author - ""Mr. Doug""

"Tiny Tim" - - The Little - Little Barber





My Friend I got a story
It's a hooter let me say
Just had me an experience
"A really Bad Hair Day"

My handle in the old home town
was Beautiful Bob - "The Hair"
Flowing locks that felt like silk
and I treated them with care

Stroll I did to the Barber shop
to get a wash and trim
I got assigned a barber
Whose name was "Tiny Tim"

I sat down with a smile
Happiness filled my heart
All was seemingly perfect
Till "Tiny" got his start

He had to step on tip-toes
to reach my head of hair
Clippin' up and clippin' down
I looked - my head was bare

Now you've heard my story
I've told you every bit
That is why you see me
In a hat that doesn't fit

Mr. Doug