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masked. Of the eight the only one I knew was my employer, Mme. Storey.
She had come as Queen Anne Boleyn in a superb black velvet costume with
hoops and stays.
The dancers in the hall outside had unmasked long ago, but when
midnight was approaching Mme. Storey had suggested to our little party
that we would have more fun if we kept our masks on. Where all were
unknown to each other there could be no inhibitions, she said; and the
proposal was enthusiastically carried. The champagne and the fun
flowed fast and furiously, but I couldn’t help feeling from a certain
tenseness in the atmosphere that there was more going on than appeared
on the surface.
In the midst of it all Mme. Storey’s partner, a stalwart, attractive
young man in the gay costume of Harlequin, suddenly leaned back in his
chair and lifted his mask—“to get air,” he said.
I had a glimpse of a handsome, reckless, slightly drunken face, and
then the mask snapped back. But the damage was done. It was
immediately apparent to me that several people around the table had
recognised our Harlequin—particularly the two women who faced us. I
knew it by the rigid, snake-like poise of their heads. They stopped
laughing and I could imagine the cold glare of jealous rage behind
their masks.
The woman to the left who was of mature figure was dressed as a harem
favourite, and somebody had christened her Zuleika. In addition to the
mask her face was further hidden by a veil covering the lower part of
her face. The one on the other side was a slender girl whose trim
figure was cunningly set off by a sailor suit. She had earned the name
of Jackie, of course.
The man between them was all rigged out in the fantastic costume of a
Turkish Janizary or something, enormously tall hat, voluminous breeches
and a curved sword called a yataghan. We had christened him Abdullah.
It soon became evident from Abdullah’s sneering remarks that he also
knew Harlequin, and hated him. Harlequin himself appeared to be too
much uplifted by wine to realise the damage he had done in lifting his
mask. Or else he didn’t care. It was the annual ball of the Butlers’
Association in Webster Hall over on the East Side. Mme. Storey had
heard of the affair through Crider, one of her operatives who was at
that time serving as butler to the Creighton Woodleys, in an effort to
clear up the robbery of Mrs. Woodley’s jewels. The Woodleys’ former
butler, a man called George Danforth, had been given a clean bill of
health by the police. Nevertheless, it was believed to have been an
inside job, and our man Crider had been put in in Danforth’s place to
see what he could learn. Danforth presumably had got another job.
I knew nothing of the details of this Woodley jewel robbery, being all
tied up at the time in the tangle of the Lear Caybourn case. In our
office we were so swamped with criminal investigations that my employer
had to delegate part of her work to me. Mme. Storey always says she
would like to get out of the criminal part of our business; pure
psychology is her line. However, she admits there is money in crime;
also publicity. And publicity leads to more money.
I remember when our dresses for the ball were sent home I protested at
their richness and elegance. “They will make us too conspicuous at a
servants’ ball,” I said.
“We wish to be conspicuous,” she answered, and even then I did not
catch on. “This ball is going to surprise you, Bella,” she added with
a twinkle in her eye.
It did. But incidentally I may say that it surprised her too.
I was dressed as an Italian page of the Renaissance period; brown silk
tights, velvet doublet and a cunning little cap over one ear. I
blushed when I put on the tights, but I felt all right as soon as I got
behind a mask. I really have very nice legs. Mme. Storey says I don’t
know how to ballyhoo my own charms. She christened me Lorenzo, and I
answered to it all evening.
Mme. Storey as Queen Anne Boleyn in her gleaming black dress without
any note of colour was easily the finest woman present. Harlequin told
her so instantly, and thereafter he never left her side. I did not
lack for partners myself, but I confess I was a little scared amongst
all those strangers, and I took care to keep my chief within sight.
It is curious to see how, even at a masked ball, the different cliques
will form. Gradually, as the best-dressed and most elegant persons
present, our little company of eight came together.
It was Mr. Punch who asked us to supper in a private room upstairs. He
was the best turned-out of any of the men. A small man with a
considerable paunch, the part suited him. Everybody knows the costume,
doublet and knee breeches of alternate stripes of green and red velvet;
white silk stockings and shoes with big silver buckles; grotesque hump
and tall cap with the point turned down in front. A tiny gold bell
hung from the point of his cap and tinkled every time he turned his
head.
I got my second great surprise when I saw the supper room to which we
were led, the banks of roses on the table, the magnums of champagne
cooling in buckets of ice. At a butlers’ supper! Of course Mr. Punch
might have lifted the champagne from his master’s cellar, but he must
have paid for the roses. One would think it had taken a whole month’s
wages.
The eighth member of the party was a big man dressed in the flaming
costume of Mephistopheles complete with horns and forked tail. He had
a mask with headpiece that covered him entirely. All you could see of
the man himself were his rolling eyes.
