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There’s a very fine line between being sarcastic and being a callous jerk. Many, many people obviously have no idea where that line starts or stops. The best way to determine which is which is to imagine your words coming out of someone else’s mouth and imagine they’re being said about you. That should put things in perspective and help you not be someone you’d want to strangle if you were on the receiving end of your own “sarcasm”.
Silver O'Conor is your almost every day teen.She has no parents and lives with her best friend.And everyone in town knows her.How?She is who they call Ms.Sarcastic.It's the language she speaks fluently.
I was now on my way to meet the king, the vampire kind to be exact. But to get there I had to pass where my ex-ex-vampire lover lived. So I decided to drop by and say "was up, 'Dr. Awesome'" when another problem came up.
My old master, Master found me. Now, I have to try and fight him, or possibly kill him to be able to live. Either way, my life right now, smells like hell.
Everyone loves a laugh
'Funnier than Clarkson',..... 'Wittier than Bryson',.......Just two of the endorsements unlikely to grace the meanderings of a cheerful cynic in India's hippy paradise, Goa.
this book is about a girl going out with this boy for 3 years and he finally break it off. her heart been hurting ever since. so she think her life is a movie.so months later she get into fashion and she get in touch with a new boy
Isadore moves back to the big windy city, Chicago. To live with her older brother, Dane. Attending Chrevord High School , she bumps into this dreamy mystery guy, Elijah. Elijah seems like the perfect ideal guy, who end up stealing her heart and sweeping her off her feet.
Elijah has fallen in love with Isadore but hasn't really been truthful about who he really is. Would she accept his inner being and still love him the same? or would she run away, mouth open in horror to the real Elijah Wormwood.
This book is sooo funny that you will read it twice.
So, this girl ends up moving in with her older brother and his friends and she catches feelings for her brothers best friend. I hope you enjoy reading this as much as I enjoyed writing it!
"Roaming the night,
Waiting, Watching.
Intriguing the few males,
they see a goddess.
Dances with danger,
As the hell music becomes seductive and sure.
As Female, is clothed,
As goddess, Skyclad.
At Hell one way,
At Heaven another.
She: wants Mundane, Is Angelic, Will be Demonic.
This shall be the norm.
The Radiance surrounds strong,
pulls her own blood into bed.
This resurrected rose awaits her champions, her lovers, her mates.
In time her little ones shall come to be due."
Anastasia has no memory
prior to 14...Sound suspicious? Four nights now, Anastasia had seen the boy on her balcony. At first, she was afraid to tell her parents, thinking they'd assume she was seeing things, or worse, they'd worry about her. Who was this strange boy? Home-schooled and isolated, she soon finds herself in a new terror story: highschool. She soon meets Emmanuel, Juliet, And Luke, the sluts of the school. She suddenly is surrounded in the fiction she believed her whole life was fake...Vampires, Werewolves, Angels, Demons, Gods and Goddesses. Will she be able to find out exactly who she is, and make something out of her mixed up life? All Anastasia wanted
to do was get
married, and settle
down like any
normal mundie girl...But that's too hard when you've got about a thousand guys falling for you, and unwanted attention...
All Emmanuel could think about was Anastasia. He swore, her skin was so white and soft-looking, she could have been feathers rather than skin. Her curly hair, so red, just like flames, dancing in the wind. Her lips, they looked soft like a perfect pink shade of velvet. The most hypnotizing thing was her eyes. Those big, owl-like eyes. The first time he saw her, he wanted her. No, not for blood. he wanted her for...That was the part he wasn't sure about yet. The first time he saw her, Emmanuel almost went in the house. He wanted to kiss her that much. One thing for sure, if he couldn't have her, he'll protect her from any threat, even though the only notable threat is himself. Will they last long, or will anger, jealousy, and mistakes cause Anastasia to unveil her truth alone?
*Includes Foul Language*
Ruby's life is going fine until The Riches arrive at her school. Making it more hard to keep with the promise her mother told her. Can Ruby and Conor be together without trouble?
