Still Valley At 20,000 Feet by Mike Burns (my reading book .TXT) š
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Bob...
BOB
Iām not lying, and Iām not...I havenāt been drinking any more either. There IS a man out there. Like I said, he hides from view, on top of the plane, when anybody but me looks out there.
Julia glances at the window.
BOB
Donāt bother looking, heās not there now. Heāll come back when itās just me watching. I know he will. Heās done it several times. I know it sounds nuts, but look at me. Do I look crazy? Do I?
JULIA
Maybe you HAVE been working too hard on the presentation, and maybe focusing too much on work generally, Bob.
BOB
Honey, do I look or sound insane? Just answer me!
JULIA
No, Bob, no, you donāt.
BOB
Look, I blew it off the first time. I mean, no sane man can be sure about seeing something odd if he just sees it once. Would a crazy man blow it off? No, heād swallow the whole thing hook, line, and sinker right off the bat!
JULIA (momentarily confused by the mixed metaphors)
Itās all right, Bob, itās all right!
BOB
Julia, I know you love me, and youāve always been a sympathetic ear for me. I love you for that. But donāt patronize me. Iām not goinā crazy!
JULIA
Bob, I didnāt say...
(CONTINUED)
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BOB
I KNOW you didnāt say it. But itās written all over you that you DO think that! But NEVER MIND! Weāre losing sight of one very important, nut-cutting fact! THEREāS A MAN OUT THERE! This is a matter of everybodyās life and safety here! Heās tampering with an engine! And let me tell you, the way he was goinā at it, it damn well looks like he could do so successfully! Think anything you want! Just tell the captain to watch that outside engine, that thereās something funny goinā on with it!
One or two nearby passengers nudge each other and stare at Bob.
JULIA
Me?
BOB
Yeah, you! Iād do it, but thereās already a couple of people whoāve noticed me talkinā loud, actinā nervous, and I think one already told a stewardess. Theyāre more likely to listen to you! Cāmon honey! (almost pleading) Iām not saying tell him a man who looks like heās flying back from a Klan rally is on the wing. Just say you noticed something funny. Maybe sparks flying out of the engine, if that makes it easier. If youāll do that, I donāt care if you think I need to be fitted for an I-love-me jacket! Think that if it pleases you! Just please draw his attention to the engine!
JULIA
If it pleases...?
BOB
All right, Iām sorry, forget I said that--please! But for Godās sake, tell the captain about that engine! If they donāt find anything, Iāll...Iāll cancel my presentation tomorrow. Iāll even talk to your sisterās shrink--Dr. Lloyd, that his name? Iāll get fitted for a straitjacket--anything! Just tell the captain, please! And if they do find something--
Julia tries very hard to react to him as she would to a mentally sound person. An exercise in futility, of course.
BOB
At least consider the possibility, wonāt you?
JULIA
Itās okay, Bob, Iāll tell them. I will. Right now.
BOB
I know itās asking a lot. Itās like putting a sign around your neck that says āMy married name is Looney Tunes.ā Iām sorry. Thank you for doing this, Julia.
JULIA
Itās all right, Bob. Iām going to tell him right now.
Julia unbuckles her seatbelt, gets up, heads up the aisle to the cockpit, and urgently knocks on its door. The stewardess they spoke to earlier hurries up to her from the other end of the cabin aisle.
(CONTINUED)
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STEWARDESS
Mrs. Wilson, whatās wrong? Can I help you with something? The captain and his crew are locked in. Itās standard security these days. Whatās wrong?
JULIA
I...yes, you can. My husband wanted to see the flight engineer.
STEWARDESS
All right, stay here and Iāll let him know. Hold on.
JULIA
Thank you. This is very important.
Still seated, Bob looks out the window again just as the Klansman From Hell lands on the wing again, just inches away from the outer engine.
JULIA (to stewardess)
This is urgent. Please hurry.
Bob watches the robed figure as it once again applies the flaming cross to the metal on the engine cowling as if it were a cutting torch. A straight line of glowing metal appears, and the huge, powerful hands poking out of the white sleeves start to flex and work a portion of the cowling back and forth, widening the opening in the cowling and once again revealing the red-glowing engine within.
BOB (looking up the aisle toward Julia)
Hurry! Hurry!
The flight engineer is talking to Julia just outside the cockpit door. He rushes over to Bob, with Julia following.
BOB (to flight engineer)
Heās there! Look! Look for yourself!
