English as She is Spoke by Pedro Carolino (funny books to read .txt) 📖

| Service-tree
  Chest nut-tree | Jujube-tree
                        Linden-tree.

Flowers.

  Anemony | Mil-foils
  Blue-bottle | Hink
                         Turnsol.

Hunting.

  Hunting dog | Picker
  Relay dog | Gun-powder
  Hound dog | Priming-powder
  Hound's fee | Hunts man

Colours.

  White | Gridelin
  Cray | Musk
                           Red.

Metals and minerals.

  Starch | Latten
  Cooper | Plaster
                         Vitriole

Common stones.

  Loadstones | White lead
  Brick | Gum-stone

Weights.

  Counterpoise | An obole
  A pound an half | A quater ounce.

Games.

  Football-ball | Pile
  Bar | Mall
  Gleek | Even or non even
  Carousal | Keel

Perfumes.

  Benzion | Pomatum
  Perfume paw | Storax

On the church.

  The sides of the nef | The little cellal
  The holywater-pot | The boby of the church

Solemn-feasts.

  The Deads-day | The Vigil
  The Twelfth-Dat | The Visitation

Ecclesiastical dignities.

  Incumbent | General of an order
  Canon | Penitentiary
  Canoness | Theologist
  Chanter, a clerk | General curate

Chivalry orders.

  Black eagle | Elephant
  Avis, advice | Honour Legion
  Calatrava | Saint Michaelmas
                        Very-merit.

Degrees.

  A cannoneer | A general to galeries
  A vessel captain | A great admiral
  A harbinger | A king a lieutenant
  A parapet | A quater master
  A army general | A vice admiral's ship

Military objects.

  The bait. | The fire pan
  An arquebuse | A bomb ketch
  A bandoleer | The military case
                      A fusil, a gun.

Music's instruments.

  A flagelet | A dreum
                      A hurdy-gurdy.

Chastisements.

  A fine | To break upon
  Honourable fine | To tear off the flesh
                To draw to four horses

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Familiar Phrases.

  Go to send for.
  Have you say that?
  Have you understand that he says?
  At what purpose have say so?
  Put your confidence at my.
  At what o'clock dine him?
  Apply you at the study during that you are young.
  Dress your hairs.
  Sing an area.
  These apricots and these peaches make me and to come water in mouth.
  How do you can it to deny?
  Wax my shoes.
  That is that I have think.
  That are the dishes whose you must be and to abstain.
  This meat ist not too over do.
  This ink is white.
  This room is filled of bugs.
  This girl have a beauty edge.
  It is a noise which to cleave the head.
  This wood is fill of thief's.
  Tell me, it can one to know?
  Give me some good milk newly get out.
  To morrow hi shall be entirely (her master) or unoccupied.
  She do not that to talk and to cackle.
  Dry this wine.
  He laughs at my nose, he jest by me.
  He has spit in my coat.
  He has me take out my hairs.
  He does me some kicks.
  He has scratch the face with hers nails.
  He burns one's self the brains.
  He is valuable his weight's gold.
  He has the word for to laugh.
  He do the devil at four.
  He make to weep the room.
  He was fighted in duel.
  They fight one's selfs together.
  He do want to fall.
  It must never to laugh of the unhappies.
  He was wanting to be killed.
  I am confused all yours civilities.
  I am catched cold.
  I not make what to coughand spit.
  Never I have feeld a such heat
  Till say-us?
  Till hither.
  I have put my stockings outward.
  I have croped the candle.
  I have mind to vomit.
  I will not to sleep on street.
  I am catched cold in the brain.
  I am pinking me with a pin.
  I dead myself in envy to see her.
  I take a broth all morning.
  I shall not tell you than two woods.
  Have you understanded?
  Let him have know?
  Have you understand they?
  Do you know they?
  Do you know they to?
  The storm is go over.
  The sun begins to dissipe it.
  Witch prefer you?
  The paving stone is sliphery.
  The thunderbolt is falling down.
  The rose-trees begins to button.
  The ears are too length.
  The hands itch at him.
  Have you forgeted me?
  Lay him hir apron.
  Help-to a little most the better yours terms.
  Dont you are awaken yet?
  That should must me to cost my life.
  We are in the canicule.
  No budge you there.
  Do not might one's understand to speak.
  Where are their stockings, their shoes, her shirt and her petlicot?
  One's can to believe you?
  One's find-modest the young men rarely.
  If can't to please at every one's.
  Take that boy and whip him to much.
  Take attention to cut you self.
  Take care to dirt you self.
  Dress my horse.
  Since you not go out, I shall go out nor I neither.
  That may dead if I lie you.
  What is it who want you?
  Why you no helps me to?
  Upon my live.
  All trees have very deal bear.
  A throat's ill.
  You shall catch cold one's.
  You make grins.
  Will some mutton?
  Will you fat or slight?
  Will you this?
  Will you a bon?
  You not make who to babble.
  You not make that to prate all day's work.
  You interompt me.
  You mistake you self heavily.
  You come too rare.

End First Part's

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Familiar Dialogues

For to wish the good morning.

  How does your father do?
  He is very well.
  I am very delight of it. Were is it?
  I shall come back soon, I was no came that to know how you are.

For make a visit in the morning.

  Is your master at home?
  Yes, sir.
  Is it up.
  No, sir, he sleep yet.
  I go make that he get up.
  It come in one's? How is it, you are in bed yet?
  Yesterday at evening, I was to bed so late that
  I may not rising me soon that morning.
  Well! what you have done after the supper?
  We have sung, danced, laugh and played.
  What game?
  To the picket.
  Whom I am sorry do not have know it!
  Who have prevailed upon?
  I had gained ten lewis.
  Till at what o'clock its had play one?
  Un till two o'clock after mid night.
  At what o'clock are you go to bed.
  Half pass three.
  I am no astonished if you get up so late.
  What o'clock is it?
  What o'clock you think is it?
  I think is not yet eight o'clock.
  How is that, eight 'clock! it is ten 'clock struck.
  It must then what I rise me quickly.
  Adieu, my deer, I leave you. If can to see you at six clock to the
    hotel from ***, we swill dine togetter.
  Willingly. Good by.

For to dress him self.

  John, make haste, lighted the fire and dress-me.
  Give me my shirt.
  There is it sir.
  Is it no hot, it is too cold yet.
  If you like, I will hot it.
  No, no, bring me my silk stocking's.
  Its are make holes.
  Make its a point, or make to mend them.
  Comb me, take another comb. Give me my handkarchief.
  There is a clean, sir.
  What coat dress you to day?
  Those that I had yesterday.
  The