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ONce upon a time there was a beginning, middle and end. After many complications, the climax was approaching, followed by a resolution. I would soon be over.
Three Drabbles designed to probe and poke the reader's inner being. Notice the serene picture on the cover, a ruse, a distract from the author's real intentions.
Unsettlingly dark.
And light.
This is a few pieces i added to the competition about memeories. One or more of them are definitey true but out of the three please comment on if you think any or some of them are just "bulls**t". Enjoy
An excerpt from my book, 'No stranger to the P45'describing a job as Santa Claus. Enjoy...
Humans are the mightiest beings on earth. That’s all you know.
They consist of a body, mind and soul. That’s what you think.
There are more powerful beings, craving for souls. That’s what you didn’t know.
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Josh and his friends have joined ‘the community’. A group of special individuals who have adapted above humans in many different ways. After gaining new privileges, they go out into their new world and begin their life of gaining power and keeping to rules while they do it. This seems difficult however when Josh stumbles upon an unlucky human
[work in progress]
Joined by his Francophile brother, King Robert dismisses the admiring crowd below, sails down from the balcony and heads for Colchester.
A lovingly baked recipe for kids and adults of all ages.
Lauren Twigg is a girl at a cooking class that is teased because she has a monobrow and will not shave it off.
This is a short story about a girl and a boy who may or may not fall in love. Jake is an optimistic kind guy who loves to spend his time climbing a huge tree which is bigger then the school itself. He then meets a very unusual girl who asks him out but for only a month. Why has she asked for only a month and will he agree? Read to find out what will happen between them.
Zoe Holloway has done it again. Two years, two-hundred and five hours of psychotherapy, and one awesome boyfriend later, she’s still throwing herself in front of trains and even she’s not sure why.
Her therapist Brad should know, but instead he hurls metaphors at her in the same way one might toss a live bee at a dog; it’s pretty much a hit and a miss.
The tools for long lasting happiness are being thrown so hard at Zoe it’s a wonder she hasn’t been knocked unconscious. The problem seems to be that no-one ever taught her how to use these tools. So now, with Zoe’s sanity on the line, she’s forced to ask herself; What happens when you get the cape, you wear the cape, but you can’t remember how to fly?
ONce upon a time there was a beginning, middle and end. After many complications, the climax was approaching, followed by a resolution. I would soon be over.
Three Drabbles designed to probe and poke the reader's inner being. Notice the serene picture on the cover, a ruse, a distract from the author's real intentions.
Unsettlingly dark.
And light.
This is a few pieces i added to the competition about memeories. One or more of them are definitey true but out of the three please comment on if you think any or some of them are just "bulls**t". Enjoy
An excerpt from my book, 'No stranger to the P45'describing a job as Santa Claus. Enjoy...
Humans are the mightiest beings on earth. That’s all you know.
They consist of a body, mind and soul. That’s what you think.
There are more powerful beings, craving for souls. That’s what you didn’t know.
____________
Josh and his friends have joined ‘the community’. A group of special individuals who have adapted above humans in many different ways. After gaining new privileges, they go out into their new world and begin their life of gaining power and keeping to rules while they do it. This seems difficult however when Josh stumbles upon an unlucky human
[work in progress]
Joined by his Francophile brother, King Robert dismisses the admiring crowd below, sails down from the balcony and heads for Colchester.
A lovingly baked recipe for kids and adults of all ages.
Lauren Twigg is a girl at a cooking class that is teased because she has a monobrow and will not shave it off.
This is a short story about a girl and a boy who may or may not fall in love. Jake is an optimistic kind guy who loves to spend his time climbing a huge tree which is bigger then the school itself. He then meets a very unusual girl who asks him out but for only a month. Why has she asked for only a month and will he agree? Read to find out what will happen between them.
Zoe Holloway has done it again. Two years, two-hundred and five hours of psychotherapy, and one awesome boyfriend later, she’s still throwing herself in front of trains and even she’s not sure why.
Her therapist Brad should know, but instead he hurls metaphors at her in the same way one might toss a live bee at a dog; it’s pretty much a hit and a miss.
The tools for long lasting happiness are being thrown so hard at Zoe it’s a wonder she hasn’t been knocked unconscious. The problem seems to be that no-one ever taught her how to use these tools. So now, with Zoe’s sanity on the line, she’s forced to ask herself; What happens when you get the cape, you wear the cape, but you can’t remember how to fly?