FLIGHT ENGINEER (looking straight into Bobās face) Whatās going on?
BOB
Iām not lying, and Iām not...I havenāt been drinking any more either. There IS a man out there. Like I said, he hides from view, on top of the plane, when anybody but me looks out there.
Julia glances at the window.
BOB
Donāt bother looking, heās not there now. Heāll come back when itās just me watching. I know he will. Heās done it several times. I know it sounds nuts, but look at me. Do I look crazy? Do I?
JULIA
Maybe you HAVE been working too hard on the presentation, and maybe focusing too much on work generally, Bob.
BOB
Honey, do I look or sound insane? Just answer me!
JULIA
No, Bob, no, you donāt.
BOB
Look, I blew it off the first time. I mean, no sane man can be sure about seeing something odd if he just sees it once. Would a crazy man blow it off? No, heād swallow the whole thing hook, line, and sinker right off the bat!
JULIA (momentarily confused by the mixed metaphors)
Itās all right, Bob, itās all right!
BOB
Julia, I know you love me, and youāve always been a sympathetic ear for me. I love you for that. But donāt patronize me. Iām not goinā crazy!
JULIA
Bob, I didnāt say...
(CONTINUED)
////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
BOB
I KNOW you didnāt say it. But itās written all over you that you DO think that! But NEVER MIND! Weāre losing sight of one very important, nut-cutting fact! THEREāS A MAN OUT THERE! This is a matter of everybodyās life and safety here! Heās tampering with an engine! And let me tell you, the way he was goinā at it, it damn well looks like he could do so successfully! Think anything you want! Just tell the captain to watch that outside engine, that thereās something funny goinā on with it!
One or two nearby passengers nudge each other and stare at Bob.
JULIA
Me?
BOB
Yeah, you! Iād do it, but thereās already a couple of people whoāve noticed me talkinā loud, actinā nervous, and I think one already told a stewardess. Theyāre more likely to listen to you! Cāmon honey! (almost pleading) Iām not saying tell him a man who looks like heās flying back from a Klan rally is on the wing. Just say you noticed something funny. Maybe sparks flying out of the engine, if that makes it easier. If youāll do that, I donāt care if you think I need to be fitted for an I-love-me jacket! Think that if it pleases you! Just please draw his attention to the engine!
JULIA
If it pleases...?
BOB
All right, Iām sorry, forget I said that--please! But for Godās sake, tell the captain about that engine! If they donāt find anything, Iāll...Iāll cancel my presentation tomorrow. Iāll even talk to your sisterās shrink--Dr. Lloyd, that his name? Iāll get fitted for a straitjacket--anything! Just tell the captain, please! And if they do find something--
Julia tries very hard to react to him as she would to a mentally sound person. An exercise in futility, of course.
BOB
At least consider the possibility, wonāt you?
JULIA
Itās okay, Bob, Iāll tell them. I will. Right now.
BOB
I know itās asking a lot. Itās like putting a sign around your neck that says āMy married name is Looney Tunes.ā Iām sorry. Thank you for doing this, Julia.
JULIA
Itās all right, Bob. Iām going to tell him right now.
Julia unbuckles her seatbelt, gets up, heads up the aisle to the cockpit, and urgently knocks on its door. The stewardess they spoke to earlier hurries up to her from the other end of the cabin aisle.
(CONTINUED)
////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
STEWARDESS
Mrs. Wilson, whatās wrong? Can I help you with something? The captain and his crew are locked in. Itās standard security these days. Whatās wrong?
JULIA
I...yes, you can. My husband wanted to see the flight engineer.
STEWARDESS
All right, stay here and Iāll let him know. Hold on.
JULIA
Thank you. This is very important.
Still seated, Bob looks out the window again just as the Klansman From Hell lands on the wing again, just inches away from the outer engine.
JULIA (to stewardess)
This is urgent. Please hurry.
Bob watches the robed figure as it once again applies the flaming cross to the metal on the engine cowling as if it were a cutting torch. A straight line of glowing metal appears, and the huge, powerful hands poking out of the white sleeves start to flex and work a portion of the cowling back and forth, widening the opening in the cowling and once again revealing the red-glowing engine within.
BOB (looking up the aisle toward Julia)
Hurry! Hurry!
The flight engineer is talking to Julia just outside the cockpit door. He rushes over to Bob, with Julia following.
BOB (to flight engineer)
Heās there! Look! Look for yourself!
FLIGHT ENGINEER (looking straight into Bobās face) Whatās going on?
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