Author's e-books - humor. Page - 11
Ellie Marie is just a normal southern girl, minus the fact that shes a body guard and contract killer who lives with her crazy Aunt Betty who practices witchcraft and lives on the Louisiana Bayou. Ellie is still trying to find her place on the swamp through every late night clean up in New Orleans and through her rocky emotional state of unsteady relationships, male or female. So she does what she knows best as she paves the road...
It is about a writer's valiant attempt to get published. Alas, the publisher is not interested. A humorous script in dialog form
I`m Maggie, Maggie Heartrite. I`m a nerd, dork, and loser. Going to my second year of high school. I`m going to a new high school too. And it`s so wierd bullies, normal, evil teachers, normal, wackos, normal. Oh and Fashion Police !?!? Well I hope you enjoy my journal (I know I won`t).
Is the truth really that necessary?
Created for the one-sided phone conversation contest. Thank you for reading :)
Kitty lost and scared, runs away from her father. Her father brutally killed her mother and kidnapped her brother. She is the last wolf so it makes it difficult to hide herself from males. She can’t love and when she tries to say it, it comes out I hate you. But after meeting a boy she does feel something for him, will he be able to change her? Will she get her brother back unharmed? And the big war that’s coming will she survive?
I'm sorry for making a new one, but for some reason it deleted my other one.
Arabesque is an accomplished tamer of animals and sometime woodcutter. She and her companions, human and animal, frequent the Faded Tabard Inn, a comfortable and familiar oasis.
Ari's friends and their animal companions - always loyal, occasionally sneaky, and constantly entertaining - will surprise you. Laugh along with the antics of Bad Karma, Whiskey, Nightmare the Bear and the other clever characters found in these tales.
There is seldom a dull moment when animal cunning and human emotions mix in this rough and tumble world.
Come share in the adventure. Your place at the table is reserved.
(Your place on the Cover could be assured, too. Please see the Dedication for more info.)
Jamie, Miriam, and Fiona are 3 BFFs who are just happening to be going on a shopping trip. But when they step into a trap, 3 men kindap them. Jamie makes them angry with her humor, Miriam is shy and quiet, while Fiona tries to persuade them into letting them free. Will they ever escape? Or will they all soon fall in love...
Buddy Hazelton, chairman of the Brandenburg College philosophy department, quit his job to join the Waverly Brothers Traveling Circus. Later today the middle-aged man is being shot out of a cannon.
This is a short story about a person who writes e-mail but not any normal e-mails. E-mails to the days and months, plus a whole lot of other monkeys tail that need not to be mentioned.
Roniica is staying at her Aunt's house for the summer. She knows her Aunt is different. But what she doesn't know is that this trip is going to change her life forever. When she finds the little hut in the forest that is also know as Jaden's house, she thinks she met a nice boy who she might have a crush on. but meeting him has made things worse for all of Western Gate. but neither of them know it. read this book with caution for what you read will never leave your mind.
Hi! It's Lora, I have this website called www.writingunplugged.weebly.com and it has some of my books from bookrix on it. I am in the middle of making a website called www.insidethebooks.com which is a website that will have lists of the characters and places and all around info about my books! So if you have any questions about my books, I will try and answer them on there! So just message or comment questions to me! Thanks!
-Lora Carlson.
Ellie Marie is just a normal southern girl, minus the fact that shes a body guard and contract killer who lives with her crazy Aunt Betty who practices witchcraft and lives on the Louisiana Bayou. Ellie is still trying to find her place on the swamp through every late night clean up in New Orleans and through her rocky emotional state of unsteady relationships, male or female. So she does what she knows best as she paves the road...
It is about a writer's valiant attempt to get published. Alas, the publisher is not interested. A humorous script in dialog form
I`m Maggie, Maggie Heartrite. I`m a nerd, dork, and loser. Going to my second year of high school. I`m going to a new high school too. And it`s so wierd bullies, normal, evil teachers, normal, wackos, normal. Oh and Fashion Police !?!? Well I hope you enjoy my journal (I know I won`t).
Is the truth really that necessary?
Created for the one-sided phone conversation contest. Thank you for reading :)
Kitty lost and scared, runs away from her father. Her father brutally killed her mother and kidnapped her brother. She is the last wolf so it makes it difficult to hide herself from males. She can’t love and when she tries to say it, it comes out I hate you. But after meeting a boy she does feel something for him, will he be able to change her? Will she get her brother back unharmed? And the big war that’s coming will she survive?
I'm sorry for making a new one, but for some reason it deleted my other one.
Arabesque is an accomplished tamer of animals and sometime woodcutter. She and her companions, human and animal, frequent the Faded Tabard Inn, a comfortable and familiar oasis.
Ari's friends and their animal companions - always loyal, occasionally sneaky, and constantly entertaining - will surprise you. Laugh along with the antics of Bad Karma, Whiskey, Nightmare the Bear and the other clever characters found in these tales.
There is seldom a dull moment when animal cunning and human emotions mix in this rough and tumble world.
Come share in the adventure. Your place at the table is reserved.
(Your place on the Cover could be assured, too. Please see the Dedication for more info.)
Jamie, Miriam, and Fiona are 3 BFFs who are just happening to be going on a shopping trip. But when they step into a trap, 3 men kindap them. Jamie makes them angry with her humor, Miriam is shy and quiet, while Fiona tries to persuade them into letting them free. Will they ever escape? Or will they all soon fall in love...
Buddy Hazelton, chairman of the Brandenburg College philosophy department, quit his job to join the Waverly Brothers Traveling Circus. Later today the middle-aged man is being shot out of a cannon.
This is a short story about a person who writes e-mail but not any normal e-mails. E-mails to the days and months, plus a whole lot of other monkeys tail that need not to be mentioned.
Roniica is staying at her Aunt's house for the summer. She knows her Aunt is different. But what she doesn't know is that this trip is going to change her life forever. When she finds the little hut in the forest that is also know as Jaden's house, she thinks she met a nice boy who she might have a crush on. but meeting him has made things worse for all of Western Gate. but neither of them know it. read this book with caution for what you read will never leave your mind.
Hi! It's Lora, I have this website called www.writingunplugged.weebly.com and it has some of my books from bookrix on it. I am in the middle of making a website called www.insidethebooks.com which is a website that will have lists of the characters and places and all around info about my books! So if you have any questions about my books, I will try and answer them on there! So just message or comment questions to me! Thanks!
-Lora Carlson.