There’s a very fine line between being sarcastic and being a callous jerk. Many, many people obviously have no idea where that line starts or stops. The best way to determine which is which is to imagine your words coming out of someone else’s mouth and imagine they’re being said about you. That should put things in perspective and help you not be someone you’d want to strangle if you were on the receiving end of your own “sarcasm”.
Silver O'Conor is your almost every day teen.She has no parents and lives with her best friend.And everyone in town knows her.How?She is who they call Ms.Sarcastic.It's the language she speaks fluently.
I was now on my way to meet the king, the vampire kind to be exact. But to get there I had to pass where my ex-ex-vampire lover lived. So I decided to drop by and say "was up, 'Dr. Awesome'" when another problem came up.
My old master, Master found me. Now, I have to try and fight him, or possibly kill him to be able to live. Either way, my life right now, smells like hell.
Everyone loves a laugh
'Funnier than Clarkson',..... 'Wittier than Bryson',.......Just two of the endorsements unlikely to grace the meanderings of a cheerful cynic in India's hippy paradise, Goa.
this book is about a girl going out with this boy for 3 years and he finally break it off. her heart been hurting ever since. so she think her life is a movie.so months later she get into fashion and she get in touch with a new boy
Isadore moves back to the big windy city, Chicago. To live with her older brother, Dane. Attending Chrevord High School , she bumps into this dreamy mystery guy, Elijah. Elijah seems like the perfect ideal guy, who end up stealing her heart and sweeping her off her feet.
Elijah has fallen in love with Isadore but hasn't really been truthful about who he really is. Would she accept his inner being and still love him the same? or would she run away, mouth open in horror to the real Elijah Wormwood.
This book is sooo funny that you will read it twice.
So, this girl ends up moving in with her older brother and his friends and she catches feelings for her brothers best friend. I hope you enjoy reading this as much as I enjoyed writing it!
"Roaming the night,
Waiting, Watching.
Intriguing the few males,
they see a goddess.
Dances with danger,
As the hell music becomes seductive and sure.
As Female, is clothed,
As goddess, Skyclad.
At Hell one way,
At Heaven another.
She: wants Mundane, Is Angelic, Will be Demonic.
This shall be the norm.
The Radiance surrounds strong,
pulls her own blood into bed.
This resurrected rose awaits her champions, her lovers, her mates.
In time her little ones shall come to be due."
Anastasia has no memory
prior to 14...Sound suspicious? Four nights now, Anastasia had seen the boy on her balcony. At first, she was afraid to tell her parents, thinking they'd assume she was seeing things, or worse, they'd worry about her. Who was this strange boy? Home-schooled and isolated, she soon finds herself in a new terror story: highschool. She soon meets Emmanuel, Juliet, And Luke, the sluts of the school. She suddenly is surrounded in the fiction she believed her whole life was fake...Vampires, Werewolves, Angels, Demons, Gods and Goddesses. Will she be able to find out exactly who she is, and make something out of her mixed up life? All Anastasia wanted
to do was get
married, and settle
down like any
normal mundie girl...But that's too hard when you've got about a thousand guys falling for you, and unwanted attention...
All Emmanuel could think about was Anastasia. He swore, her skin was so white and soft-looking, she could have been feathers rather than skin. Her curly hair, so red, just like flames, dancing in the wind. Her lips, they looked soft like a perfect pink shade of velvet. The most hypnotizing thing was her eyes. Those big, owl-like eyes. The first time he saw her, he wanted her. No, not for blood. he wanted her for...That was the part he wasn't sure about yet. The first time he saw her, Emmanuel almost went in the house. He wanted to kiss her that much. One thing for sure, if he couldn't have her, he'll protect her from any threat, even though the only notable threat is himself. Will they last long, or will anger, jealousy, and mistakes cause Anastasia to unveil her truth alone?
*Includes Foul Language*
Ruby's life is going fine until The Riches arrive at her school. Making it more hard to keep with the promise her mother told her. Can Ruby and Conor be together without trouble?