 

 This is cultural blacklmail my friend !siIs KSFDC administered as per whims and fancies of some power houses in Film world? How can some one like Maniyan Pillai Raju categorically state that Unnithan will ruin the KSFDC even before he assumes the office . How can you prejudge a man of his capabilities and performance ? If Raju has got some gadget which can predict the performance of some one by seeing his face kindly send it to .Union Public Service Commission, they will be much obliged . 

 

 

2. In Kozhikkode Corporation a tainted Dy Speaker is presenting the Budget .

 

  What an irony ? UDF opposes for the same reason what LDF was loudly proclaiming that tainted minister like KM Mani should not present the budget ! UDF & LDF.Anyway the budget was finally presented amidst strong protest by UDF. History repeats itself!

 

 

3 . Kerala Education Department printed 34000 question papers of IT Theory of the SSLC Examination and sent to all schools. The number of students appeared is 1 (one) only.

 

This is height of criminality in staff work!

 

 

25 Mar AAP & KC ( M ) 

 

 

!. It is whimsical that two small ( Regional) parties one in Kerala and the other in Delhi have taken the ‘Aam Admi ’ and the. media of respective states for a joy ride!

 

It is ironical that two parties who have no significance in the national Politics could catch the full attention of the media. Shows how hollow we are for we do givie undeserved volumes of space to these regional players.



 2. The Aam Admi of Kerala incl me like to request Ms Sara Joseph & Anitha Prataap to clarify where they belong to, AK or YY & PB

 


 3.  Poor Admiral Ramdas the Internal Lokpal of AAP was asked not to attend the National Council of AAP on the plea that it will lead to factionalism! Hypocrisy of the highest order from a party claims to represent the Aam Admi

 


4. PC George’s aggressive stand hangs as Damocles sword over CM Oommen Chandy;s head.! But you may have a  relief that nothing will happen till the Easter Sunday!

 


 5. Kodiyeri Balkrishnan said “ LDF is not place where any one can walk in at will “ referring to the rumors that PC George may opt to join LDF

 

Then comrade, you may kindly explain how OK Vasu and his men in Kannur cooly walked into to LDF. 

 

 

28 Mar:  Purge in AAP  

 

 

 

  Shanti Bhushan, Prashant Bhusahann, Yogendra Yadad ans Ajit Jha expelled from National Executive in an unruly meeting of National Council meeting of AAP

 

The party came to power to change systems,  starts from with in ! Well done! Charity begins at home !

 

 

30 Mar:  News of the Day 

 

 AAP wants national Lokpal, sacks its own

 

 AAP wants national Prime minister , sacks Delhi CM !

 

 

 

31 Mar : Leave Extended 

 

 

 

 

 

1 . RG’s leave has again been extended.

 

I have never heard any politician goes on leave, I can understand if any one like Bajpayee retiring from active politics due to ill health or old age. It is high time that the retrement age and leave rules for politicians are decided once and for all .

 

 

 2. Yesterday in Times Now heated debate was on regarding 9 crores members of BJP, The congress spokesperson Father Vadakkan, sorry Tom Vadakkan with stylish fevicol treated mustache tried vociferously to scale down the BJP claims . There was a question on Acitve and Inactive members!

 

It is quite simple. Soman who runs his tea stall for his living supports BJP, he is an inactive member. Babu who goes for agitation in front of secretariat, gets bashed up by the police is an active member. His leader  coming in a limousine and making  a fiery speech against police brutality, then going for  sumptuous lunch and compulsory siesta is what Babu gets for his activeness. ! Hope Mr Ajay Bose got the difference !

 

 

 3. Kerala is becoming a dog’s own country . the stray dog menace is going up in geometric progression

 

Will the govt try to find out some solution to this problem rather than allegations and counter allegations on theijr own ministers.

 

 

 4 . Yogendra Yadav and Prashant Bhushan to start a new party !  

 

May be named AAP (YY& PB) .It is learned that both are visiting Kerala to meet leaders of Kerala Congress parties and factions of INC in Kerala to get educated how to form a party ! 

 

 

5 .  CPM is mulling over taking disciplinary action against the organizers of a meeting in which

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