Author's e-books - humor. Page - 2
Ranyk doesn't mind so much being attacked in space, but forty thousand colonists are waiting on him. Waiting for the haven of a newly terraformed planet. Ranyk is about to discover one starship of pirates is a mild beginning.
The first of a trilogy, Houses of Common contains the scientific rigor of Kathy Reichs and deep characters and moral dilemmas of Orson Scott Card.
Take a journey into the strange and magical land known as the Mea Culpa Valley; an area with a long and proud history of profound weirdness and absolute lunacy. The residents of a small chunk of squalor known as Timbrook are visited by a precocious knight on a quest, and inadvertently become swept up in a hysterical adventure like none ever before witnessed. Magic, mystery, mayhem and intrigue abound as a powerful warlord’s plot to take over the entire region is slowly uncovered, also revealing the ancient secrets of a powerful stone that may or may not actually be a piece of petrified dragon excrement. Full of laughs, adventure, intrigue, romance and hilarious characters, the Porridge King is a laugh-out loud good time!
devil likes cupcakes. you like cupcakes. go to helll!fceyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyykhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
The life, death, and life of the man who taught me how to fish.
The government wants to brainwash it's populace. It seems that rebellion has been on the horizon for years. But it will take the collective efforts of a group of middle ager's and youth to come together to start the Cowbell Rebellion.
Lily was born in Merced, Northern California on February 3, 2013. She grew up in San Francisco as a companion dog for her Mom, who was not allowed to work while her Dad was studying. From San Francisco Lily traveled the world. Lily got her name from the song “Pictures of Lily” after her parents went to “The Who” concert in Las Vegas. In 2014 the family moved to Cape Town, South Africa where she had many more experiences. Lily is the only Schnauzer in the world who has walked a glacier in Alaska and climbed Table Mountain in South Africa. Lily developed granulomatous meningoencephalitis (GME), a brain disease, just after her first birthday. GME is a very dangerous sickness for dogs. Lily was extremely brave, and with the help of a great doctor and the love of her owners, she recovered from the disease and subsequent chemotherapy and cortisone treatments. She is now in remission and is back to being the same cute Schnauzer with a big heart and loads of personality that she was before her illness. This is Lily’s story
An excerpt from my book, 'No stranger to the P45'describing a job as Santa Claus. Enjoy...
Clarice Copparelli intends to seduce Jason Devlin. The seventeen-year-old boy had sensed this from as far back as a year ago, when he started doing odd chores for the middle-aged, single woman. He just doesn’t know when or how or where it will occur or the likely circumstances. Soon, he hopes.
Some serious, some tongue-in-cheek, poems gleaned from the dusty files in my computer about life, fictional characters and travel.
Some people treat their bodies like a Ferrari, others, like a clunker. flatulence can be miserable especially for whoever stands around this man.
Ranyk doesn't mind so much being attacked in space, but forty thousand colonists are waiting on him. Waiting for the haven of a newly terraformed planet. Ranyk is about to discover one starship of pirates is a mild beginning.
The first of a trilogy, Houses of Common contains the scientific rigor of Kathy Reichs and deep characters and moral dilemmas of Orson Scott Card.
Take a journey into the strange and magical land known as the Mea Culpa Valley; an area with a long and proud history of profound weirdness and absolute lunacy. The residents of a small chunk of squalor known as Timbrook are visited by a precocious knight on a quest, and inadvertently become swept up in a hysterical adventure like none ever before witnessed. Magic, mystery, mayhem and intrigue abound as a powerful warlord’s plot to take over the entire region is slowly uncovered, also revealing the ancient secrets of a powerful stone that may or may not actually be a piece of petrified dragon excrement. Full of laughs, adventure, intrigue, romance and hilarious characters, the Porridge King is a laugh-out loud good time!
devil likes cupcakes. you like cupcakes. go to helll!fceyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyykhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
The life, death, and life of the man who taught me how to fish.
The government wants to brainwash it's populace. It seems that rebellion has been on the horizon for years. But it will take the collective efforts of a group of middle ager's and youth to come together to start the Cowbell Rebellion.
Lily was born in Merced, Northern California on February 3, 2013. She grew up in San Francisco as a companion dog for her Mom, who was not allowed to work while her Dad was studying. From San Francisco Lily traveled the world. Lily got her name from the song “Pictures of Lily” after her parents went to “The Who” concert in Las Vegas. In 2014 the family moved to Cape Town, South Africa where she had many more experiences. Lily is the only Schnauzer in the world who has walked a glacier in Alaska and climbed Table Mountain in South Africa. Lily developed granulomatous meningoencephalitis (GME), a brain disease, just after her first birthday. GME is a very dangerous sickness for dogs. Lily was extremely brave, and with the help of a great doctor and the love of her owners, she recovered from the disease and subsequent chemotherapy and cortisone treatments. She is now in remission and is back to being the same cute Schnauzer with a big heart and loads of personality that she was before her illness. This is Lily’s story
An excerpt from my book, 'No stranger to the P45'describing a job as Santa Claus. Enjoy...
Clarice Copparelli intends to seduce Jason Devlin. The seventeen-year-old boy had sensed this from as far back as a year ago, when he started doing odd chores for the middle-aged, single woman. He just doesn’t know when or how or where it will occur or the likely circumstances. Soon, he hopes.
Some serious, some tongue-in-cheek, poems gleaned from the dusty files in my computer about life, fictional characters and travel.
Some people treat their bodies like a Ferrari, others, like a clunker. flatulence can be miserable especially for whoever stands around this man.