Siete minutos by Ismael Camacho Arango (the little red hen read aloud TXT) 📖

CAGANGOSTO
Where am I?
HOMER
Don’t worry, matador. You’re with me.
CAGANGOSTO
Who is me?
HOMER
I’m me.
PRESIDENT OF SALVACION
Can’t you see?
Cagangosto looks at the president.
CAGANGOSTA
Who is him?
HOMER.
You must remember the president of Salvacion, Excellency.
As Homer helps Cagangosto to stand up, he feels his right horn.

CAGANGOSTO
I’m thirsty.
CALCULATOR
Drink some wine.
The calculator gives him the bottle and Cagangosto drinks everything.
MADAM
He’s beautiful. He looks like a Miura.
PRESIDENT OF SALVACION
I’ll find my other wig.
He leaves the scene.
CALCULATOR
. I think the matador is better off now. Some bulls are very intelligent.
CAGANGOSTO
Bulls are the most intelligent animals in the world.
CALCULATOR
You can’t include calculators, of course.
CAGANGOSTO
I’m talking about animals.
HOMER
I feel thirsty after the incident. Do you want another bottle of wine, matador?
CAGANGOSTO
Yes, man.
A sailor says something to Homer.
HOMER
I have good news for you. A helicopter with the Beatles on board is about to land
on the ship.
CAGANGOSTO
The Beatles?
Madam is still naked.
MADAM
The Beatles??????
The president of Salvacion comes in, wearing a new wig.
PRESIDENT OF SALVACION
Have I heard right?
HOMER
The Beatles will arrive in a few minutes, Excellency.
PRESIDENT OF SALVACION
Are they the heroes of the British Empire???
MADAME
Yes, I’m very excited.
Homer shouts.
Mele runs across the scene, kicking his ball.
HOMER
Your majesty.