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The story of a prideful and rebellious squirrel of the South who steps up to provide for his family when his father is injured. But he soon learns that his boastful nature is no match for the mighty predator hawk, Raptor.
Some funny, random stuff that would make you smile, a bunch :) have a very very random crazy insane day person I don't know and pan on not knowing unless your at school or perhaps part of my family *coughs from lack of air*
If you have ever wondered what it would be like to crash a fairground ride, upset the Russian mob, humiliate yourself before millions of people on national television, cause eleven thousand pounds damage to a restaurant in Blackpool as a result of your ineptitude with an industrial belt sander, be a bodyguard, make a movie with an A-list Hollywood actress, try to start a business in holographic confectionery, pole-dance, hang a lawnmower from a tree, receive a VIP tour of The Whitehouse, become a Born-Again Christian (for a bit), accidentally commit an armed robbery, be Santa Claus, become homeless after laundering twelve grand in Scottish hundred-pound notes from under your kitchen sink, learn to make weaponised plutonium, fall asleep on a push-bike, sell a pair of rusty skis, be sued over a fictional secret agent by an altogether terrifyingly real firm of international lawyers, hang twenty four thousand chickens on a rack, be pursued by the paparazzi, attend a fancy dress party as a serial killer, buy twenty five thousand terracotta flower pots for a pound, co-host a radio talk show, buy a crane, flee your home in fear of a gangster ordering your legs by snapped like Twiglets, experience a surreal time-travelling incident, mislabel boxes of creosote, throw-up on stage while trying to host a game show, learn to fly, escape an assassination attempt with the assistance of a cup of tea and a cheese sandwich, or be normal... then you're no longer alone.
Welcome to Danland.
Welcome to No stranger to the P45.
If I have to, I have to. I don't have a choice. I'm obligated to fight the Archers and that's final.
My name is Danielle but everyone calls me Ellie. At first my life was the perfectly normal teenage girl life. But everything changed when I was in a car crash and all my friends and my parents died except for me and my best friend, Jason. Why did this have to happen? I'm a good person! I never deserved this. And now I have to live with fact that Jason is a werewolf and also my mark aka imprint. Nothing will ever be the same. My life is now a wild goose chase. I don't know how I'm even surviving. But hey, life does that to you and you have to deal with it. Life is all about changes right?
It Started when I saw a Dollar Paper Bill...
And everything changed....
Who knew that, something you see while walking to your school leads you to the love of your life?
> . < Everything Inside this book, is use for entertainment only...
And is not meant to offend anyone
i not sure but i think it will make u laugh and smile.i will be updating it when i can.
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CHANGE is based on a dream I had. It is an original story written by me. It is full of shapeshifters, hot guys and funny moments. I'm going to upload more soon when I'm satisfied with it.
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Read it! The story is worth it and its only 1 1/4 pages!
And be ready! You may like it!
The story of a prideful and rebellious squirrel of the South who steps up to provide for his family when his father is injured. But he soon learns that his boastful nature is no match for the mighty predator hawk, Raptor.
Some funny, random stuff that would make you smile, a bunch :) have a very very random crazy insane day person I don't know and pan on not knowing unless your at school or perhaps part of my family *coughs from lack of air*
If you have ever wondered what it would be like to crash a fairground ride, upset the Russian mob, humiliate yourself before millions of people on national television, cause eleven thousand pounds damage to a restaurant in Blackpool as a result of your ineptitude with an industrial belt sander, be a bodyguard, make a movie with an A-list Hollywood actress, try to start a business in holographic confectionery, pole-dance, hang a lawnmower from a tree, receive a VIP tour of The Whitehouse, become a Born-Again Christian (for a bit), accidentally commit an armed robbery, be Santa Claus, become homeless after laundering twelve grand in Scottish hundred-pound notes from under your kitchen sink, learn to make weaponised plutonium, fall asleep on a push-bike, sell a pair of rusty skis, be sued over a fictional secret agent by an altogether terrifyingly real firm of international lawyers, hang twenty four thousand chickens on a rack, be pursued by the paparazzi, attend a fancy dress party as a serial killer, buy twenty five thousand terracotta flower pots for a pound, co-host a radio talk show, buy a crane, flee your home in fear of a gangster ordering your legs by snapped like Twiglets, experience a surreal time-travelling incident, mislabel boxes of creosote, throw-up on stage while trying to host a game show, learn to fly, escape an assassination attempt with the assistance of a cup of tea and a cheese sandwich, or be normal... then you're no longer alone.
Welcome to Danland.
Welcome to No stranger to the P45.
If I have to, I have to. I don't have a choice. I'm obligated to fight the Archers and that's final.
My name is Danielle but everyone calls me Ellie. At first my life was the perfectly normal teenage girl life. But everything changed when I was in a car crash and all my friends and my parents died except for me and my best friend, Jason. Why did this have to happen? I'm a good person! I never deserved this. And now I have to live with fact that Jason is a werewolf and also my mark aka imprint. Nothing will ever be the same. My life is now a wild goose chase. I don't know how I'm even surviving. But hey, life does that to you and you have to deal with it. Life is all about changes right?
It Started when I saw a Dollar Paper Bill...
And everything changed....
Who knew that, something you see while walking to your school leads you to the love of your life?
> . < Everything Inside this book, is use for entertainment only...
And is not meant to offend anyone
i not sure but i think it will make u laugh and smile.i will be updating it when i can.
hermione, ron, harry, malfoy gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
CHANGE is based on a dream I had. It is an original story written by me. It is full of shapeshifters, hot guys and funny moments. I'm going to upload more soon when I'm satisfied with it.
What will chicken boy get up to next? What will chicken boy get up to next? What will chicken boy get up to next? What will chicken boy get up to next? What will chicken boy get up to next? What will chicken boy get up to next? What will chicken boy get up to next? What will chicken boy get up to next? What will chicken boy get up to next? What will chicken boy get up to next? What will chicken boy get up to next? What will chicken boy get up to next? What will chicken boy get up to next? What will chicken boy get up to next? What will chicken boy get up to next? What will chicken boy get up to next? What will chicken boy get up to next? What will chicken boy get up to next? What will chicken boy get up to next? What will chicken boy get up to next? What will chicken boy get up to next? What will chicken boy get up to next? What will chicken boy get up to next? What will chicken boy get up to next? What will chicken boy get up to next? What will chicken boy get up to next? What will chicken boy get up to next? What will chicken boy get up to next? What will chicken boy get up to next? What will chicken boy get up to next? What will chicken boy get up to next? What will chicken boy get up to next? What will chicken boy get up to next? What will chicken boy get up to next? What will chicken boy get up to next? What will chicken boy get up to next? What will chicken boy get up to next? What will chicken boy get up to next? What will chicken boy get up to next? What will chicken boy get up to next? What will chicken boy get up to next? What will chicken boy get up to next? What will chicken boy get up to next? What will chicken boy get up to next? What will chicken boy get up to next? What will chicken boy get up to next? What will chicken boy get up to next? What will chicken boy get up to next? What will chicken boy get up to next? What will chicken boy get up to next? What will chicken boy get up to next? What will chicken boy get up to next? What will chicken boy get up to next? What will chicken boy get up to next?
Read it! The story is worth it and its only 1 1/4 pages!
And be ready! You may like it!