The mask was fixed in a devilish leer, though the voice that came out
of it was mild enough. Such are the inconsistencies of a masquerade
party. This man spoke with an English accent, and he was the only one
who resembled one’s idea of a butler.
“They are not butlers tonight,” Mme. Storey whispered to me; “they are
only men.”
Upon taking our places we discovered that the bank of roses which
filled the whole centre of the table was interspersed with dozens of
tiny coloured electric lights. As soon as we had finished eating
somebody suggested turning out the main lights of the room in order to
show up the table decorations. This was done, and the effect was weird
in the extreme. Imagine those little lights, red, green, purple,
amongst the roses, throwing up changing shadows on the grotesque,
masked faces around the table. Mr. Punch at the head and Mephisto at
the foot looked like figures out of a nightmare. But it was all good
fun.
Mephisto made a flowery speech to the effect that he had Henry the
Eighth safe in hell, where he was making him pay with interest for his
cruel treatment of the beautiful Anne Boleyn four hundred years ago.
He described his torments with comic effect. Mr. Punch, not to be
outdone, cut the little golden bell from his cap and begged the fair
Anne to accept it as a keepsake.
“Back up! Back up, Punch!” cried Harlequin. “What do you mean making
up to the ladies with that hump on your back?”
Mr. Punch wiggled his hump comically. “You don’t know the half of it,
my boy,” he retorted good-naturedly; “that ornament gives me
personality.”
A laugh went around the table. It was at this moment that Harlequin,
in a moment of forgetfulness, raised his mask, and I saw that we were
in for trouble.
There was a silence while the two women across the table slowly
stiffened. There was a great contrast in their appearance—the big
woman in the flowing draperies of a Turkish houri, and the slender
girl in the trim sailor suit; but Zuleika and Jackie were alike in
their feelings. They had just had wine enough to make them forget
concealment. A woman’s naked jealousy is not pretty. Their masks gave
nothing away, but I could fairly feel their ugly feelings coming across
the table in waves.
The handsome Harlequin was oblivious of it. He jumped up and raised
his glass. “Bottoms up! Bottoms up,” he cried recklessly. “The
party’s getting slow!”
Abdullah in his grotesque high-crowned hat leaned across the table with
a sneer—he was seated between the two women. “As usual, you’re
liberal with the wine when another man is buying,” he said.
It was evident that all three people across the table knew Harlequin
too well for their own peace of mind, though they seemed to be unknown
to each other.
Harlequin paid no attention, having already launched forth in a speech.
The men were always making speeches. What this one was about I
couldn’t tell you; a lot of windy, humorous nonsense. Abdullah sat
opposite, glowering and fingering his glass; muttering to himself.
Finally he said aloud:
“Oh, we’ve heard that before. Change your line! Change your line!”
Harlequin, feeling that he had the crowd with him, hooted with
laughter. “Better a monkey than a crab,” he retorted.
Abdullah sprang up from the table, trembling. “How about a
blackguard?” he snarled. “A foul, lying blackguard!”
Harlequin gave a leap and quicker than I could follow the blow, struck
him on the side of the head. Abdullah rocked drunkenly and the tall
hat rolled to the floor. He seemed not to know how to defend himself,
but just stood there taking Harlequin’s lightning blows. His one idea
was to keep his adversary from unmasking him; he pressed a hand over
his mask to keep it on.
The wildest confusion followed. To my astonishment the two women who
had seemed to be enraged at the gay Harlequin now turned on Abdullah,
and the unfortunate Janizary was badly knocked about before aid could
reach him. Following a blind instinct we all rushed to get into it,
either to join the m�l�e or to stop it, I can hardly say which. Only
Anne Boleyn stood coldly to one side.
It was an ugly scene; men punching and cursing; women screeching and
clawing. When the two women were pulled away from Abdullah, they
attacked each other. I have a vague impression that some of the
dancers ran in from the hall, and were hustled out again by Mephisto.
I know that a couple of waiters appeared and helped to stop the fight.
Suddenly it was over. Harlequin and Abdullah were separated and
pressed back. Harlequin was laughing. He had lost his mask for good
now. The handsome, masculine face showed with extraordinary vividness
amongst all the masked ones. I had never seen the man before that
night.
I heard little Jackie moaning softly: “George! George!”
Zuleika turned on her, snarling: “Shut up, you fool! What is he to
you?”
One of Abdullah’s cheeks was badly clawed, but he had succeeded in
hanging on to his mask.
And then simultaneously we all became aware of the ugly little
automatic lying in the middle of the clear space where they had just
been struggling. We gazed at it in horror. Nobody could tell how it
had got there.
II“Whose is it?” asked Mr. Punch hoarsely.
There was no answer.
“It must be
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