Author's e-books - Funny. Page - 4
Told in first person, a college-bound freshman describes her departure from home and all the obstacles along the way.
“Why would you have Sammy Sosa’s baby socks?”
The crazy comic strip adventures of Acorn and his friends; cartoons I've been drawing for a while now.
I will be working more on this, with Rootrot's help.
Evan; A seventeen year old just as normal as you are. blue eyes,goes to school has bright red hair neatly cut into a mohawk..(wait that's not normal) So who the hell is Evan? and what does she find out that makes her suddenly tip over the edge? What makes her clock.plum.nuts? and more importantly why did I just write "Clock.plum nuts" found out Whats the deal with Evan in "Evan" a story that will make you laugh,cry,wonder, and question,"What the hell.."
Meagan Brewer puts her heart into her journal as she searches and hopes to find one man that wants what she wants, love. The twists and turns of this twenty-six year old woman’s dating life sends her to her Go-to-Guy and best friend Charlie on a regular basis as she tries to make sense of life, herself, and the men she meets while looking for Mr. Right. What if the one man she may be falling for would ruin everything?
*Entered into the 30-Day Diary Contest of 2011
(Revised 11/06/11. This my first completed novel at a little over 11,000 words.)
Lydia Grant is the new werewolf in town.
Her mom is a whore or an in needing of loving, okay, well whore, and has a different man over every week, but only due to the fact that, Lydia's father left them when Lydia was three years old and she thought it was the only way to aid her depression, of course, other than drugs and alcohol.
Only 17, Lydia still takes care of all of the bills and her mother by working at a diner, called "More Food", I know right, so original. While working at the diner, a customer she is serving just so happens to be the alpha's son and also her mate. He immediately wants her but she is not so sure she wants him, with all of the work and mother problems she isn't so sure she is ready for a mate right now. But, he isn't willing to give up so easily.
Follow me in this story as he tries to when her over with his love, if he can or if he does are they going to be able to handle all of the drama that comes with it? Can they handle the mothers, fathers, playboys, and yes, sluts?
BTW! I don't really have an age limit on this, whoever wants to read this , may, just pre-warning that there is cursing and there may be some scene unsuitable for some people. SO, if you believe you are mature enough to read all that stuff, OR you are an adult and don't mind the swearing and certain scenes...Feel free to enter my book of weirdness and ENJOY(Hopefully)!
Told in first person, a college-bound freshman describes her departure from home and all the obstacles along the way.
“Why would you have Sammy Sosa’s baby socks?”
The crazy comic strip adventures of Acorn and his friends; cartoons I've been drawing for a while now.
I will be working more on this, with Rootrot's help.
Evan; A seventeen year old just as normal as you are. blue eyes,goes to school has bright red hair neatly cut into a mohawk..(wait that's not normal) So who the hell is Evan? and what does she find out that makes her suddenly tip over the edge? What makes her clock.plum.nuts? and more importantly why did I just write "Clock.plum nuts" found out Whats the deal with Evan in "Evan" a story that will make you laugh,cry,wonder, and question,"What the hell.."
Meagan Brewer puts her heart into her journal as she searches and hopes to find one man that wants what she wants, love. The twists and turns of this twenty-six year old woman’s dating life sends her to her Go-to-Guy and best friend Charlie on a regular basis as she tries to make sense of life, herself, and the men she meets while looking for Mr. Right. What if the one man she may be falling for would ruin everything?
*Entered into the 30-Day Diary Contest of 2011
(Revised 11/06/11. This my first completed novel at a little over 11,000 words.)
Lydia Grant is the new werewolf in town.
Her mom is a whore or an in needing of loving, okay, well whore, and has a different man over every week, but only due to the fact that, Lydia's father left them when Lydia was three years old and she thought it was the only way to aid her depression, of course, other than drugs and alcohol.
Only 17, Lydia still takes care of all of the bills and her mother by working at a diner, called "More Food", I know right, so original. While working at the diner, a customer she is serving just so happens to be the alpha's son and also her mate. He immediately wants her but she is not so sure she wants him, with all of the work and mother problems she isn't so sure she is ready for a mate right now. But, he isn't willing to give up so easily.
Follow me in this story as he tries to when her over with his love, if he can or if he does are they going to be able to handle all of the drama that comes with it? Can they handle the mothers, fathers, playboys, and yes, sluts?
BTW! I don't really have an age limit on this, whoever wants to read this , may, just pre-warning that there is cursing and there may be some scene unsuitable for some people. SO, if you believe you are mature enough to read all that stuff, OR you are an adult and don't mind the swearing and certain scenes...Feel free to enter my book of weirdness and ENJOY(Hopefully)!