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he is having his worst summer , see how worst it can get
After the horrible bone-chilling massacre in Jameson village, a place long forgotten and abandoned, Jacob, a gifted werewolf, swore he would never associate with anyone ever again, that he would live the rest of his days in the forests far from the cities and towns to pay back the debt of the lives in his old life. But years later, he is drawn to a city he's never been to, a town full of blood sucking leeches, better known as vampires, the sworn enemy of werewolves and vice versa. As much as he wants to leave fate keeps pushing him back. And the reason is simple yet confusing, a girl who he has seen only once, but has already embedded herself in his mind, and vice versa. Both of them know the truth of what they are feeling, but cannot except it. As the two slowly slowly discover the truths of the other, passions flare, treacherous plots are put into motion, and an forbidden yet unbreakable bond is formed.
'Caution, this novel has explicit mature content. If this were a TV show or a movie, this would be rated TV/MA. If you don't care, go ahead and read.'
'I'll bet you Sam doesn't know how to give a good kiss.'
'Why don't you see for your self' Ethan commented raising his eyebrows.
'Fine.' I said not glancing back as I swiftly moved towards the so called girl ‘sam’. She looked pretty sexy tonight. She was wearing a tight black dress that hugged her in all the right places and oh how I would love to run my hands over those tanned thighs~ woh.snap out of it. I'm here to kiss her not have sex with her. I slinked my hand around her waist and she spun around turning her eyes towards me and instantly they were filled with lust.
'Heyy' she said slurring her words. She must be drunk. I could feel her heavy breathing as she pressed her boobs onto my hard chest. I kissed her lightly then ran my tongue over her bottom lip asking for an entrance. She gave it to me. Our tongues played with each other until she slid her hand down my pants. 'More' She moaned loud and clear so that the people around her begun to take interest. I flinched as her hand reached my now rock hard cock. She begun to clutch it and stroke it when I pulled away. She looked confused and the lust in those sexy eyes made me feel angry with myself we didn't continue, but a kiss was all I promised. I wish I could have more. To have my self in her. Oh man. I thought as I strode back to my friends. 'Wow. Due she wanted you in her.'
'I know man. The lust in her eyes.' And in mine I secretly thought to myself.
Kay isn't normal exactly, but she's managed to fit in with the other people in her life. When a series of phenomenon occur, she blames it on puberty. When an insane, power-hungry immortal comes for her, however, she must decide who she'll side with: The strange unorthodox group of freak teens who claim she's a Supernatural? Or the cunning overlord who's willing to kill--slowly--in order to get what he wants?
On an otherwise normal day in Wonderland, the Knave of Hearts is arrested by the secret police. Outraged by what he believes to be an injustice, his valet, the March Hare, sets out to free him. Along the way he attends a mad tea party, witnesses the death and resurrection of the Queen of Hearts and uncovers a terrifying secret that could destroy not only his world, but ours too.
This book is sooo funny that you will read it twice.
Romance buds in this gentle offbeat comedy of manners.
Riley Turner was sick of the horrible life she had at home and ran away to a boarding school. Not only do to teachers seem to hate her, but she was kissed in public by a popular,good looking guy on her first day! She learns that the guy who embarrassed her on her first day by kissing her is a childhood friend. She literally walks in on his biggest secret...
You often hear of adventurers hacking their way through dungeons, braving all manner of dangers to reach the treasure, but have you ever spared a thought for the denizens who put their un-life on the line every day to allow such adventures?
No?
Maybe it’s time you had a look then!
Gabriela Levine was a normal, average student, until a mysterious boy comes into her life with moves as smooth as glass. The mysterious boy falls head over heals for Gabby, but is she really worth it? Death or love? A sacrifice made...
he is having his worst summer , see how worst it can get
After the horrible bone-chilling massacre in Jameson village, a place long forgotten and abandoned, Jacob, a gifted werewolf, swore he would never associate with anyone ever again, that he would live the rest of his days in the forests far from the cities and towns to pay back the debt of the lives in his old life. But years later, he is drawn to a city he's never been to, a town full of blood sucking leeches, better known as vampires, the sworn enemy of werewolves and vice versa. As much as he wants to leave fate keeps pushing him back. And the reason is simple yet confusing, a girl who he has seen only once, but has already embedded herself in his mind, and vice versa. Both of them know the truth of what they are feeling, but cannot except it. As the two slowly slowly discover the truths of the other, passions flare, treacherous plots are put into motion, and an forbidden yet unbreakable bond is formed.
'Caution, this novel has explicit mature content. If this were a TV show or a movie, this would be rated TV/MA. If you don't care, go ahead and read.'
'I'll bet you Sam doesn't know how to give a good kiss.'
'Why don't you see for your self' Ethan commented raising his eyebrows.
'Fine.' I said not glancing back as I swiftly moved towards the so called girl ‘sam’. She looked pretty sexy tonight. She was wearing a tight black dress that hugged her in all the right places and oh how I would love to run my hands over those tanned thighs~ woh.snap out of it. I'm here to kiss her not have sex with her. I slinked my hand around her waist and she spun around turning her eyes towards me and instantly they were filled with lust.
'Heyy' she said slurring her words. She must be drunk. I could feel her heavy breathing as she pressed her boobs onto my hard chest. I kissed her lightly then ran my tongue over her bottom lip asking for an entrance. She gave it to me. Our tongues played with each other until she slid her hand down my pants. 'More' She moaned loud and clear so that the people around her begun to take interest. I flinched as her hand reached my now rock hard cock. She begun to clutch it and stroke it when I pulled away. She looked confused and the lust in those sexy eyes made me feel angry with myself we didn't continue, but a kiss was all I promised. I wish I could have more. To have my self in her. Oh man. I thought as I strode back to my friends. 'Wow. Due she wanted you in her.'
'I know man. The lust in her eyes.' And in mine I secretly thought to myself.
Kay isn't normal exactly, but she's managed to fit in with the other people in her life. When a series of phenomenon occur, she blames it on puberty. When an insane, power-hungry immortal comes for her, however, she must decide who she'll side with: The strange unorthodox group of freak teens who claim she's a Supernatural? Or the cunning overlord who's willing to kill--slowly--in order to get what he wants?
On an otherwise normal day in Wonderland, the Knave of Hearts is arrested by the secret police. Outraged by what he believes to be an injustice, his valet, the March Hare, sets out to free him. Along the way he attends a mad tea party, witnesses the death and resurrection of the Queen of Hearts and uncovers a terrifying secret that could destroy not only his world, but ours too.
This book is sooo funny that you will read it twice.
Romance buds in this gentle offbeat comedy of manners.
Riley Turner was sick of the horrible life she had at home and ran away to a boarding school. Not only do to teachers seem to hate her, but she was kissed in public by a popular,good looking guy on her first day! She learns that the guy who embarrassed her on her first day by kissing her is a childhood friend. She literally walks in on his biggest secret...
You often hear of adventurers hacking their way through dungeons, braving all manner of dangers to reach the treasure, but have you ever spared a thought for the denizens who put their un-life on the line every day to allow such adventures?
No?
Maybe it’s time you had a look then!
Gabriela Levine was a normal, average student, until a mysterious boy comes into her life with moves as smooth as glass. The mysterious boy falls head over heals for Gabby, but is she really worth it? Death or love? A sacrifice made...