Siete minutos by Ismael Camacho Arango (the little red hen read aloud TXT) 📖

SEAGULL
And food.
HOMER
We must have music. We’re too solemn.
FIFI
I want hot music.
Homer exits through the door. As the sailors return with more bottles, they clean the table and change the floral decoration.
EXT. LUXURIOUS SHIP- NIGHT
Modern music floats around the ship. The cardinal and Aurita dance, while Homer dances with Fifi. The general and the admiral dance with each other.
The cardinal falls down on the floor but Homer takes him to the nearest chair and offers him some wine.
CARDINAL
I can’t cope with this modern music. We used to dance minuet and bolero some time
ago.
He touches his head.
CARDINAL
Where is my crown?
Fifi finds it under the table. After crossing himself, the cardinal puts it back on his head.
As the music drifts about the place, the cardinal dances with Aurita, his stomach getting in the way of his erection while Homer and Fifi hide in a corner. The militaries drink and talk about their plans.
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EXT. CORNER IN LUXURIOUS YACHT- NIGHT
HOMER
You’ll be a queen tomorrow.
FIFI
And you’ll be my prince.
HOMER
That must be the general.
FIFI
He’s my prince consort.
Homer kisses her, before caressing her teats.
HOMER
You’ve made me the happiest man in the world.
FIFI
Make love to me.
Homer holds her close.
HOMER
We must get rid of your husband first.
He puts his hand up her pants

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EXT. DANCING FLOOR IN LUXURIOUS YACHT- NIGHT

CARDINAL
Homer knows about strategies. Look where he has taken Fifi.
AURITA
Let’s follow their example.
His highness limps with Aurita to another corner, where they kiss each other.
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EXT. DANCING FLOOR IN LUXURIOUS YATCH- NIGHT
Homer and Fifi dance at the tune of a bolero.
EXT. LUXURIOUS YATCH- NIGHT
GENERAL
The destroyer will be ready tomorrow then…
ADMIRAL
Those people won’t survive.
GENERAL
We must have an airplane ready to send the president away. I’m feeling
generous.
ADMIRAL
You are always been generous.
GENERAL
I don’t want much blood in our coup.
ADMIRAL
That’s good.
GENERAL
You must be the war minister.
ADMIRAL
I’m overwhelmed with your generosity.

GENERAL
We have to sign Homer’s cheques.
ADMIRAL
He’ll take care of that.